Enough dilly-dallying! TO THE GAMES!
Raiders/Cards:
The Gruden-led (rhymes with rudderless) Oakland squad is not doing very well. Hell, when your te has a whopping 30% of your qb’s 10 passing TD’s, something’s gotta change. That change took the form of trading their lone offensive threat. Wha? Now because of injuries the Raiders are staring at the possibility of Dwayne Harris and Seth Roberts being their starting wideouts. Tis not a wonder they’ve scored but 147 points all year long. The Cards have something to say about that though. They’ve managed a paltry 124 total for an average of 13.7 per game. Still, they’ve got a rook qb that’s doing the usual struggly thing. Rb Johnson seems to be heating up, having got past the century mark in total yards the last two games. I can’t see him regressing vs. this lot. Christian Kirkwood would appear to be a rising talent, so one might say that there are pieces in place for the Cards.
Broncs/Bolts:
Here’s your hot AFC West action. Careful, it might burn up your chosen media device! Joey Bosa is scheduled to return, giving the Chargers something to bother Keenum about. On t’udder side, Chubbs and Miller are pressuring and sacking like no one’s business. I’m still trying to wrap my head around the reality that L.A. is 7-2 and only one game behind K.C.
Eagles/Saints:
Much like the Steelers/Jags tilt from the earlier slate, this was to be a lovely game to take in. Like the Jags, Philly just didn’t deliver. One can’t help but think that they’ll reel off 5 straight wins at some point but maybe not this week. If they somehow get the W they’ve got the Giants next and maybe they start rolling.
Polish your eyebulbs, there’s more work to do.
Who has the entry ‘FishTaco006’ in the DFO eliminator?
throw it to mike thomas!!!!!!!
denver broncos get the W!
That guy in my money league who I can never beat?
(dramatic pause)
Yeah, I still can’t beat him.
Arizona sucks.
throw it to cook!
I got a little work to sneak in outside and if ARI could lose this game, being able to listen to the postgame show would make this work go much faster.
Has anyone used one of those inflatable jacuzzis? I kind of want to get one but not if it’s a hassle or unreliable or whatever.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/man-who-yelled-heil-hitler-heil-trump-at-fiddler-on-the-roof-im-so-embarrassed/ar-BBPPKPo?ocid=spartanntp
This reminds me of the time the local chapter of NAACP dressed up in white robes and hoods and burned a cross at a Black Lives Matter rally.
These Nazis could learn a lot from their strong ally, Jeff Flake, on how to behave when not burning a cross.
I cannot tell you the number of times that I have had to explain to people that just because a rapper or a comedian uses the N-word…I will not tolerate them using it in front of me.
“Yeah but what about Eddie Murphy?”…
“I would tell him to knock if off too”
Speaking of injuries, how many quarteredbacks had to go down for the Broncos to turn to Case Keenum?
Who gets rehired first, Kaep or Peterman?
NFL lawyers to Goodell is Peterman gets signed before Kaepernick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZbjPUJaafc&t=47s
Bart Starr gets hired before Kaep.
(watching “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith”)
“You’re the Chosen One, but we don’t trust you.”
“We don’t like your friendship with the guy we don’t trust, but we’re going to isolate you from us.”
“Why did you betray us?!”
Also, I haven’t seen so much great talent gone to waste since Batman & Robin, four out of seven Bengals playoff teams, the Reds playoff teams in the ’95, ’99 and ’10s, Ken Griffey Jr. as a Red, Greg Cook as a Bengal, humanity….
Right?
I’ve made it a point to rewatch the series from the point of view that the Rebels/Jedis are the bad guys. It’s kinda fun.
Jedi/Republic Senate are Britain/France/Allies. Republic are Germany. Sith the Nazi Party.
Hey well would you look at that Zach Ertz can catch a football. MAYBE THROW IT TO HIM DAKOTA JESUS.
I imagine Dallas Goedert got his name because the parents were yelling at the Cowboys to go for it when they were being asked what they wanted to name their kid.
Or named after where he was conceived, like my sister, Post Teacher Convention Accident Cole!
With wins over SF and Oakland, why would ARI want to play for draft position?! It’s not like their team isn’t one huge gaping roster hole.
Huge gaping roster hole was what the 90s Cowboys called their crack whores
Or simply, Melania.
Fitzy is always a good bet, even if he’s like, what now, 40?
Welp, those enchiladas aren’t gonna make themselves.
To the kitchen!
Lindsay and Ingram giving my DFO team a gasping chance (I’m gonna lose)
“Well time to whip out my Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpet Fleshlight”
Thomas? Please?
jesus fuck
How do you come to the conclusion that ‘Derwin’ is what you should name your child?
If you’re in Chicago you go fer “DERWIN” that’s why!
