More squadoos playing? You bet. TO THE GAMES!
Bengals/Chargers:
Cincy is likely to get stomped given that wr Green is done for the year and rb Mixon was limited in practice all week. On top of all that The Fecund One, Mr. P. Rivers, has placed yet another sperm bomb into Tiffany’s nether region. But perhaps this game catches the Bolts off guard, given the emotional win last week vs. Pitt and their upcoming battle with K.C.
Broncs/Niners:
The fellas that poor Nick Mullens had to lean on in the passing game go by the handles of Goodwin, Pettis and Kittles. That last guy is a tight end that has proved this year that he belongs but all I can think of is cat food when I read his name.
Eagles/Cowboys:
They came, they played, they caused people to boo uncontrollably. Philly’s running back trio of Adams, Clement and Smallwood have a collective average of 4.3 yards per carry so far this season. Each one brings a little something different to the game and it helps to keep opposing D’s a wee bit off balance. Though you wouldn’t call the Cowboys D a difference-maker they have played capably in that they’ve yet to give up 30 points in a game.
Steelers/Raiders:
Raiders have a mere 10 sacks so far this year so Ben should have all the time in the world for Brown and Smith-Schuster’s patterns to unfold. Quick! Name a player in the Raiders secondary. I thought so-if they did have someone of quality Gruden would have traded him by now.
Lions/Cards:
An inter-conference tilt that means nothing to no one.
Let’s get some soup!
I should be happier…a win is a win I guess.
I was banking on get the first down, run it a few times, and Blair Walshing the chip shot. I am disappoint.
black guy with the green mohawk needs, like, a gay friend or something
Also better hands, faster closing speed, and working on his backpedal
Oh for fucks sake
Language… it’s Cromartie’s sake
Oh for unexpectedly healed vas deferens sake!
Douglas with the biggest “FUUUUCK” ever, I’m sure
Well that’s the ending this game deserves
That is gut checking for Douglas. He played that just right…
His face when it happened was just painful to watch.
I can’t believe they let that asshole throw
/also RIP everything in Litre’s house
Well, you had a good game, refs.
Welp. That’s pretty much how this derptastic game should have ended.
LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fitting DERP ending
Wow.
WELL THEN! Poor defender.
are you fucking serious
So, the NFL changed the OT rules several years ago because it was unfair that a team could win the coin toss and kick a FG on the first possession.
Now the NFL changed the OT rules again, shortening it to ten minutes, so that it’s possible for a team to win the coin toss, run out the clock, and kick a time-expiring winning FG on the first possession.
Uh huh. Ok.
I’ll never understand their rationale for shortening overtime
PLAYER SAFETY.
lol
The NFL will get back to you on this, just as soon as they see the video, which they have totally not seen at any point before this, and any suggestion that they have is slander and will be met with legal action.
Still on the ground, go tie!
And that was when I knew “Matthew Shepard Roleplay” was one of my hard limits.
Why do they keep running to Bennett?
Because La’el Collins can’t block him.
No wait, that’s a bad thing.
Oh my god, it could happen. Expose the flaw in OT!
run and kick the FG, after the 2:00 break
Kick a FG so Philly covers.
I needs my thumbs!
You really only need one.
RIP me
Oh my god use your time outs
I am putting my comp away or i will smash it. love you guys.
Yeah I smashed my old Dell. Couldn’t never get that stuff out of the CD drive
That one was for Hippo.
Cowboys fans yelling at the top of their voices on 4th down because they’re stupid as hell.
jesus fuck. it’s gonna be a 10 minute fg drive
THIS!
He got it
I heard if play Joe and Troy while pregnant, you kid will have poor short term memory and be preoccupied with his hair.
continue running Zeke. Every play.
So if Dallas fails here, all Philly has to do is kick a FG, right?
If I know this, why doesn’t Garrett?
Usually a fan of going for it on 4th and short, but this seems questionable
what do I always say? the naked bootleg always works
this is ballsy
Dallas knows they only go to Double OT in the playoff, right?
Just kick the FG you cowards
oh shit
Oh my god this play
What?
the next 6 plays should be runs to Zeke
No, idiot. If a defense has given up over 500 yards, they haven’t given what they got.
Tyron Smith needs to think long and hard about coming back next year. He looks terrible when he can even stay on the field.
Mind you, I like the guy, but he has taken a beating the last couple of years.
I cannot express myself properly.
Well, you’re an Eagles fan, so…
Hope you like batteries
I actually need a few. I’m hoping he throws a few live ones at me.
when in doubt, throw a flag! The public wants to see youuuuuu!!!
Ref, Teh Musical
It’s like they get 2 plays to score and just collapse immediately if it doesn’t work
Jason Garrett over here thinking this game could use a few more bubble screens.
Clap clap!
– summary of Zeke’s physical
PRO TIP – If Zeke needs a break, you call timeout
they should pre-empt the OT with replays of the LOLfin Lateral
After this game I have to pay some bills, and I’m more looking forward to that than I am the rest of the game.
These two teams deserve to kiss their sisters.
Well, one is from Texas…
Ahem, Texans tend more to fucking their livestock than their siblings. Not Appalachia down here you know.
WE HAVE STANDARDS!!!
-El Paso
#WithTongue
–Deserved Ex
that corn on the cob fantasy, eh?