Your “Tee Vee and Me” Friday Evening Open Thread

Hey….HEY!!!!!  Remember when I did this last year on Friday the 13th????  Well, it’s that time again because today is Friday the…

Ummmmm…..what’s that Brocky ?  Really?  Well shit….

Now I’m totes disappoint.

Well here anyway…for the assist, you get some gloves…

/heads to store to buy a new calendar

A Child Of Television

You older folks (like myself) will understand what I’m about to say.  You young’uns might not.

I watched entirely too much TV as a kid.

We didn’t have social media back then.  Heck, we didn’t even have the internet.  Thus we didn’t have many entertainment choices.  And we certainly didn’t have “Porn on Demand”.

So when we wanted (or needed) to get our fill of attractive masturbation-worthy ladies, TV was all we had to fall back on.  And we didn’t have 300 channels back then.  Our choices were limited.  It was the dark ages, to be certain.

Growing up, I used to watch TV a lot.  Probably too much, actually.  But it was the only outlet.  My only escape, as it were.  And yes, I did develop multiple celebrity crushes because of this.

Even back then, only attractive people got on TV.  And some of those ladies who were on TV back then are still, to this day, in my personal celebrity crush bank.

We’re going to honour a few of those fine ladies tonight.

Sports On Your TV 2Nite

NHL

Nothing.  Nada.  No national games on your American TeeVee box.  Best of luck Canadia.  But here’s your schedule anyway.  Check your local listings….

Full Schedule

NBA

  • Indiana @ Philly – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • OKC @ Denver – 10:00pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Hoops

  • Illinois-Chi**** @ DePaul – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
  • Green Bay @ Creighton – 10:00pmEST – TV: FS1

Full Schedule

NCAA Footy

Nothing tonight, but the bowl season kicks in beginning tomorrow.  So pace yourselves.

Sexy Ladies From TV of Yore

Admittedly, this is an incomplete list, and also one of my own making.  Feel free to add your own favorites in the comments.

Enjoy…

Marlo Thomas (That Girl)

Mary Tyler Moore (Dick Van Dyke Show, Mary Tyler Moore)

Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOOFdNWPP04

Barbara Eden (I Dream of Jeannie)

…and of course, no list of my youthful influences would be complete without including my very first threesome fantasy girls….

Tina Louise and Dawn Wells (Gilligan’s Island)

Coconut Creme Pie?  Sure, let’s call it that.

Ooooof.

You gonna eat that?

No, I wasn’t talking about the pie.  Well, not THAT pie, anyway.

Have a great weekend everyone.  Do something besides watch TV if you can.

Love ya’s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRa5mGuHXyg

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Suzanne Pleshhette

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In the world of sitcoms she was married to Bob Newhart. Even when I was young I didn’t buy it.

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Nothing wrong with Bob, he was pretty funny, but that would have way out kicked his coverage.

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Of course he may have had a huge cock, but that was never used as an excuse in the show.

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Thong technology has come so far since the 1890s.

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Happy Fucking Friday.

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Celebrate christmas toe.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Someone at this bar ordered a Hendrick’s and coke. I’m triggered.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

FINALLY! A buttplug we can count on.

Brocky

Vanessa from the man show. First juggy I remembered the name of
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Col. Duke LaCross

Isn’t she a former Mrs. Donald Trump Junior?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’ll keeeell the boner.

Unsurprised

If you wear a bag over your head, would it make it easier for her?

Unsurprised

A dark day for Brick’s co-worker. Getting busted for trolling for dick in-flight.

https://nypost.com/2018/11/28/passenger-says-delta-pilot-used-grindr-to-hit-on-him-during-flight/

Brocky

Okay, so what’s the ruling on full frontal nudity if its censored via pixalation?

Mr. Ayo

I’ll allow it.

Unsurprised

Same

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There are clothes behind the pixalation…… always. Accepted.

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

Wow. Chris Christie was offered the Chief of Staff job and turned Trump down. Weird. That was a prime chance for him to troll the fuck out of Trump for fucking with him throughout Trump’s entire 3-4 year political career.

Unsurprised

Wow. I guess this got linked to on reddit or Twitter. 49.2K views, which means that it’s actually been seen by a lot more eyeballs.
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Unsurprised

If you want to view or download the video version.

https://giant.gfycat.com/TepidBlushingAruanas.mp4

Unsurprised

The ruling holds:
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ballsofsteelandfury

YES!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Not enough.”

