Your Cowboys-TITanS MNF Open Thread

Welcome to Monday Night! In which we have the last game of the week and it happens to be a good one if you like the colour “light blue”.

This also works if you like teams that are stuck in the middle

Jesús! Who says there are no accurate portrayals of Latinos in media?

of the mediocrity zone that is a .500 record.

Both teams have a 3-4 record and ASPIRE to reach the magical .500 mark.

On the one hand,  you have the Cowboys,  led by a tin of canned ham

It says premium on the tin, but not judging by this season’s output.

and on the other you have a duck that continuously ducks to avoid getting hurt

by big fat defensive linemen that are only stopped by what basically resembles this:

So,  what i’m saying is,  we have a wonderful game ahead of us.

At least the game is in Arlington,  so the crowd shots should be pleasant to watch.

Did you know there is a Victoria’s Secret store in Jerry World? I can sadly report that the last time I was there they basically only sold PJs, sweats,  stuff like that.  No thongs with a big Star covering up the hoohah.

Missed opportunity,  JJ!

Enjoy the game!

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I may like this version better than the original.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Your mom’s delivery is here.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’ve seen that……. somewhere…… before….. can’t quite place it……

Brick Meathook

It deserved an encore

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

In fact, Moose, I posted the giant bronze hand picture first. You should have posted the giant bronze dick picture after that. This is in accordance with the by-laws of this dick-joke and dick-picture website. I forgot what I was talking about.

Romonobyl

The Kardashian Collection.

Downfield Matriculator

I believe that’s part of a gift from France to Thailand; Ladyboy Liberty

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The vacation Rick Santorum never talks about.

King Hippo

NOT a drill – we get Dallas again full national next week (SNF @ Iggles), followed by Gigantes/Tomsulas on Monday. That will at least be charmingly awful.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Right around the Cowboys season ends, the Spurs should be getting their ploback from injuries.

King Hippo

This is a NETS HOUSE pal!

Wakezilla

*Shameless Plug*

Want to know how the ’72 Miami Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team of the season loses? Find out how with my latest post on DFO!

WCS

By continuing to be old and suffering from chronic mental and physical conditions?

Downfield Matriculator

Same way Sean Penn finds entertainment: Two hookers and an eightball

King Hippo

eeeeeeet’s good!

/Yaro’s still ded

Brick Meathook

The game highlight was when Billy Kilmer threw a pass that hit the goal post crossbar, back when they were on the goal line. They moved them to the back of the end zone the following season.

Spur

Can Romo be a player/coach?

King Hippo

in the sense that it doesn’t violate the laws of time and space?

blaxabbath

Damn it — we quotables’d a cowboys td gif with Gruden (WSH) that I kept meaning to add to an easily accessible library.