I think they’re still playing Game Three of the World Series. Anyway – in honour of that, this one’s for Brick:
Mr. Ayo nailed it like Blair Walsh in the comments when he opined:
Whenever you want to question football or ice ball overtimes, remember this evening/morning.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Game 4 – Red Sox at Dodgers – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
- NHL:
- Jets at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
- Habs at Bruins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1 / City TV / NHLN
- Penguins at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC
- CFL:
- Lions at Roughriders – 7:00PM | TSN
- NCAA:
- Washington at California – 6:30PM | FS1
- North Carolina State at Syracuse – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Texas A&M at Mississippi State – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Navy vs. Notre Dame – 8:00PM | CBS
- Texas at Oklahoma State – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN2
- Hawaii at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPN2
- Oregon at Arizona – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
- San Diego State at Nevada – 10:30PM | ESPNU
- UFC Fight Night:
- Volkan vs. Smith: From Moncton, N.B. – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
- There’ll be about a thousand guys named “Gord” or “Doug” in the crowd, all wearing Canadian tuxedos.
- Volkan vs. Smith: From Moncton, N.B. – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
LEFT DOUG IS THE RAPIEST DOUG!
PULL HIM NOW PLEASE
I’m sure they will now.
#PuigYourFriend
Things not looking good for the Texas sides tonight.
Apparently, Jacksonville is in full JAGURAS mode and a bunch of players got arrested tonight.
Aren’t they in London?
Presumably they asked for a Bud Light and were immediately cuffed.
That’s fair.
Was it autumnal?
£50,000, what is that two residents of Jacksonville.
Man this series is so boring except when it ain’t.
I enjoyed that very much.
GAH. Sawx having problems throwing to first lately
Except for a brief 5 minutes when I had to put shorts on to move my car, the only clothes I’ve worn today is my underwear.
I’m pretty proud of myself.
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE
Please tell me they were the Andrew Christian Almost Naked Sports Briefs.
fight fight fight FOAR Washington State!
GAH – fucking Leafs won.
I love L.A.
Hader looks like Vini from Durutti Column.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcS8wp36o1DJTZ_g3nxDvVl_eTdnjZJ5UR-xG1269gBBWB2oidtH
Oh, is this the part where we say a prayer to cancer? Cancer, if you’re listening, please take Brett Kavanaugh.
preferably, take his wee-wee first
NC State might as well just have stayed home
In North Carolina? No, I wouldn’t wish that on anybody.
Wazzu are level on the non-Paloose
I found a six-pack of “Mad Elf Ale” by Tröegs Brewery in Hershey, PA at my local Food Lion. 11% ABV. Oof! Also a nearly full cartridge of Wild Berry Sativa. 93.82% THC. Double oof! Tomorrow should be…..colorful. Hope my bets give me a run for me moneys.
for being such a crack-whore of a grocery, they have surprisingly good libation options
I can’t figure it out either.
Wait, Food Lion is a real place? I thought they made it up for Animal House.
nope, it’s the Southern grocery chain that’s always closest to your house, but one avoids going to if one can help it
We recently lost all our nice, unionized Krogers in this part of North Cakalaky, though
PERFECT DESCRIPTION
As opposed to the Food Panther, which is what his teammates in Carolina used to call Kelvin Benjamin.
— A. Reid
All the grocery store action in Animal House took place in the Food King.
Damned royalists…
Texas will pull this off. Blowing leads is an OSU special
please God no, the current playoff picture is unbearable enough as is
Just progressin’ right along in RDR2. Need that happy ending for 100%
Cal has U-Dub beat. They need to start taking a knee and quit risking handoffs.
It seems there is an Azteca/Aztec Theater in every western city.
This is a really good World Series. Very evenly matched teams. Only one has Jackie Bradley Joonyah tho.
So much creepy “Shimmy-shake” and “Backside / right cheek” talk in the booth in Stillwater tonight.
Good Christ. My back is spasmodic just WATCHING that. Which I’ve done about 70 times. So far.
The double knees to the back has become a surprisingly common wrestling move despite its high fuck up potential
The human crash test dummy there is AR Fox. A 31 year old phenom who will be in a wheelchair by 35. I was two seats away from the guy who took a kick to the face from him at an Evolve show this summer. Here he is having his life saved by Keith Lee.
Wow, you are not kidding. One little mistake and his brains end up all over the concrete floor.
Not that it needs to be said here, but I fucking love 9:30 est London NFL games.
amen!!
I love me some breakfast football too.
Too early! /BestCoastProblems
Rodriguez running to second like he was holding in a turtlehead.
