Your Sunday Night NFC North Fight Open Thread

I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been consumed, games have been watched. The Giants squandered opportunities against a superior team. The Pats did what they always do. Them Brownies (as of my typing) are hanging tough in OT. The Bucs and Saints had a wild one. All in all, not a bad day for us NFL addicts. But Wait! There’s More! Some fellas from the great Midwest are butting helmets! (Illegal tackle, penalty is… uh, 5 yards and a first down? Help me out over here ) Shall we dive in? Let’s. TO THE GAME!

Bears/Packers:

That guy that can win games single-handedly (see Green Bay/Dallas last year) is back! He SMRT as all get-out, trust me on this. I’m curious how JAY-GRAY will do here-after all, there haven’t been many te’s that have gone off big time with Rodgers at the helm. But hell, the guy did play basketball at some point and according to announcers everywhere, that counts for… something. The biggest story this week in Chicago that doesn’t involve the word ‘gun death’ is the signing of a certain Khalil Mack. Not sure how much we’ll see of him ce soir but I’m guessing he’ll be involved in a few specific pass rushing packages. I’ll admit-I’m a bit curious about Truth Biscuit’s progress over the off-season. He seems to be yet anudder fella with all the physical skills and not one of the intangibles that tend to separate the wheat from the chaff quarterback-wise.

Enjoy.

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King Hippo

Shall we have a quickie pool on when A.A. Ron’s leg falls all the way off?

Spur

to the bone!

yeah right

Sign me the fuck up!

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Bears can smell fear! He’s weakened! Finish him off Mack! FINISH HIM!!

Doktor Zymm

The Packers should really focus on their run game, specifically Williams. Also, kick some field goals.

fleshwound_NPG

Rodgers…not dead

Spur

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Bears defense greeting Rodgers

Spur

hurry up and score. i want to the see the Bears defense maul a quarterback.

Hey look an ineffective wildcat, it’s like 2012 all over again.

WCS

I say Pat White agrees, but, he currently doesn’t know what planet he’s on.

makeitsnowondem

Sorry for my rudeness. Gentlemen.

Horatio Cornblower

/belches so loudly the window rattles

Evenin’ guvnor!

SonOfSpam

Nice move by Tarik Cohen. He’s the shiftiest Jew this side of Roy Moore’s lawyer.

King Hippo

ah mean, hiding behind all that blackface!

yeah right

I’m as giddy as a Catholic priest at a catechism.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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LemonJello

I’m not sure these new helmets will help prevent CTE…

WCS

Clay Matthews: Still useless

Game Time Decision

But the hair….

King Hippo

and the pure Aryan blood!

JerBear50

He looks like an extra in Mississippi Burning

Doktor Zymm

The creepy, creepy hair…

Redshirt

Its 0-17. The Bears defense is so good, its scary. #52 might actually be a shaved bear.

If Rodgers can play, he starts Week 2. Not this one. Its not a playoff game. Its Week 1.

King Hippo

uh huh, McCarthy is a dumbass if he puts A.A. Ron in

ballsofsteelandfury

If?!?

King Hippo

ok, this would be a tremendously dumbfuckery ACTION

Fronkenshteen

THE WILLIS REED PLAYBOOK

Spur

Told you Rodgers was fine. The next time the Bears touch him it’s a flag.

Sharkbait

Playing Rogers seems like a bad idea

SonOfSpam

Yes, Ginger is past her prime.

Gatoraids

Rodgers being injured for season is perfect excuse for the Beev he can just blame the trainers.

Spur

The Packer fans on Reddit are packing it in for the night.

SonOfSpam

“Well, let’s go see what QAnon says about tomorrow’s Obama arrest.”

SonOfSpam

The Thursday Bengals-Ravens game is for FIRST PLACE.

Kinda feels like 19-6 right?

Redshirt

I just want it to be close. I can take a close loss.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

That’s the # of injuries and dirty plays right?

SonOfSpam

Moar like people watching in each city.

Spur

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JerBear50

HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN BOYS???
AND ZYMMS???

ballsofsteelandfury

JerBear!

JerBear50

Hola balls.

JerBear50

Heh. That actually wasn’t because you’re messican, but I guess it worked out that way.

ballsofsteelandfury

Si!

makeitsnowondem

Hey!!

JerBear50

Hey man. Good to see you’re back around too.

Doktor Zymm

Aight

yeah right

How do JerBear?

