I’ve had a shit-ton of fun today and it’s all your fault. I hope you’re happy… just like me. Beers and scotch have been consumed, games have been watched. The Giants squandered opportunities against a superior team. The Pats did what they always do. Them Brownies (as of my typing) are hanging tough in OT. The Bucs and Saints had a wild one. All in all, not a bad day for us NFL addicts. But Wait! There’s More! Some fellas from the great Midwest are butting helmets! (Illegal tackle, penalty is… uh, 5 yards and a first down? Help me out over here ) Shall we dive in? Let’s. TO THE GAME!
Bears/Packers:
That guy that can win games single-handedly (see Green Bay/Dallas last year) is back! He SMRT as all get-out, trust me on this. I’m curious how JAY-GRAY will do here-after all, there haven’t been many te’s that have gone off big time with Rodgers at the helm. But hell, the guy did play basketball at some point and according to announcers everywhere, that counts for… something. The biggest story this week in Chicago that doesn’t involve the word ‘gun death’ is the signing of a certain Khalil Mack. Not sure how much we’ll see of him ce soir but I’m guessing he’ll be involved in a few specific pass rushing packages. I’ll admit-I’m a bit curious about Truth Biscuit’s progress over the off-season. He seems to be yet anudder fella with all the physical skills and not one of the intangibles that tend to separate the wheat from the chaff quarterback-wise.
Enjoy.
Because I hate myself, I’m watching one of the late night “sports wrap-up” shows on Yinzervision.
It’s not THE BEN’s fault for four turnovers. It’s not Jesse James’ fault for coughing up what would become an interception. It’s Mike Tomlin’s fault for “losing control” of the team, and it’s Le’Veon Bell’s fault for “being the distraction.”
Objectively speaking, bell does deserve some blame (how much is debatable)
But yeah in the trump era, its become pretty easy to identify people’s bias
Anything that makes the ramblings of Terry Bradshaw appear correct cannot be good.
Even if they’re right (they aren’t), these Yinzers should be more alarmed that the Stillers couldn’t beat the fucking Browns.
The more things change, the more they stay the same. It’s nice to see that the essential character of the Bears hasn’t changed all these years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU9Ke3uFP8w&list=FLElLiEqyPBhmYJmszucTulg&index=12
Alright, I gotta get your knuckleheads take on this exchange.
Apparently, I’m a “bad sport” for not responding to packers fans post game taunts, and for not verbally fellating rodgers.
I just simply said good game, and these motherfuckers said this and that shit, yadda yadda. I countered with saying I never celebrated in any way, didn’t cheer the injury in any way, and pointed out they’re the ones who made absurd claims such as green bay was gonna win by 50, and that mack would have no impact on the game.
I guess my question is, are these fuckers so high on their team’s koolaid that they’ve reached such a plane of nirvana that reality as we known it has no meaning,
Or are these fuckers so fucking salty that they have to drag down every single other fan down to their level? Christ almighty it’s almost like they’re angry they won.
Fuck those people; have a beer with some people who are human beings.
Hell yes. What Moose said. Have a beer with us.
I thought Moose said human beings.
just cause we’re imaginary don’t mean we’s not human
They hate having to win without good ole Brittfar.
I think the bigger question is why would you talk to/associate with Packers fans?
This!
I live within 50 miles of Chicago. They’re everywhere. They’ve got GB license plates. They’re wearing cubs and Blackhawks gear.
I grew up, and live, in Yinzburgh. I lived in Philadelphia for two years. Dipshit fans are dipshit fans. Fuck ’em all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUAdgt5Glk0&ab_channel=iv%C3%A1nalexisseguelorellana
Why are they so mad? Didn’t they win?
That’s what I’m saying! I legtimatley think they get so much fucking satisfaction out of pissing people off.
I’m sure they’re dickheads, but the fact that you were gloating about Rodger’s injury earlier somewhat weakens your moral high ground.
Fair enough
I don’t blame you for not continuing to engage after your team lost. You’re under no obligation to respond to trash talk.