He’s also a junior.
I love the SuperDome. I like getting it, too.
Brees isn’t human
Great play by the Chicken Cooper Miller.
That USO montage was pretty fucked up
Holy shit, this Shout Factory website has a lot of stuff besides MST3K, I think I have found a new website to waste a lot of time. Complete series of 1999, The Saint, Sapphire and Steel, The Prisoner, Secret Agent, The Weird Al Show and even Fridays. They even have the original full series of ReBoot and ThunderBirds. I have found me a never ending rabbit hole.
You know you can visit the Prisoner set?
Really?! Damn I would love that. I loved that show when I first saw it.
I had never heard of Sapphire and Steel but after reading the wiki for it, it sounds damn trippy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapphire_%26_Steel
Also never heard of, but will check it out, cheers!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmeirion
Be seeing you [there]
Wasn’t the Shout Factory Jimmy Swaggart’s church?
Are infoshops still a thing? I know the NYC, BAL and PHL ones I knew are gone. Where do anarchists go for inflammatory literature nowadays?
Where every one else does, the internet?
Yeah…but sad, I don’t want to order poorly printed badges for $1 each plus shipping from some shitty website
Saints feel like they’re just here to rip whatever swagger was left in Philly out of its soul.
time to blankly stare at the wall for awhile
A Rivers-Gates TD is so retro it’s already been greenlit for a fresh Hollywood remake.
what a bunch of fucking shit from these officials
So…who exactly IS Danny Boy?
A plumber I think. With all those pipes a callin.
Alexa says he’s a member of House of Pain
“Home” crowd is deflated by the Donks doing their usual Donks thing
Habanero Jack is a delightful non- traditional cheese.
I’ve had a chipotle-threaded cheddar that’s excellent
There’s a California Central Coast cheese maker that does a local version of a Swiss cheese that’s called Holy Cow and it’s fucking special. Good cheese on the West Coast.
that was a perfectly good hit
That hit was fine by Graham.
Speaking of anarchists, while I think they’re mostly full of shit, I should look up the Oakland Food Not Bombs and volunteer
Closest one is in Berkeley. Fuck that shit, they’re not real East Bay.
WOO, time for some Birdcano/pre-Vegas fun!
Yes. Chumbawamba is on here
Those guys could make a big comeback if they’d release a song about bodies hitting the floor. I think people are ready for a new one of those.
The current Zeitgeist is wishing for death, so I think you’re dead right.
hey now, I was wishing for death before wishing for death was cool
Sadly, the true trend setters are seldom rewarded.
Ah, the Anarchist band that got disowned by anarchists because they had a hit that was put on swim teams sweatshirts, and then they tried to get arrested by playing on the roof of a building without a permit but it didn’t quite work
Those lovable rooftop-playing moptops!
Coked out Red Zone guy is getting a bit old, but I think only working one day a week is slightly preserving his youth and his ability to be coked out Red Zone Guy
I assume he just bathes in embalming fluid in between
Either he’s Darth Vader in his black dome or a Borg alcove regenerating for 162 hours.
I cannot wait until Raider fans tear that stadium to pieces in the last Oakland. game Shit’s gonna look like Caligula meets Apocalypto.
I forget if it was the Dodgers or Giants, but fans of one of those teams ripped up terf after the last game in New York.
They save on demolition costs that way
Dude, that’s some pretty solid concrete, we’re gonna need some dynamite, fucking senator’s wives ain’t gonna do it
I won’t lie, I love New Orleans for many reasons, amazing history, fantastic music, excellent atmosphere, but it’s also a city where I can make legit friends in an afternoon at a bar, and that goes a long way. The west coast kinda blows at non-work friends.
Every time I’ve been to New Orleans I’ve met folks during the afternoon at a bar that would then join us for another wander down Bourbon Street.
One on my absolute favorite cities ever. Deep love for that place.
I’m 100% for a DFO con in NOLA, all the love
Hell yes. Fully seconded.
I’m not allowed in the city, sorry
QUICK! Name the team that beat the saints this year.
FITZMAGIC!
Chicken dinner!
Riverboat Ron will probably take a week 17 win against the Saints backups, of which I assume Aaron Brooks is still somewhere on the roster.
He’s gotta get rid of that ball, yo
Number 47 on the Saint was the runner up in the Clay Mathews look alike contest
And Tom Petty’s corpse was #1
Kinda Fabio-esque.
Since when does Jason Mewes play football?
With the exception of the P*ts, I’m pretty okay with who’s looking Super Bowlish
The Pots? But Ricky Williams is long retired!
And Martavis Bryant isn’t able to help the Raiders with a second-half rebound.
I’m ok only with Chefs, Bearistocrats!, and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
No NOLA?
I guess they’re ok, still a bit too narrative for me