/Red Sox fans react reasonably
PLEASE beat the Steerfuckers, you orange ass-paddling weirdos.
I gotta go see that Dodger house with the picture of a beady-eyed soulless Clayton Kershaw.
Quality BOtG
Ryan Finley has QB’d himself down to Round 2/3 if he’s lucky the last 6 quarters. CHRIST.
How much is a gram of decent cocaine going for these days? I haven’t bought that shit in more than 10 years.
Coke sells for all the money in your bank account.
Fronk wants a Hippo visit!
“Fear & Loathing in the Charles Town Sports Book”?
TRUE STORY: In the 90s. I went to a New Years Eve party in Georgetown in D.C. and snorted coke with the host, who provided it. I’m not naming names but that guy years later became the governor of a U.S. state.
Nosferatu of Fla?
Genuinely curious. What did you snort said lines off? I’m imagining something quite elegant, and not at all like the mirror ripped off the motel room wall, like I was accustomed to.
Laura Ingraham’s ass?
A handheld rectangular piece of mirrored glass , maybe 3×5 inches (7.62×12.7 cm) with nicely sanded edges. Rich guys with coke will own stuff like that.
My money’s on Terry McAuliffe.
yeah, that guy PARTIES
You’re all wrong (so far). Go to Wikipedia and just keep listing U.S. Governors here and eventually you’ll be right, but I won’t tell you. A secret with Brick remains a secret.
Matt Bevin!
*Grumble grumble baseball grumble*
…Jason Momoa as Aquaman.
Much better.
Nice form, Ames!
Swallowing raw dogs is what makes Jean a popular girl.
https://www.theonion.com/cdc-introduces-raw-dog-the-sti-pup-to-educate-childre-1830029685
I’d give her 6.
Maybe even 7 depending where the measurement starts
Wait a minute…Texas is good? They got beat my UMD…what the fuck?!?
The 506’s maps are confusing me this week, CBS side. I’ll pour a drink and maybe take another look later.
http://506sports.com/
I really should start including these again.
I actually use this site as my TV Guide for sports broadcasts!
Humble suggestion: Include time zone info
It’s my little mid-week treat.
Alright. Let’s do this goddamn thing.
Let’s go Irish
w hy do u haet THE TROOPS!
and here I was thinking u was Jewish ,, smh
I’m from Long Island, which makes me like 20% Jewish. I went to way more Bar & Bat Mitzvahs than Confirmation parties.
This, and I only went to like, 3 Bar Mitzvahs. No Bat Mitzvahs, preteen Senor was also not very popular with the ladies.
Starkville? Needs more cowbell …
I didn’t know there were bars of 5 in the national anthem!
Does anyone have a fresh batch of Purple Drank? I can promise biting witticisms!
Can SillyCuse get to 100? Let’s find out!
Not like the basketball team ever does.
Boeheim no doubt sending a strongly worded text to tamp things down
It’s a new combo for me, but I’ve discovered mixing well scotch, lemonade & ale. It was recommended on a tour this summer if I had an old bottle to polish off. If it has a name, let me know.
The Colin Montgomery?
The John Daly is just Rebel Yell and Busch Light in a cracked glass with a cigarette butt floating on top.
I know a certain DC whose name rhymes with Dave Huxtable who needs a good ass-kicking.
Kenfucky wins on an untimed down, last play of the game. Only Cats’ offensive TD of the game, 15-14 is the final.
I turned NC State/’Cuse on just in time to see ‘Cuse DB cheat in just enough that I knew Finley would hit that throw.
Plus I kicked all rednecks out of my house for the night.
Woooooo!!!!!!!!
Ah shit…we no can haz Wooooo!!!!!
GODDAMMIT NC STATE!!!!!!
This Penn St. – Iowa game, I call it “too much even for George Brett” because of all the Pinegar.
Hockey Night in Canada set their opening montage to fights, big hits & “Don’t Fear The Reaper”. It was awesome.
So here’s a fun dilemma for fantasy defenses:
CHI vs. NYJ
NE at BUF
…or…
IND at OAK
I wish I could start all 3! I’m going with IND though.
Yup. Raiders are tanking.
YES!
I hear and obey.
I got a mention without groveling!
MeadDudeDoug is employee of the week!
I can’t wait to clear the dinner dishes so I can retire, in solitude, to the bedroom, with a full beer and a charged vape pen to watch the series and pick some drafts on fan duel.
I’m making turkey meatballs!
I’m very happy you didn’t say “turkey…meet balls”.