Your “This Was A Good Day” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Well, night has fallen and it can’t get back up. Stupid night. What to do? Why, watch a blowout, of course. TO THE GAME!

Pats/Lions:

My bold prediction: this will be the first game that has two (2!) qb’s throw for 450+ yards in the same game and the final score won’t be remotely close. The Pats D is a complete travesty that is allowing 5.5 yards per play and 25 points per game. Did I mention they’ll be missing 3 starters? Not that that’s a big deal-you can sub any bub off the street/practice squad and get the same lousy results. Fucking Brady will always be who the late Dennis Green thought he is/was. He reads D’s better than any qb alive. That’s just a stupid, niggling fact that non-Pats fans refuse to acknowledge. His counterpart in this game-Matthew Ican’tbelieveit’snotbutterpants has an adequate arsenal of weapons to counteract the inevitable onslaught. He should be able to throw some spaghetti (points) against the wall (scoreboard).

Let’s see how it all unfolds. Should you feel the urge to let your feelings be known, type those randoms down there below.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I don’t think anyone associated with the Pats is thought of as going hard left

Doktor Zymm

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Horatio Cornblower

Manifest! if you liked ‘Lost” well, here it is again!

Dunstan
Dunstan

Needs moar Evangeline Lilly

Spur
Spur

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Dunstan
Dunstan

Tom Brady’s passing line: 12/24, 113 yds, 1 TD, 1 INT
Miami WR Albert Wilson’s passing line: 1/1, 52 yds, 1 TD, 0 INT

Spur
Spur

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fleshwound_NPG
fleshwound_NPG

In just minutes, The Cleveland Browns will have a better record than The New England Patriots

King Hippo

fuck, now I want to go make it RAIN, y’all

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Gratliff

I’m okay with everything that is happening, especially Dreamboat ignoring his ded receiver to go sulk

King Hippo

I like receivers who DON’T get hurt MAGA!!!!1111

ballsofsteelandfury

UPDATE: The Clásico Regio has finished 0-0.

Twbs is shocked.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehe

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King Hippo

I put $45 on Tigres right before they got a red. Dickasses.

Doktor Zymm

Two score game, 3 plus minutes, can’t breathe yet

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Relax!
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Guys, I think the dynasty is over.
I also think I’ll be starting Carson Wentz next week.

King Hippo

Yes, now shut this shit down. We are working with fine margins here.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Can’t wait for peter king to tell us how long and WEIRD it’s been since Buff and the Pats at the same record.

ballsofsteelandfury

Three weeks ago, duh.

Horatio Cornblower

The last time I saw something weird and long John Holmes was walking out of an apartment on Wonderland.

Redshirt

Hold on to your butts, we’re getting full Brady.

Doktor Zymm

I am reminded of the joker who called into the radio asking how someone could rush for more than 100 yds when the field is only 100yds long

Horatio Cornblower

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King Hippo

Such a landmark. Kerryon, you will always remember.

Redshirt

I just did a web archive trip that ended up with up at the early 90s Bengals.

I was in a very dark place.

WCS

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Akil-iiSith! Akil-i-Smith!

Redshirt

No. Worse. 90s.

Spur
Spur

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

She seems pliable.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And flexible.

Horatio Cornblower

And (possibly) legal.

Spur
Spur

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King Hippo

Let’s take oh 6:20 or so off the clock just to make sure certain fantasy participants don’t get ass-fucked in time du garbage.

Horatio Cornblower

I am rooting for the Salmon Sisters to get Orca’d on their next trip out.

Might be time to retire that commercial.

Dunstan
Dunstan

I, uh… might have a thing for the Salmon Sisters.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve got at least three things for the Salmon Sisters.

King Hippo

I would share a hotel whirlpool with them. Gladly.

Horatio Cornblower

Hey, if I don’t talk about my fungal infections, you don’t talk about your fungal infections.

ballsofsteelandfury

Whenever I see the word “tribbed” on Pornhub, I think of Joey Tribbiani and I giggle.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That commercial has another 6 months in it at least.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Maybe not the best time, but penalties on turnovers like that should mean replay the down, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING PENALTY AND PLAY. It would also (maybe?) actually deter behavior if you cost your team a turnover.

Doktor Zymm

I don’t want to give the refs that much power

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a terrible idea. Go sit in the corner.

But take this beer and MoonPie, we’re not sadists here.

ballsofsteelandfury

/ shoves herodotus in tiny locker

theeWeeBabySeamus

WTF MAN????

