There were some shenanigans out my way that had the locals gums a-flappin’, I’ll tell you what. I’ve got a 40 minute drive to work and on my way there 6 police cruisers, sirens a-blarin’, tore past me on the highway. This is quite unusual in my very quiet, out of the way community of approx. 9,000 yokels. Sure there’s a druggy underbelly that exists but “busts”, if/when they occur, are done on the QT. It took me some time to find out the details but it turns out there was a nutball with a gun running around the street that I grew up on. This just doesn’t occur here. You’ll be relieved to know that he was tracked down by a K-9 unit and gave himself up.
Meanwhile, a business owner ( in the very loosest sense of the word) in the community of 1,100 people where I slave (hah!) away was arrested by a SWAT team and dragged away in cuffs! Northern Ontario Facebook must be on fire right now. DETAILS TO FOLLOW!
TO THE GAME!
Packers/SeaHawks:
One thing not mentioned very often regarding the two qb’s playing tonight is that they both tend to give up a fair amount of sack yardage because, being fellers that can run, they hold on to the ball longer than the average bear. Seattle qb Wilson is second in yards lost with 204 and Rodgers is right behind him with 184. In first? I’ll give you no guesses-you’re right, it’s Eli. First round rb Rashaad Penney had himself a day last week vs. the Rams vaunted d-line so expect his touches to increase as the season plays itself out. Rodgers’ young, explosive play-makers have already spread their wings. Aaron Jones and Bird Law expert Marquez Valdes-Scantling have already put the giddy-up in the Packers O.
Tons of sports offerings tonight for all y’all eyebulbs. Let’s chat. GO SILLYCUSE!
— Blair Walsh
No, he actually did.
Current weird TV crush: the girl dual-wielding in the Fallout 76 ad. Hard yes. Even if I died by violent means shortly thereafter.
How about during?
So long as I get to finish.
I particularly enjoy the musical accompaniment of the scene to which you refer.
That should be game?
I don’t know much about art, but I know good art when I see it.
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Fire Captain Bluebunny now. Leave him on the tarmac.
I wonder what Pete Carroll says into his headset sometimes. “Hey, do you think jet fuel can melt the Packers?”
I’m prettt sure human flesh burns before it melts.
Only one way to be SURE
Alright, let’s see some passing hawks.
This was a joke guys. Up top!
Tim Allen is not funny.
I know several people who think he’s fucking hilarious.
I don’t like these people.
Never was. Imagine how insufferable he was on blow.
They also like Larry the Cable Guy.
Well u noe he git ‘er done!!11
I never thought Tim Allen was funny until I saw him in Galaxy Quest where he was so perfectly cast as the Shatner-esque washed-up TV star. He was great in that.
Everyone I see those uniform patches, I think pro golf died.
I’ve been in the business for 25 years. You’re not far off.
That was a terrible “greens joke.”
Patches, we don’t need no stinking patches
All the Lockett!
Jesus, how many types of hepatitis do these multi-cultural ad ppl have?
if they collect one more type, they get a free ice cream!
None! It’s a miracle cure. Hear the ad!
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
Comrades, 15 minutes ago, my post was supposed to go live, but didn’t. Did I somehow break my post, or did DFO forget that the Dolphins were a team and decided not to post it, or did the Gypsy’s curse finally work?
It’s live. Unlike the LOLfins playoff hopes.
I see a link to it?
I saw it up, I asked if it was supposed to. Apparently it was!
Your post is there. I’m not gonna read it but it’s there.
Yeah there’s all sorts of RAMMIT tickets available for Monday night vs KC. Some $70 seats in the fucked up end, but generally around $100 in the high upper deck, which is the ONLY place to sit in the Coliseum unless you were given free tickets elsewhere.
That’s the one with two hands, he said could have done better.
Woof
You’re hired.
Me at a job with absolutely no authority
I’ll start the paperwork.
She seems lovely.
Nice of them to help RRRRRRRRAM IT!! Sell some tickets during the broadcast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z8jATBfL2U&t=141s
I want that.
He just got FACKED UP!
That guy like JJ Watt, but actually good?
/also likely not having been elbow deep in Katy Perry
Everyone looks good when they’re not blocked.
You could do worse than being elbow deep in Katy Perry. I mean, you could also do better, but you could do worse.
Tricep deep; DO IT!
Nobody is raising 4 fingers, how will I know who wants it MOAR??
