It’s been a strange week, so let’s start the night with a little bro-country. Cory Marks started as Cory Marquardt from North Bay, Ontario, but then he signed a US contract & now he’s “Cory Marks”.
I’ll let you guys discuss the merits of Country Music. Me – I enjoy some; tolerate most. One caveat: NO FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE!
Sunday Football Broadcast Maps – courtesy 506sports.com
CBS SINGLE
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu
█ Pittsburgh @ Jacksonville – Jim Nantz, Tony Romo
█ Houston @ Washington – Greg Gumbel, Trent Green, Bruce Arians
█ Cincinnati @ Baltimore – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon
█ Tennessee @ Indianapolis – Andrew Catalon, James Lofton
█ Denver @ LA Chargers (LATE) – Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts
█ Oakland @ Arizona (LATE) – Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta
FOX EARLY
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu
█ Dallas @ Atlanta – Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis
█ Tampa Bay @ NY Giants – Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman
█ Carolina @ Detroit – Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber
█ – NO GAME due to local home game on CBS
FOX LATE
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu
█ Philadelphia @ New Orleans – Joe Buck, Troy Aikman
█ NO GAME due to local home game on CBS
- LOL ARIZONA!
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Habs at Canucks – 7:00PM | CBC
- Penguins at Senators – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Oilers at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
- NBA:
- Raptots at Bulls – 8:00PM | TSN
- NCAA:
- Duke at Clemson – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- UAB at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Kansas at Oklahoma – 7:30PM | FOX
- Rice at LSU – 7:30PM | ESPNU
- Cincinnati at UCF – 8:00PM | ABC
- New Mexico State at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- Arizona at Washington State – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN2
- UFC:
- Fight Night: Magny vs. Ponzinibbio:
- From Buenos Aires – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
- Fight Night: Magny vs. Ponzinibbio:
While I was looking up hockey matchups & bro-country, Youtube recommended 17 minutes of Islander great Billy Smith being an absolute prick to any & all. Please – enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m45I52zcAUc
OLD TIME HOCKEY!
I notice that none of Chick-Fil-A’s inspirational stories of assisting in family reunions or sending boats to old farts in Houston during Harvey etc don’t mention any heartwarming LGBTQ stories, at least not yet.
You’d have to pry the fries from their cold dead chicken fingers before that would happen.
Little Leach’s Seabourne Pillagers are whoopin’ the Zonas.
Crazy Leach’s might just score 100.
There’s this dude, Hell he’s probably younger than me, let’s say 52 and he’s been sitting at the bus stop near my house since Thursday. He’s OK, not threatening and he’s wearing a really nice pair of workboots and like some Dickies work pants and shit and he’s got a construction helmet on and a reflective vest and a bag like he’s ready for work.
And he just stands there.
He hasn’t sat as far as I can tell.
And he watches every bus go by.
Since Thursday.
I’m not certain I want to know his story because it feels really sad.
If he’s a black man, you can be sure some alert citizen will call the police soon.
He’s got to be white, since this has been going on since Thursday.
HEY YEAH RIGHT THAT WAS ME
Ease up beside him and ask “What’s in the bag, bro?”
I haven’t asked that question since a girlfriend stabbed me asking what was in the bag; it was a purse and apparently none of my biddnes.
Pretty sure the entire Arizona special teams was high on that kickoff. Wow.
I wonder what song she is singing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tove_Lo
Not sure, but I’m OK with it as an emphasis, form of expression, or just a plain titty flash.
The first one would be improved by unshaved armpits.
DISCO TITS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4isjsTWozU
Well, aren’t you a musky bastard! A man has to learn to survive in the jungle and forest as well as the desert.
Yep, give me a bush like a crow’s nest over the pedophile’s delight of a wax or shave job every time. I like the element of mystery better than the anatomy lesson.
I don’t equate shaving with pedophilia, otherwise 50-70% of men and women today are pedophiles or complicit in it, so that is just wrong. Shaving has gone in and out of style over time, since shaving was invented. I’m fine with either, depends on what makes the woman feel hotter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18oECbxVGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9VwZ_yZpT4
Touch Down BYU!
Hey everybody! None of us are gonna get laid!! (Except anal)
I read a terrific oral history of the making of Caddyshack where Rodney Dangerfield walks on to the set for the first time slaps a huge bag of cocaine down and says…
“Where’s the pussy?!?”
I’d like to do that in a staff meeting right before I retire.
I would like to be in that meeting and pour you a shot.
Okay, I get the cocaine part. Was there pussy?
Survey says?!?
YES!
OH YEAH?
Right.
Finished watching Season 3 of Supergirl, which was pretty darn good. It went about 3 episodes too long, but the bottle neck episodes were fun an action filled. Also, they set themselves up really nice for next season
It was cool hearing Justice League: Unlimited’s voice behind Martian Manhunter portray M’yrnn J’onzz, J’on J’onzz’s father.
Latter Day interception!
/ this is leg 10 of my 10-team parlay of the biggest moneyline favorites I could find. And I heard I won with Utah State by some horrible penalty call that wiped out a game winning Hail Mary. I’m like Sally Field at the mall in “Soapdish”.