– H. Cornblower

herodotus450
herodotus450

Never knew I cared so much about it until tonight. It’s a change in possession but not a whole new play, so why do penalties somehow get reset?

Redshirt

Actually its considered after a change of possession. Once they get the ball, the defense becomes the Returning Team and the offense becomes the Covering Team. All fouls don’t change possession.

If a foul was committed before the change by the defense, then the offense would keep the ball because they had possession when the foul occurred.

Horatio Cornblower

Ooh, look at Redshirt with his “facts” and “understanding of the rules.”

herodotus450
herodotus450

Yeah but just caues it’s the rule doesn’t make it a good rule.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

This is a terrible opinion and you should feel bad about it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

MOB RULE!!!

Redshirt

(groans) (sighs)

Anyone have a clean pair of shorts I can borrow?

Horatio Cornblower

To be fair to Brady, the Lions DB was wide open.

King Hippo

WEEI ppl will forget that

Horatio Cornblower

not when I call in to remind them.

Gratliff

Holy shit. Are they actually gonna do this?

Spur
Spur

The Eagles won the Superb Owl, anything is possible

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

“They don’t take days off in new England….”

Cris, I’m on my sixth beer and have 300+ hours of unused vacation time. Fucking watch what happens tomorrow.

King Hippo

NAWT even Hitler’s birthday?

Horatio Cornblower

Which is actually 4/20.

/So glad I googled that. Hello, FBI!

Doktor Zymm

BIG CATS BIG PLAY

King Hippo

this run game commitment makes sense, just like 2 hours too late

Spur
Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She seems nice.

Spur
Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve got those!

Horatio Cornblower

Arms? Yeah, big deal, so do I.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just turned back in. Holy fuck, Bob Kraft. You and Garoppalo would both had been better off if you hadn’t made that trade. And maybe added some other tools.

Spur
Spur

Lions can win this right?

Horatio Cornblower

Yep. I could probably also safely drive my car 50 miles right now, but I wouldn’t recommend betting on that.

King Hippo

I still sense a 23-24 in the Force

WCS

Oh, it’s done.

King Hippo

I didn’t like THAT possession, Cuck Liouns.

Spur
Spur

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s really up to her I think.

Horatio Cornblower

That scene made Brian Williams not only wish that his helicopter really came under fire, but that it took multiple direct hits.

Spur
Spur

way past the limit?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Actually, that very gif was previously posted by two people who shall remain nameless.
But their names rhyme with Balls and Seamus.

They didn’t get banned, so you won’t either.

Probably.

Spur
Spur

just take it down then

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hell no. That was my point.

ballsofsteelandfury

AXXHNOT FOR MEFF…

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

Depends on the size of his nose.

Spur
Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

The key question here is, was he under pressure?

/Review commences
/loudspeaker plays
/DUN-DUN-DUN-DUDUDUNDUN

Under pressure is confirmed, intentional grounding, 10 yards, loss of down, Fat Bottom Girls have the call on the coin toos.

King Hippo

DOWN!!!! Like Bambi’s mother,

Horatio Cornblower

Doe!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Thank you Detroit.
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Doktor Zymm

LOLPATS

King Hippo

YESSSSSS!!!!!!

INTO MAH REBEL VEINS!!!!

Spur
Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

I can’t wait for Clay Matthews or any of these defensive guys getting hit with stupid roughing the passer calls to say in their press conference after the game, “Anyone got Vince Mcmahon’s number?”.

Doktor Zymm

Am I the only one disappointed at the lack of ties today? Maybe tomorrow night

King Hippo

VERY DISAPPOINT

Horatio Cornblower

Son: “If I was at a party and you guys traced my ‘narc’ car to the party I’d beat both your asses on sight.”

Me: “It’s funny that you don’t think you’d get a shotgun full of rock salt to the chest when you tried. From your mother.”

Oh, my nursing is home is going to suck.

Doktor Zymm

Perhaps I am not ‘with it’ but ‘narc’ car?

Horatio Cornblower

It was an ad on the TV where the parents could trace their kid’s whereabouts through the car.

Doktor Zymm

Good to know kids these days are still watching commercials

Spur
Spur

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King Hippo

ML got up to +322 before I bet. MAKE ME LOSE YOU STUPID CUCKS!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Cris: Look at the size of that hole!!!!!

Me: I hope Al didn’t just bend over.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

“Those are pee-wee sized holes”
-J. Sandusky

Spur
Spur

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