-Spur

Redshirt

One more childhood crush:

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Don’t judge me! She’s packing animated double Ds and flesh colored sideboobs!

Unsurprised

I always thought Rogue was the most popular, but those titties were even better than what Silvestri and then Lee were drawing in the comics.

Brocky

I don’t believe rogue was that popular till the live action movies

Unsurprised

I recall her being very popular among nerds. I can’t really remember anymore.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

April from TMNT

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

None of us can pass judgement on that.

Brocky

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Redshirt

WHOOO!

Brocky

Once again I lament:WHAT HAPPENED TO GFYCAT?

Unsurprised

Something with their hardware. It’s been intermittent.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, and not my first crush, but the one I get the most shit for: Nancy Travis

ballsofsteelandfury

Oh, she is spectacular. I LOVED her in So I Married an Axe Murderer!
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening.

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Redshirt

Also agree with FIRST! poster Brocky, Amy Jo Johnson was a very nice crush. In support of my opinion, this is a picture of her from four years ago. This is how she looked at 44.

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Redshirt

I may be dating myself a bit but Teri Hatcher was one of my crushes.

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Unsurprised

They weren’t, and it’s a shame she had the implants taken out before she did her full frontal scene.

Brocky

heads off to google

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ttps://gfycat.com/MammothHastyKinkajou

Unsurprised

Maybe I was wrong. This is from 1993, which IIRC was the height of her hotness.

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ttps://pixxxels.cc/Rq6SQgh7

Redshirt

Ah, now its in perceptive. When I first saw that, I was disappointed, like I unwrapped a gift and found blue jeans in the box.

Now I’ve see it, it makes sense.

Col. Duke LaCross

Why are you here talking to us right now?

Game Time Decision

Another visit to a doctor’s office
/ducks
//sorry

ballsofsteelandfury

You’re dumb?

Redshirt

We’ll be here tomorrow. Leave now. You showed up, you get credit for today.

Redshirt

Ah, got it. I perfectly understand. I’ve been there when a family member (or members) gets worked up. At one point they quit listening to logic and just go with the mania.

When it happens, my kin has a few that like to get in loud screaming arguments, and I have to go act like a boxing referee separating two fighters in the clinch and send them to their corners.

Redshirt

Pray for tWBS and tWLS

Mr. Ayo

Put some pants on first. She might get the wrong impression.

rockingdog

found a funny:
*Buys map of world, pins up on wall
*Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands
*packs for wall 3 feet away
*has an amazing time at wall

Redshirt

Somehow someway I’ve become the anchor, the reliable person, the fixer, the voice of reason and the ace between my family, friends and work.

Based on your interaction with Virtual Me, does that sound anything like me?!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think over the time I’ve been interacting with you (less so than others, but I’ve been paying attention) I’ve seen you become more open-minded. And I think that’s a quality that others end up being drawn to, whether they’re aware of it or not.

ballsofsteelandfury

I agree.

Unsurprised

Sure.

ballsofsteelandfury

Best music decade?

I say 1983 to 1993. Just rock solid throughout many different genres of music.

Redshirt

I’ll concur. That’s around the time my memory started to form and all music on VH1 and MTV kicked ass and took names.

Petronel

For your consideration

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ballsofsteelandfury

You had a crush on Zulu or Uhura?

Redshirt

In real life and my fantasies, Uhura.
Purely non-binding, hypothetical situation, maybe Sulu but grown up Sulu from the movies.

Game Time Decision

Which one do you mean?
/ not judging, just asking

Petronel

Whichever you (general “you”) like. I”m not Uhura’s target audience in this situation (Sulu, on the other hand…), but she clearly has it goin’ on here. (FIgured there might be some appreciation of that in the Commentariat.)

Redshirt

I’m the inverse. My eyes on Uhura, but I can see why Sulu greases your gears if you know what I mean.

Game Time Decision

I just keep thinking about how ground breaking those roles and actors were. So much different than it is today.
Both got it going on

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Game Time Decision

Erin Grey of Buck Rogers or Silver Spoons.

ballsofsteelandfury

HELL YES!

ballsofsteelandfury

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ballsofsteelandfury

I LOVE THAT SHOW!

litre_cola

Rab Florence just did a new show called #thestate on bbc scotland. I can’t figure how to see it over here.