I hate to pass by the HAIL GAMBLOR! but I feel your Soapdish reference really needs to be unpacked a bit. What kind of existance did you live in 1991 that you could conjure such an oddity? Appologies if I’m prying.
Ok. Firstly, “Soapdish” rules. Cool story, cool script, great actors, Teri Hatcher’s tits. When Celeste Talbert needed cheap affirmation, she went to the mall. When you’re just dying for a goddamn win, it’s fun to bet on gigantic money line favorites. You either win a handful of nickels, or you end up with a great “bad beat” story.
I opened a betting account on bet online.ag and was too stupid to know it was an international website, and after I lost my initial $25 deposit on dopey, fun parlays, I was unable to replenish my account. This week, they sent a $25 free play to me, (thinking I was playing hard to get?) which I bet on the Over on Thursday night. It hit! Giving me a free $23 balance to screw around with. Last night I got really stoned and put in a 5 team EPL parlay thinking the games were this morning. They’re next weekend. So, bored and antsy, I decided to put together a “sure winner” to get the good mojo flowing and get my chakras in tune with my kundalini before I lay my NFL action in tomorrow. 10 team parlay. $2 wins me $1.23. But I’m on a 10 game win streak! IM A WINNER!! But also, I’m sitting on the edge of my bed in my slippers, coat and hat waiting for a text to send me scuttling down my driveway to push a sandwich bag through a car window (herbals only, I assure you).
In ‘91 I was in the army. I thought I saw “Soapdish” hungover in the Sunrise Mall movie theater in Massapequa, NY, but I guess I’m mistaken.
There’s a Sunrise Mall in Corpus Christi, TX, so maybe you were there.
Oscar Draguicevich III has become the front runner to replace the crown vacated by Equanimeous St. Brown
Is that for the throne in Prussia or Austria-Hungary?
Aw, you just made that name up …
Okay, Creed’s over. Let’s take a peak over at how UC’s doing…
…yeah, that’s what I figured.
Half of BYU’s run plays look like personal favors to congressmen. I’m not sure what I mean either.
[taps bathroom stall wall]
My idea of a glory hole is the White Castle drive-thru delivery chute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVF4EljPq0c
Roy Clark died yesterday. He was a fixture on the syndicated TV show Hee Haw. He was also one of the great guitarists who came out of Washington DC back when it was a small hick town. Here’s the first episode of Hee Haw and tell me that this isn’t the Grand Ole Opry on acid, with great musicians. Loretta Lynn is the guest star.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBFm8hBui4M
Yes, he was great guitarist.
Just for fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSdThfseSkQ&start_radio=1&list=RDsSdThfseSkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=38&v=H0TMVQzC0Cg
Well, plus that suit.
Also, Hee Haw was originally a Canadian show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=dUAkzUpvNfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt0mJDzTbyo
Motherfucker breaks the high E string and keeps on gunning!
To be honest that was a little stage trick of his because he rarely played the high E anyway.
Bad ass guitar man!
Interesting sound with the 12.
Did he do the “Quick-Pickin’ & Fun Strummin’” guitar lesson ads?
That was Kenny Rodgers; “The Gambler.”
That was Kenny Rogers with the Bat Fetcher Trick with His Teeth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8M8DsQYMD8
Well it doesn’t look like the Tweak12 game is going to be interesting
Someone needs to make a hi-melt chocolate so i can have a damn candy bar in my car in July.
Just store your chocolate inside beer, then it wont melt.
Kansas QB is named Bender.
I really hope UCF goes undefeated this year. Back to back champs!
Yeah, that’s it. UC’s Gasparilla Bowl bound.
Never really been a scotch man but I got a bottle of Glenlivet 18 yr that I am finding quite enjoyable.
“Glengoolie, for the best of times” ™
Notice the green down along the lower Atlantic seaboard where the Carolina Panthers game is broadcast. Notice how it STOPS at Charleston South Carolina. Say what you will about The South but I was a northerner stationed at the submarine base in Charleston. The difference between Charleston, Charlotte, Columbia, and Atlanta is vast. William T. Sherman was stationed in the south before the Civil War and he knew it, he got it. It is the most beautiful place in the world and the most hateful place as well, and those may be two sides of the same coin. Go there and form your own opinion.
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So Minnesota is the same level of racist as the Carolinas?
/Actually wouldn’t surprise me
Nah, that’s the Detroit angle here. Different story.
What’s the point?
Moultrie Point
I’ve been to most of those places in Scout Trips and Band Trips. I can concur.
Like I said, they’re a year too early. JV Cincy is like when your playing a video game and you at Level 15, but you’ve accidently stumbled into a mission with a recommended level of 25, but you’re like “Fuck it. I can do it.”
And it’s Nuzlocke mode?
Oklahoma-Kansas is approaching the upset radar
JV Cincy might wanna re-think placement kicking
*nods and prepares to have bizarre nightmares*
makes u think
…this guy is a buzzkill?
Someone dug through his tweets and found he loves golf and Family Guy, so he was thoroughly owned.
Well, golf is definitely fascist, so he deserved it.
Mussolini? Not fascist. Ciao.
