Well, night has fallen and it can’t get back up. Stupid night. What to do? Why, watch a blowout, of course. TO THE GAME!

Pats/Lions:

My bold prediction: this will be the first game that has two (2!) qb’s throw for 450+ yards in the same game and the final score won’t be remotely close. The Pats D is a complete travesty that is allowing 5.5 yards per play and 25 points per game. Did I mention they’ll be missing 3 starters? Not that that’s a big deal-you can sub any bub off the street/practice squad and get the same lousy results. Fucking Brady will always be who the late Dennis Green thought he is/was. He reads D’s better than any qb alive. That’s just a stupid, niggling fact that non-Pats fans refuse to acknowledge. His counterpart in this game-Matthew Ican’tbelieveit’snotbutterpants has an adequate arsenal of weapons to counteract the inevitable onslaught. He should be able to throw some spaghetti (points) against the wall (scoreboard).

Let’s see how it all unfolds. Should you feel the urge to let your feelings be known, type those randoms down there below.