Your Sunday Night NFC North Fight Open Thread

I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been consumed, games have been watched. The Giants squandered opportunities against a superior team. The Pats did what they always do. Them Brownies (as of my typing) are hanging tough in OT. The Bucs and Saints had a wild one. All in all, not a bad day for us NFL addicts. But Wait! There’s More! Some fellas from the great Midwest are butting helmets! (Illegal tackle, penalty is… uh, 5 yards and a first down? Help me out over here ) Shall we dive in? Let’s. TO THE GAME!

Bears/Packers:

That guy that can win games single-handedly (see Green Bay/Dallas last year) is back! He SMRT as all get-out, trust me on this. I’m curious how JAY-GRAY will do here-after all, there haven’t been many te’s that have gone off big time with Rodgers at the helm. But hell, the guy did play basketball at some point and according to announcers everywhere, that counts for… something. The biggest story this week in Chicago that doesn’t involve the word ‘gun death’ is the signing of a certain Khalil Mack. Not sure how much we’ll see of him ce soir but I’m guessing he’ll be involved in a few specific pass rushing packages. I’ll admit-I’m a bit curious about Truth Biscuit’s progress over the off-season. He seems to be yet anudder fella with all the physical skills and not one of the intangibles that tend to separate the wheat from the chaff quarterback-wise.

Enjoy.

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Doktor Zymm

Here ya go, a non-man sexy bear
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Don’t ruin this with a fucking Ditka cosplay shithead

Lo verily did the hearts of many a cheesehead explode tonight.

WCS

Well, that’s every night.

Spanky Datass

“Pfft, whatever …” — J. Gruden

Sharkbait

The Packers are like the guy that stole Edward Norton’s TV…

King Hippo

How do you get Bearistocrat! jism out of a keyboard?

/asking for some imaginary friends

Redshirt

Gruden may be fired before his first game.

Spur

YES YES YES

Game Time Decision

Mack attack
/pickerception

The Maestro

Is busy all day being outdoors and shit and barely watches earlier games

Has people over for dinner and doesn’t have time to tune in until now

Checks phone with breaking news while turning on the TV just now

YO WHAT THE FUCK AARON RODGERS DIED AGAIN AND I LITERALLY JUST FOUND OUT

Horatio Cornblower

That’s some quality Raiders GMing in action right there.

Gatoraids

That trade was one of Al Davis Horcruxes

Mr. Ayo

Hahahaha

Petronel

Like a Mack truck, even

fleshwound_NPG

lulz

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Holy shit

Gratliff

lol

Gatoraids

Big Mack Attack

King Hippo

Take. A. Knee. For the love of Christ.

fleshwound_NPG

THEY DIDN’T BLOCK MACK, WHAT YOU DOIN GREEN BAY

Brocky

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Spur

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this 1st half

Redshirt

With Kizer: 0-16
Without Kizer: 0-0-16 (projected finish)

Obviously Kizer was the weak link of the 2017 Browns.

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Oh my

Spur

Roquan!!

Redshirt

AH! Good he’s walking off. That’s looked bad at first glance.

Gratliff

I actually didn’t realize they could gift a timeout. Huh.

Redshirt

I think GB called timeout, but the Bears had a hurt player.

Mr. Ayo

This game needs more injuries.

And commercial breaks.

fleshwound_NPG

ouch

King Hippo

well, at least CHi**** has no timeouts left, GB can run the half (mostly) out

Redshirt

Holy shit! Its the 2nd quarter?!

fleshwound_NPG

least popular person in green bay right now

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LemonJello

What is the Healing Power of her handjobs? Should someone on the Packer staff be putting a call into Lindsey Vonn?

Mr. Ayo

She’s a two hander at least. That’s a good sign.

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Doktor Zymm

That was exactly 12 seconds of play between commercials. We are so being ripped off

Gratliff

There’s zero chance those two weren’t born in the same DNA tank

Spur

Watching the Green Bay fans cry softens the blow for the upcoming shitty Cowboy season.

Gatoraids

buttery tears

Horatio Cornblower

They’re crying curds of woe.

Brocky

Wow blatant PI there

King Hippo

I’m hearing that the state of Wisconsin has passed an emergency declaration suspending all DUI laws FOAR the next 24 hours. Tell all ur friends!

Brocky

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King Hippo

epic!

Horatio Cornblower

Hey guys, watching some baseball. So, how’s my FF QB, Aaron Rodgers doing out there? I see him trending on twitter, so I’m thinking 3-4 TDs and a couple hundred yards passing. Am I right?

Brocky

Let me put it this way…….

If he were my qb…. I’d be writing about it in fantasy gods

King Hippo

hey man, I lost Deshaun Watson last year (when he was single-handedly winning games for me), replaced him off waivers and still won it all (Baby Buster). Waiver wire is the measure of the imaginary man or woman.

Horatio Cornblower

Nah, I got Handsome Jimmy G and Baker “Mayhem” Mayfield on my bench, so I’m all good.
/Also I do not care

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

This half has been ALL BEARS
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Doktor Zymm

Yup! There’s a magazine it seems!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Great, really great. No really that’s….great news.

/drinks moar

Doktor Zymm

Oh honey, I haven’t even gotten to the bathhouse ads yet

theeWeeBabySeamus

I implore you, please don’t.

King Hippo

this will only get MOAR one-sided, Dok, so drink up and turn off safe search!!

Doktor Zymm

I suspect no one will follow any NSFW links I post 😛

Mr. Ayo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Santa? Is that you????

Redshirt

So why did the Raiders get rid of Mack again?

King Hippo

Jon Gruden’s ego

fleshwound_NPG

So Gruden can finish 4-12 for 10 straight years for 100 million dollars

Doktor Zymm

They hate winning?

Spur

Mack might be worth that salary.

Gratliff

No reason to not end this game now.

Doktor Zymm

So…the Raiders are dum-dums, but what FLAVOR of dum-dum?

WCS

Toilet wine

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Spider 2Y Banana

Mr. Ayo

Embalming fluid flavored

Game Time Decision

Purple monkey dishwasher
/obligatory

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummmm… That was just sad.

Game Time Decision

Lovely gift to Mack

WCS

Yeah, the Raiders made the right choice by getting rid of Mack. He’s a bum.

Sharkbait

Mack took that football and wanted to go home.