You know, the good kind of travesty whereby extraordinary misfortune befalls the easily-hateable team that has experienced so much success. The one that has had the benefit of iffy ref calls for more than a decade now. The team that has an owner that has more than doubled his significant wealth due to the hiring of a coach and the drafting of a certain qb in the sixth round on a bit of a flyer.
Yeah, that team. The one that has fans that couldn’t tell you who Steve Grogan or Andre Tippett is/was. They don’t even acknowledge the Super Bowl that Parcells took them to. “Affient bistory”, they say in their drunken, garbled tongue. That’s the fan base that doesn’t acknowledge players that have been cast aside and have ended up on other teams. “They didn’t play THE PATRIOT WAY-I hope they took the first segregated bus out of town after they was cut!”, they screech.
It’s the team that has bent the rules as far as they’ll go and have only been punished a handful of times. Logic dictates to me that they’ve been able to squash a few revealments of other wrong-doings with a wadful of cash here and a plutonium tea there. “Oh, that assistant strength coach that was booted out of the Boy Scouts for reasons unknown? His steroids weren’t replaced by insulin. No sir!”* [runs out of breath]
TO… THEGAME! [wheezes]
KC/NE:
Do what you do, Patreek Le Freek.
And you guys can do what you do as well
*may not have occurred but I’m not ruling it out completely
I’m not gonna get my hopes up here
OR……
Well, that didn’t work out for me, except when it really worked out for me, which probably won’t work out for me.
Well, Chefs won’t get the ball back.
Remember when they were good?
“Well, they can’t keep giving things away if they will want them back!”
-Dan Snyder
The famous Andy Reid Drive by 3 Yard Increments!
It’s like watching all my favorite Eagles’ playoff losses all over again
“This guy, I call him the GOAT because after making a deal with the devil his pupils are rectangles.”
Hard to find cleats for those cloven hooves.
Flat balls!
I’d deflate my balls in her general direction.
All these years of working my forehand motion will finally pay off.
It’s over, KC. Go to sleep now…
Look at the pretty flowers!
All the Hill and Kelce passes, right?
Pats by 4. Line was 3.5.
I guess those Vegas guys know what they’re doing…
Aw peanuts!!
I call him the goat because I presume he can be milked for dairy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kJKVi52Jmg
And now the Patriots have benefited from a defender being afraid to tackle a quarterback.
Okay, shut it down, now don’t call any more!
Very disappointed in the Chief’s failure to head shot Brady there.
yep
Wow. I was going to predict a field goal, a botched Andy Reid two minute drill, and then a Pats win in OT, but I think they’ll just win it here.
It can be all of the above!
This. It will still be this.
The new NFL Gamecast is somehow at least one, possibly three steps back.
It’s so far back, they’re referring to Mahomes as “That mulatto kid”
HUZZAH
Where’s the time out Andy?????
Smash it in with Hunt! Quit fuckin’ around!
Hey, Danny Husk!
Which P*ts special teamer is being cut right now?
3 and out, field goal, pats win by 1.
THIS
The inevitability?
I love this girl.
This girl could come fart in my beer right now. Spray fart.
It’s a good thing Reid didn’t go for two earlier. If they had missed it, he would need a touchdown to win. And since they made the XP, he needs a touchdown to win.
If he orders 2 dozen ribs then he will only need one more dozen ribs for the ride home.
“Olive Garden Catering: Let US heat up the frozen food tonight!”
They’re building an Olive Garden near us.
I’m not super excited but I bet I end up going there sometime.
https://www.thisisinsider.com/anthony-bourdain-defended-food-columnist-marilyn-hagerty-olive-garden-review-2018-6
That cromulent defensive effort embiggened us all
Ragland is his dad now. That’s the rule.
“There’s the jersey tug we can’t see”
-Collinsworth, mouth full of P*ts balls, speaking out his ass
“Jack Strong” was also Kellen Winslow’s advice to all of his teammates
I know I’m biased, but that’s not fucking OPI.
The final score is 1000% gonna be this
This is why Andy Reid will never win a Super Bowl. Why not go for 2 there?
Ladies and gentleman, Andy Reid
He has a lot of field goal attempts remaining in his game plan.
Ugh.
WTF? Andy, get both rack of ribs.
We haz game?
Oo, that was nice
Halloween must be close if the Ghost of Sammy Watkins has appeared
Maybe Brady had TOO MUCH time, so that fumble is the offensive line’s fault.
Just frightened the dogs by yelling “break him in half GRAB THE BALL YAYYYYY!”
How is there no link of “Yuuugi… kill that son of a bitch!”
DREAMBOAT FUMBRE!
Brady’s post-NFL career is going to be even more insufferable than his NFL one, pretty sure
Worse than Pey-pey?
Yes.
He’ll make a perfectly cromulent cabinet member for the Ivanka Trump Administration
SHOW ME HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE
That D-back was sure xcited to drop that pick.
We know how this ends. Just get to the bullshit.
Man, The Walking Dead’s gotten weird now.
Fuck yeah! Deadly Prey!
“Let’s see what Reid wants to do here”
Call back to back timeouts and go to Red Robin?
Endless fries!
“…yummmmmmm!”
Collingsworth said “Hoard”
/ drinks
Was he talking about Dez’s mom?
Pretty sure it was his dick.
Makes sense.
Referee: “New England is challenging the ruling on the field. The call on the field is overturned. It is 4th and 1.”
Andy Reid: “Hey!”
Referee: “Sorry. Got ahead of myself.”
Mahomes is struggling because the Patriots offense is doing good?
I find it amazing how Collinsworth can speak so clearly while blowing all the Patriots.
It’s not that hard when you’re talking out your ass
The one night I am alone with the kid and he is twitching like he is coming off MDMA, lineman in the CFL by the time he is 14 at this growth rate.
Why the fuck hasn’t James White seen the ball?
Is “Mahomes was a baseball player.” the new “Jimmy Graham played basketball?”
It’s at least the new “The Bus is from Detroit” but not quite the “Antonio Gates Played Basketball”
They catch fish at the market in Seattle.
I think he has an airplane that he flies.