The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is!
Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos!
We’ll wins it again anyways!
Lost to nasty Lionses, and Jagses and Titanses! Just barely beat the Bearses, it dids!
We beats the Chiefses and Packers!
The defence, especially the pass rush, is getting ruineds!
Undefeated at homeses, we is!
On tracks to still play playoff gameses on the road if it can’t solves things…
Sony Michel is a studses!
Gronkses can’t stay healthies!
Josh Gordon is dangerous, oh yes!
Tom Brady can’t hits him with simple throws half the timeses!
Cordarrelle Patterson getting reps at running backses is good and fun!
The offence must spreads more! Not as good as yearses past, it is!
NOT LISTENING! NOT LISTENING!
We wants another precious!!! We has fives already, but we wants another, oh yes we does… And we hates the nasty, wicked teamses! Tricksy and false and wicked! Kill them all! Kill them all! Mustn’t let them haves it! Must delivers it to the master, we must…
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