As a Packers fan, if we had lost, I probably would just maintain radio silence.
Fuck them
packer fan
Oh my!
iAye Dios mio!
Was feeding the baby. Just wanted to point out that my GB preview was dead on:
If you got Rodgers and a hair tie, you’re in the game. Also fuck Clay Matthews.
That’s so true. Green Bay is a burning tumbleweed in a high wind without Rogers.
Reap the hurricane you bastards!
If your Vikes get a AAROD-less Packers, you can thank us by mailing me a nice treat. Like the kind of treats that you have in California, Colorado, Oregon, etc, and that we don’t have in, well, red states.
Done and done.
Introduction time. Mr. Rogers meet Mr. Barr.
Mister Barr Mr. Rogers.
On to game 2.
Mr. Barr approved.
Dive and I were much closer than he and A-aron.
Just flipped to GameDay Prime on NFLN. The new set looks like those old Vince McMahon interviews from mid80s wrestling broadcasts.
Check out these awesome boots I bought today:
RTD would like a word with your boots.
My pick for play of the game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_3oGc6wdZ0
Salutatorian Jimmy Bobby Joey Smith-Smith.
His mother was liberated and didn’t want to give up her last name.
Excuse me, geno smith was butt fumble 2
*Excuse me, butt…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3oCS85HvpY
I enjoyed that.
I would probably enjoy that even more though
thank you bears for this historic bed-shitting so soon in the season, i can now fully concentrate on hockey
Peter King is not wearing pants. Not by choice; he just outgrew the Men’s Wearhouse size charts.
THIS IS SO GOOD YOU GUYS THE CUBS ARE GONNA GET SWEPT THIS WEEK BY THE BREWERS AND HOPE WILL DIE LOLOLOL
but then u can play #BFIB in Wild Card!!
We came so tantalizingly close to living in a world where the Browns had a better record than the Packers. Ugh.
GET OFF MY TV PETER KING
NUGGET BARON!
Aaron Rodgers is high as fuck right now
Rodgers interview can see in his eyes he’s missing time
“How do you put this into words?”
“Fuck. Ow. Fuck. Ow. Fuck.”
Large Bear Bastard Men or Small Bear Bastard Men: who is more infuriating… and to which demographic of people?
If you played the Cris Collinsworth drinking game where you took a shot every time he said “hoard” instead of hard or said “saul” instead of saw you would be as drunk as I am.
That buttery looking mother fucker McCarthy better not get any credit for this
After reviewing Aaron Rodger’s knee….the BEARS STILL SUCK
Is that WCW legend Kevin Greene!?
Well hopefully Rodgers’s leg is fucked up enough that this game will fuck the Packers’s season
That was very, very Beary.
Two thoughts:
Would Tom Brady have played on that leg?
and
I don’t remember Joe Montana being anywhere near this good, do you?
HE WASN’T
This is correct.
Football is fucking ridiculous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmdXB9qt3LY
How was a play by the player of the game an unsung hero? That doesn’t even fucking make sense.
Cris Collinsworth, ladies & gentlemen.
I hate Al and Cris by the way
Oh yes.
We can still eat ’em. I’m not saying we have to, but it’s out there.
Imagine the high after eating Al.
That meat would be flammable no doubt.
congrats mack on joining raiders east
Fuck you Trey Burton and your 2 points. Breshad Perriman catches passes better than you.
Gonna be a lot of celebrating at the Bear Creek Citgo glory hole tonight…
Mitch TrueShitsky, folks!!!
Hey, remember when the Bears were good for 2 and a half qtrs?
Gotta mention matthews somehow.
Feel comfortable saying the Eagles are gonna repeat what with Rodgers’ knee literally imploding as we speak
Browns don’t seem so pathetic this week…
This may be the first time in Aaron Rodgers’ life where he doesn’t want to kneel down for a successful climax.
WOW
Well this tops a shittt sports weekend
That’s about right.