There’s an entire segment of socialist/communist Twitter that is really into the idea that any sort of pleasure can be dismissed as decadence because it’s too connected to capitalism and they’re all absolutely as horrible as you think they are.
They need to be forced to watch Japanese games shows and re-educated.
well, we SHOULD all hate ourselves every moment of existence, but I’m not gonna agree with Playtime Marxists on fuckall.
“Playtime Marxists” is a pretty good description for a significant portion of of “ironic” leftist Twitter.
hey everybody knows where the Bank of America tower is in their area, either go cut some throats or STFU already!
You, sobbing: You can’t just point at something and call it fascist!!
Me, pointing at bunnies: Fascist
they do procreate like mad, without consideration for environmental sustainability ,, smh
Kinda begs the question, what isn’t fascist?
Just Family Guy and golf, the two least fascist things ever.
This is, unironically, one of my favorite tweets ever.
Matrix
Still not the worst child abuser related to PSU
https://www.psu.com/news/a-racist-child-abuser-invaded-fallout-76-last-night/
Shank’lor has money on UCF.
So if Kansas really is going to hire Les Miles, they may have a chance to be as good as the Mangino years.
Les needs to eat A LOT of grass before he reaches the Mangino (Waist) Line.
“Oh reeeeeealllly…”
-Germany
UCF’s Milton’s paradise was lost on that play, sack fumble and Cinci takes the lead.
This is Donald Sutherland during his John Holmes period. He took a big cash payment for appearing in Animal House rather than receive residuals from the profits because he didn’t think it would do well; he lost many $millions on that deal. The other unknown actors who played the students got paid little up front but are still cashing big checks to this day. That’s why you never saw a lot of them in films again: they didn’t have to work for the rest of their lives.
Yeah Right, cooked your mother sauce and a chicken parm tonight. As always it was superb.
Mother sauce……
Good to hear!
I did my bachelor meal of some home fries, bacon and some sunny side up eggs.
Couldn’t get too elaborate because I’m also making a pot of homemade stock for Thanksgiving and the chicken that I used is going into some chicken enchiladas for tomorrow’s Sunday Gravy.
Today the Reedley Tigers hosted the Northern California American league championship game.
The 10 and oh Tigers played 10-1 Di Anza College.
Final score 42-41.
Di Anza.
I’m so fucking proud of this team and my nephew I can’t even start.
Hell of a fucking season Reedley! One for the goddamn books!
I’m not crying. You’re crying.
Great season! Tell you nephew and his teammates great job!
Congrats to your nephew, well right
BOOOOO DANZA!!
/ congratulations and well done to your nephew & his teammates
Stutterin’ Mel Tillis in there as well.
Also, you can tell that this stupid Oragutan has no real concept of what a telephone is. He’s just faking it.
0 plays, -10 yards. Its a Cincinnati playoff game alright!
Earlier I grilled pork chops three ways and was planning on getting several meals out of my efforts. Three (Out of 6) of the little piggies are gone and I’m sober. I figure about midnight when I’m feelin’ no pain my dumb ass will attack at least one more.
I do that with tri-tip roasts. It should last 3 or 4 days but it’s lucky if it makes it past the first day.
Vlad had played that stupid song for the last fucking time.
“Sorry…”
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Billy Smith can go get fucked. Cheap shot chickensit motherfucker. That championship Islander team was an overrated joke. Thank god Gretzky showed up and made talent matter again in the NHL.
My mother said this exact same thing to me yesterday on the phone, word for word.
/Thank you for putting up with my valueless potty mouth.
The fact that the nurse is clearly aroused, I find…arousing?
“Brains are sexy.”
Okay, time to see Cincinnati pay for being a year ahead of schedule.
FOX Late Game Options:
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/81d3fe76-5b00-40f6-8ea3-339b0afac1bd
I cannot wait to not watch Dallas-Atlanta
This is what I love about today’s politics. I’m a believer in voters showing a photo ID when they vote to maintain the integrity of the voting process (its just common sense to me, I pull out my license every time I vote without thinking about it). If there are people that don’t have a license for money or time reasons, we can work to help them get a state ID at no cost to them.
But when I heard Trump mentioned he supports it too with his insane troll logic and fact-less accusations (“I saw one guy vote as “Dick Grayson”, run out and put on a red and green outfit and voted as “Robin” and then run out and put on a black and blue outfit and voted as “Nightwing”) and suddenly I’m not so sure about my viewpoint.
Its seems innocent enough and the logic behind it is sound, but with Trump supporting it, it feels like there’s a flaw somewhere.
I’m surprised that Trump knows who Dick Grayson and Robin are. I bet he was reading that from a teleprompter.
I was being facetious, but at least I showed more “proof” that Trump did.
Michigan player got hurt getting into a two-point stance? Okay…
Dookies holding up early vs. Clemzon
This book has everything.
Rangers are playing the Panthers tonight, and who led the NFL in passing the day Roberto Luongo made his NHL debut? Jim Harbaugh.
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None of those responses will change what this idiot thinks.
You can’t fix stupid. Believe me, I’ve tried.
There’s so many things wrong about Rep. Meeks’ statement, I don’t know where to start.