Unsurprised

The guy on the left looks like Private Pyle at his dopiest before the sock party and him turning into a complete psycho.

ballsofsteelandfury

Childhood crushes:
Loni Anderson
Cheryl Ladd
Jaclyn Smith
Catherine Bach
Lynda Carter
Lindsay Wagner

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rockingdog

dude….that was weird.

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Chicago sports are going to be super bleak this winter once the Bears are done.

Fronkenshteen

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ballsofsteelandfury

GOOD CALL!

Memo to TWBS: Post idea: TV Girls of the 80s!

Redshirt

A whole month?! Are you into tantic stuff or…

Oh, a month of Markie Post posts. Oh, okay. I also support this.

ballsofsteelandfury

I didn’t know months lasted for 12 seconds.

Petronel

Mary Tyler Moore on “RIchard Diamond, Private Detective”, as his secretary, Sam. She was only ever seen from the knees down.

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Fronkenshteen

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Anyone dishing out fantasy football advice? I’m hurting.

litre_cola

won the regular season in my money league then the Kamara ran out of gas last week and bad Matt Ryan showed up.

Fronkenshteen

Unexpectedly fell ass backwards into the last playoff spot. My team behind Zeke, Mahomes, Thielen, and Darius Leonard is what former president Richard Nixon would call “a motley collection of first-rate second-rate men”. I need any available insight before the Jets game tomorrow.
Yes, there are Jets involved.

litre_cola

We are here, shoot.

Fronkenshteen

Also, West Ham @ Fulham tomorrow at 12:30 est!

Fronkenshteen

Ok. Firstly, AP and Josh Adams are unplayable imo. I have slotted in Elijah McGuire and Kenneth Dixon in their spots. Am I wrong?

Fronkenshteen

Nextly, I desperately need hippo’s input on the startability of Tim Patrick or DaeShawn Hamilton vs Factory tomorrow. Case Keenum rarely throws anymore, but Denzel Ward is out & with Denver’s DECIMATED secondary (Hello George Kittle!), Mayfield might force the donks to pass in order to keep up.

litre_cola

That theory is sound. Can Keenum keep up in a shootout, depends who gets most targets but they haven’t started yet but are pushed into action now.

Fronkenshteen

Here are the rest of the men, in no particular order. Pick 2 non-PPR:
Robby Anderson vs HOU
Darren Sproles @ LAR
Antonio Callaway @ DEN
and the aforementioned
AP @ JAX
Josh Adams @ LAR
Tim Patrick & DaeShawn Hamilton vs CLE
I also have a waiver claim in on Chris Godwin (@ BALT)
and can pick up Isaiah McKenzie (vs DET) right now.
Quite a mess.
Mahomes SORELY disappointed, but my opponent goose-egged with Keenan Allen, so even-Steven there.
Gonna get SMASHED by Gurley, but don’t feel I need to make panicked decisions, I’ll take any help I can get.
Thanks in advance and I’ll hang up & listen.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I can’t tell if this is DFO safe from her appearance on Banshee.

https://fat.gfycat.com/FreshUnlawfulKakarikis.mp4

Unsurprised

I found my theme.
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ballsofsteelandfury

Perfectly safe.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It sucks that she was treated like that, but it’s nice that Michael Weatherly and CBS got their shit exposed and CBS *still* had to pay out fat stacks.

Unsurprised

He’s also getting fat NCIS syndication royalties and will forever. He could’ve easily had to pay more than $9.5 million alone.

But it’s mostly justice for having been Jessica Alba’s first husband when she was 20.

Redshirt

Yup. I can forgive one slightly bad moment, but this was several moments. You can tell he was a frat boy. Even when he was being nice to her, he was still objectifying her.

If you haven’t noticed. Eliza Dushku is one of my childhood crushes. This one is personal (in a fanboy sort of way)!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, it seems a constant theme on that set.

Brocky

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Just think of the absurd money she could have made if she had done more to appeal to the male fans who grew up with her.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ooh! I was trying to think of who to use as a lead for my next Christmas Movie bit. Have a seat, Linda Cardellini!

/looking at her CV it seems like LC was a BC (bad choice) anyway

Redshirt

Yes. Sad thing she’s probably the best actor ever in all the Power Ranger series.

In Space got close at times with Andros and Astronema, but their acting was wooden at times (to their credit though, they were trying).