JerBear50

Hey there chef right

Brick Meathook

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SonOfSpam

Shit, I just realized…if A-Rod’s got a bum knee, the Green Bay Parks and Rec bathroom scene is about to get a lot less interesting.

JerBear50

Moar MouseRat pleaz.

Spur

Peter King is on suicide watch.

ballsofsteelandfury

If only…

makeitsnowondem

For Peter King “suicide” just means mixing all seven wheat beers in his fridge.

King Hippo

I mean, sure I’d watch. But none of this MAYBE shit

ballsofsteelandfury

People are leaving at halftime? What, are they playing the game in LA?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehe

makeitsnowondem

Thank you to Lakefront Brewery for their brandy barrel aged pumpkin ale, currently the best in the category of Wisconsin Beer or Football Team.

Redshirt

Bengals win, story is all about Andrew Luck’s return.

Yeah, screw you too, NBC.

Fronkenshteen

You know when you see the score that you KNOW just beat you that week in fantasy, even if it’s in the first half of the 1:00 games?

Flacco to Crabtree.

Redshirt

This halftime was needed. If the Bears fans didn’t get a half hour to rest and rehydrate, they may surfer from la mort d’amour.

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

“Bears all over the Packers”

Pretty sure I saw that on a theater marquee the last time I was in Key West.

Fronkenshteen

A poor man’s Stiffler is no man at all.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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King Hippo

Chicago Sidewalk Masturbator

Spur

Im loving this. Cris is about to burst into tears.

Get Fucked Green Bay!

ballsofsteelandfury

As they carted Rodgers off, you could hear his penis going inside his body like a frightened turtle.

Chicago Tax Assessor

Horatio Cornblower

Chicago Sanitation

Fronkenshteen

Welp, halftime. Time to check in on the Titans/Dolphins game.

SonOfSpam

They’re in a locust delay.

fleshwound_NPG

Bears offense pretty meh after those first two scoring drives, though

But if Mack can be like that they don’t have to score much this year

Again, thanks Gruden

SonOfSpam

TruthBiscuit for MVP.

Spur

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SonOfSpam

That’s a very good bear.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m rooting for it.

Doktor Zymm

Didn’t someone tell Gruden that the Raiders are already set to move? He doesn’t need to throw the season to move to the desert.
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SonOfSpam

They don’t need Mack. They got that other guy. Jimmy something.

makeitsnowondem

Raiders front office currently on thirty-one phones trying to find out what Derek Carr could do for some other team.

Redshirt

The Bears may be playing but it looks like Green Bay may be going back into another ’70s-’80s hibernation

...

Are we certain it’s Gruden’s fault and not Bowl Cut for not wanting to spend?

Gatoraids

They wont break up until an argument of PF Chang’s vs Hooters

Brocky

I’m so fucking happy that I’m gonna test the limits of this site’s decency guidelines

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ballsofsteelandfury

All good!

Gratliff

moar like Tifa Lockhard

Horatio Cornblower

Green Bay will be fine; Mike McCarthy will draw up a few dynamic offensive plays and everything will be as good as new!
/Green Bay runs 17 straight FB dives

Welp….

LemonJello

Blue Bunny truck backing up to the home locker room at Lambeau right now.

King Hippo

“No! Don’t go!! Take me with you!”

LemonJello

So, this performance by Mack; a big “Fuck You” to Gruden, or the BIGGEST “Fuck You!” to Gruden?

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m loving it like McDonald’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Raiders are fucking stupid.

fleshwound_NPG

I thought I had put away my bears swag for at least a decade or so

thank you, based gruden

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So… Bears…

…good?

ballsofsteelandfury

Defense yes. The rest, TBD.

King Hippo

I’ve been trying to tell you for like 6 months!

King Hippo

That OL ought be ashamed.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think Mack’s agent should renegotiate his contract at halftime. He’s already outplayed his current one.

ballsofsteelandfury

I was wondering if you were watching and if those screams I heard were from your direction.

Horatio Cornblower

Rikki’s gonna throw so many strawberry rinds on neighborhood lawns tonight.

SonOfSpam

Just got here. Has everyone else already abused you enough yet?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m not sure – I’ve been a bad kommenter and have been doing Duolinguo instead.

ballsofsteelandfury

Is that a sex thing?

SonOfSpam

Yes, in that it takes Rikki longer than it used to, and everyone in the room is annoyed at him.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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