I’m so sick of replay. Fuck this. Make the call and let’s go. Fuck this.
I did not get a clear view. Run the Verizon ad again, please.
Spur mentioned video games. I broke down a purchased a PS4. I have not had a game system since…I think around 2001. I had a PS2.
I’m waiting for it in the mail. It comes with a copy of red dead redemption 2 which I have heard good things.
I was wondering…anyone picked up the Fallout 76? I have hear nothing but terrible things about it.
A few years in the League, those knees don’t outrun fresh LB no more.
He’s almost 30! We only have another decade of him!
Yah
That’s an incomplete pass
bullshit
All these Target couples is MIXED!! – Jefferson Beauregard S., Lickspittle, AL
Some are teh gay tooz! BOYCOTT!
wait, them wuz COUPLES?
Alpha, I ain’t saying ya’ll are racist, I’m just saying I’ve never seen a davonte Adams jersey in person.
Or a Greg Jennings jersey
Or a randall Cobb jersey
Or a donald driver jersey
Or a charles Woodson jersey
Or an Eddie Lacey jersey
Or a sam shields jersey
Or an ahman green jersey
Or a reggie white jersey.
Or a Bryan bulaga jersey
I saw Driver, Woodson, and Green jerseys when I was living in Green Bay, and I owned a Reggie White jersey. I’ve been out of state for most of the past decade, so I can’t speak for more recent players.
Also, you know bulaga is white, right?
No; there is beluga shirts.
Wait — so you don’t have just random shooters everywhere?
No wonder you’re getting caravanned so GOT DAMM Hard!
Is liek they don’t even understand FREEDOM smgdh
I’m really happy about our rookie punter. He’s got some rough edges, but I think he could be really good
So much for the over. Looks like a couple FGs from here on in.
Have to admit that the Cowboys fan Christmas treeing the elevator on the Eagles fan makes me laugh. This year, of course, it would have been better if the guy was a Pats fan.
Men do NOT speak in the elevator.
If two guys are in an elevator and one guy farts, everybody knows who did it.
Crop dust it, baby! Let ’em know who’s boss.
*only if you can handle your own farts.
I speak all the time in the elevator, especially when it make people ill at ease.
Unedited church goer Jessica Hahn:
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GREAT photo.
I’m more stoned than an adultress in the Bible.
Did you have halibut that was good enough for Jehovah?
That’s a halibut comment.
Finally drinking my bottle of Angry Orchard Iceman from visiting Hermana Weaselo, in like late September/early October. It’s lost its potency so I’m not getting as much of the vanilla notes and toffee finish. Also what’s the cider version of bourble in case I get there?
Battlefield V is the shit. Much fun driving around in a Tank.
“Driving tanks isn’t as much fun as advertised.”
— Matt U., New York
Goddammit, that was really good and I wish I had thought of it.
If Fackrell doesn’t say “You just got Facked” or “Fack you” whenever he makes a play, then he’s being foolish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=kb0kiiB3O-o
Ah I see green bay has acquired yet another white player for their fans to shower in superlatives
Oh please, acting like we don’t shower the black players with superlatives too is just retarded.
They nag the refs so they are na……….. never mind.
It sounds like bitter fan worship, but trust me, its accurate
Sea-Truthers vs String Cheese Incident. Can they both lose?
This keeps being a field position battle, I’ll take Nothern Ontario Facebook updates.
How was that not PI?
He was wearing deodorant when he buried the receiver’s face in his armpit
How can it be interference if he caught it? smgdh
https://youtu.be/FKrsAFWPnl4
That goldberg as Santa commercial reminds me of this masterpiece
bahahahah
he uses the star on top of the tree as a ninja star!!!!
Watching that movie for the first time was magical
the snow has turned to rain
BLEERGH taking control of this game, as it should be.
Ok that was pretty stupid, RW
I type in requests on mah keyboard like a DECENT AMERICAN and all these voice activated products can eat shit and die.
I like voice texting in my car, but I never use it as intended. I just shout profanity into it and listen to my car recite it back fully censored and just send the shit to whomever. It doesn’t censor the actual text, just the part where it repeats back what I said, and that amuses me greatly.
Coming soon: asking the NSA to play “I Fought the Law”. And the assholes play the country version.
Did Jimmy Graham die? Did he jokingly text A-Aron’s parents?
Hurt his hand, which helps a little in fantasy but not nearly enough.