Your “Listen Children, All Is Not Lost” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Some days, you just don’t give two shits & just want to hear a happy song. This is one of those days. Besides, I’m not going to sit here and let you badmouth the United States of America.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Capitals – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
    • Canucks at Panthers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
      • the “empty arena” game
    • Penguins at Habs – 7:00PM | City
    • Flames at Avalanche – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NCAA:
    • Missouri at Alabama – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Miami at Virginia – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Virginia Tech at U*North Carolina – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • West Virginia at Iowa State – 7:00PM | FS1
    • Wisconsin at Michigan – 7:30PM | ABC
    • Hawaii at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
    • Colorado at Southern California – 10:30PM | FS1
    • Wyoming at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • CFL:
    • Lions vs. Stampeders – 8:00Pm | TSN
  • MLB:
    • Astros at Red Sox – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
  • MMA:
    • Bellator – Fedor Emelianenko vs. Chael Sonnen – 9:00PM | Paramount

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Spur
King Hippo

REALLY going to fucking hate VPI after tonight. Jism monkeys.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

You got to be ROLLING Mr. Hippo.

I Stand in Awe.

litre_cola

I am still laughing at Yeah Right’s circumcision forecast.

WCS

3rd and 28? JV NFL BLITZ!

King Hippo

28-20 is an acceptable cover

King Hippo

Also, it seems like this group of Cousinfuckers might have been a tad overrated by me, Christ

WCS

Our offense has been all kinds of assy tonight.

King Hippo

could have sworn we’d see a new fixture after the blocked FG score, but NOPE, new can of ass. Cornpone State ain’t even a good D, are they??

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King Hippo

The UVA/Da U fixture is soooooooo Coastal Division

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Unsurprised

Nobody ever tells me nuthin’

Unsurprised

Justin Verlander is going to be in the Hall of Fame but the only thing I’ll remember him for is the leaked pic of his jizz all over Kate Upton’s back.

— Barry McCockiner (@SportsTalkJo3y) October 14, 2018

Unsurprised

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King Hippo

gonna be hard (PHRASING!!) to unsee that!

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Spur

Jalan Hurts blows give me the Samoa kid

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

PHRASING!

King Hippo

“yeah, I called DIBS” – Marc T., Parts Unknown

Spur

I maintain Final Fantasy VI/3(US) was the greatest pure RPG made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz8I8jvD0Ew

Gratliff

Correct, but what’s also correct is that the best Final Fantasy is actually Chrono Trigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi_D97cHcbQ

Spur

no Secret of Mana was better.

it goes

Chrono Trigger
Secret of Mana
FF VI

Spur
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rockingdog

evening!
back in New England from a long road trip. Should I root for these red sox? I think i might….

WCS

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Unsurprised

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yeah right

What’s the weather like?

Looks cold at the game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Partly cloudy with chance of circumcision.
Got it.

rockingdog

found a funny:

Venmo is by far my favorite social media. Did Greg give Kevin money for helping him rake leaves or did they get high as fuck?? You decide!

Spur
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Spur
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Unsurprised

LOL

Spur

I want a Django Unchained sequel that covers their time in the winter in the mountains. Django learns to be a bounty hunter from Dr. Schultz.

who says NO?

Unsurprised

Dumbasses

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yeah right

Now I would watch that.

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This guy dyed.

yeah right

It’s pretty heartwarming that Missouri hired a down on his luck tweaker to design their helmet logo.

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Spur

I want Harbaugh back in the NFL. As the Browns, Jags…….Cowboys coach!
Oh shit….that has me hard. Jim Harbaugh as the Cowboys coach.
Zeke will have all the milk for his cereal.

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Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

SUDDEN CHANGE!!!!!!!

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Unsurprised

I didn’t even have the excuse of being on a plane jus now.

Just ate a whole 14 hr flight’s worth of snacks on the runway waiting to take off

— Stavros Halkias (@stavvybaby) October 12, 2018

https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

Ian Scott McCormick

ESPN’s win probability chart for the Alabama game is hilarious.

litre_cola

I love that painting in the banner image. Fucking gorgeous.

Unsurprised

One of the reasons I went to Chicago was just to see that painting. It’s incredible.

Ian Scott McCormick

Is Ferris real? I like the theory that you just hallucinated him as a way of living your best life, but I don’t know if there is enough proof that was what was going on in the movie.

Unsurprised

I think he is. It’s not like he’s the only outrageous character in the movie. Everyone is in their own way.

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Spur

Satan….wake up. Spur took the over.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m cracking myself up at the image of TWBS yelling HURRY HARD on a random Canadian street…

litre_cola

He is going to kill me and take my identity isn’t he?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe….stop fucking laughing at my expense.
Unless you buy me some weed first.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Orrrrr a hooker. You know, whatever’s easiest.

But tell her ahead of time I’m not paying extra for that “Maple Syrup Thing” this time.

Unsurprised

You get it, you pay for it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I really dislike the University* of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

I dislike everything about them from the faux morality, to their lying and cheating straight to your face and knowing nothing will ever come of it.

Jesse Helms, fuck that guy. But he did say one thing once that I will give him credit for.

“They need to build a wall all the way around Chapel Hill and just fill it with water”.

tWBS’ own preference would be a series of targeted drone strikes, but I can compromise.

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WCS

HAIL SHANK’LOR

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ballsofsteelandfury

She’s quite lovely.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I SAW HER FIRST!!!!!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

yes, those are peanuts.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I might have been wrong. WVU’s defense just hopped on the short bus.

yeah right

After a bye week last week the Reedley Tigers took a road trip to Gilroy, CA to take on Gavilan college today.

So much for home field advantage.

38-6 Reedley fucking Tigers!

Six and oh!

yeah right

On the day my nephew’s defense gave up 73 total yards including -9 yards rushing.

Damn.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sudden Change in Tuscaloosa?
No, not really, but that was fun to watch.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

How the hell is ‘Bama already up by 10?

Holy shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Will Grier is teh shit.

Spur

Hail Satan!

King Hippo

holy shit, they got TEN in the first 2 minutes. On the road. They should just have the playoffs for 2nd place.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Looks like ’twill be a glorious slaughter.

King Hippo

Merde, they’ll get in Hail Mary range, though one would expect the Blessed Virgin to be covering her ears…

Spur

Good for the Ducks.

King Hippo

U-Dub loses again.

King Hippo

and teh Paedos TRAIL with 19 ticks remaining!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sparty done a good?

King Hippo

yup, late TD in Happy Valley, no less. Did nae play it safe for OT.

King Hippo

really happy VPI has a touched down already

theeWeeBabySeamus

Enemy of my enemy is my friend.

King Hippo

Sparty faked a FG before, so now will miss one at the gun.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I still say WVU is a darkhorse to take the whole enchilada.

King Hippo

they could give Bama a game, but they won’t get in the tourney

theeWeeBabySeamus

They don’t have Bama’s depth, no doubt.

But if they run the table and don’t have any injuries which change things on the two deep, I can see it.

King Hippo

again, would take an act of God to keep Clemson, tOSU, and/or ND out. Just look at the schedules.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, I know. WVU will suffer from schedule. Which is why they’ll need to run the table and hope foar help.

But I really do think they’re at least the second best team in teh country.

King Hippo

BayBay fucks the chicken. Paedos run out of bounds on 3rd down and Sparty will have one last chance to fuck up.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sparty has totes disappoint me this year.
Fuck ’em.

King Hippo

BayBay trying to nip one from the Steer Fuckers.

theeWeeBabySeamus

D’awwwww….Rob put the asterisk in. I love that guy.

Still gonna steal his dogs, however.

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