Hey….HEY!!!!! Remember when I did this last year on Friday the 13th???? Well, it’s that time again because today is Friday the…
Ummmmm…..what’s that Brocky ? Really? Well shit….
Now I’m totes disappoint.
Well here anyway…for the assist, you get some gloves…
/heads to store to buy a new calendar
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A Child Of Television
You older folks (like myself) will understand what I’m about to say. You young’uns might not.
I watched entirely too much TV as a kid.
We didn’t have social media back then. Heck, we didn’t even have the internet. Thus we didn’t have many entertainment choices. And we certainly didn’t have “Porn on Demand”.
So when we wanted (or needed) to get our fill of attractive masturbation-worthy ladies, TV was all we had to fall back on. And we didn’t have 300 channels back then. Our choices were limited. It was the dark ages, to be certain.
Growing up, I used to watch TV a lot. Probably too much, actually. But it was the only outlet. My only escape, as it were. And yes, I did develop multiple celebrity crushes because of this.
Even back then, only attractive people got on TV. And some of those ladies who were on TV back then are still, to this day, in my personal celebrity crush bank.
We’re going to honour a few of those fine ladies tonight.
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Sports On Your TV 2Nite
NHL
Nothing. Nada. No national games on your American TeeVee box. Best of luck Canadia. But here’s your schedule anyway. Check your local listings….
NBA
- Indiana @ Philly – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
- OKC @ Denver – 10:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA Hoops
- Illinois-Chi**** @ DePaul – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Green Bay @ Creighton – 10:00pmEST – TV: FS1
NCAA Footy
Nothing tonight, but the bowl season kicks in beginning tomorrow. So pace yourselves.
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Sexy Ladies From TV of Yore
Admittedly, this is an incomplete list, and also one of my own making. Feel free to add your own favorites in the comments.
Enjoy…
Marlo Thomas (That Girl)
Mary Tyler Moore (Dick Van Dyke Show, Mary Tyler Moore)
Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOOFdNWPP04
Barbara Eden (I Dream of Jeannie)
…and of course, no list of my youthful influences would be complete without including my very first threesome fantasy girls….
Tina Louise and Dawn Wells (Gilligan’s Island)
Coconut Creme Pie? Sure, let’s call it that.
Ooooof.
You gonna eat that?
No, I wasn’t talking about the pie. Well, not THAT pie, anyway.
Have a great weekend everyone. Do something besides watch TV if you can.
Love ya’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRa5mGuHXyg
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Suzanne Pleshhette
In the world of sitcoms she was married to Bob Newhart. Even when I was young I didn’t buy it.
Nothing wrong with Bob, he was pretty funny, but that would have way out kicked his coverage.
Of course he may have had a huge cock, but that was never used as an excuse in the show.
Thong technology has come so far since the 1890s.
Happy Fucking Friday.
Celebrate christmas toe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSKfdaCIuBM
Someone at this bar ordered a Hendrick’s and coke. I’m triggered.
FINALLY! A buttplug we can count on.
Vanessa from the man show. First juggy I remembered the name of
Isn’t she a former Mrs. Donald Trump Junior?
That’ll keeeell the boner.
Good News: She’s upset because she’s going to miss me. And me too her, fwiw.
Bad News: Couldn’t we do this tomorrow and actually enjoy our last night together?
(it appears not)
If you wear a bag over your head, would it make it easier for her?
It would probably make it easier for most of society.
I have a face for radio.
Too bad I can’t sing.
A dark day for Brick’s co-worker. Getting busted for trolling for dick in-flight.
https://nypost.com/2018/11/28/passenger-says-delta-pilot-used-grindr-to-hit-on-him-during-flight/
Okay, so what’s the ruling on full frontal nudity if its censored via pixalation?
I’ll allow it.
Same
There are clothes behind the pixalation…… always. Accepted.
Wow. Chris Christie was offered the Chief of Staff job and turned Trump down. Weird. That was a prime chance for him to troll the fuck out of Trump for fucking with him throughout Trump’s entire 3-4 year political career.
Wow. I guess this got linked to on reddit or Twitter. 49.2K views, which means that it’s actually been seen by a lot more eyeballs.
If you want to view or download the video version.
https://giant.gfycat.com/TepidBlushingAruanas.mp4
The ruling holds:
YES!!
“Not enough.”
-Spur
One more childhood crush:
Don’t judge me! She’s packing animated double Ds and flesh colored sideboobs!
I always thought Rogue was the most popular, but those titties were even better than what Silvestri and then Lee were drawing in the comics.
I don’t believe rogue was that popular till the live action movies
I recall her being very popular among nerds. I can’t really remember anymore.
April from TMNT
None of us can pass judgement on that.
WHOOO!
Once again I lament:WHAT HAPPENED TO GFYCAT?
Something with their hardware. It’s been intermittent.
Oh, and not my first crush, but the one I get the most shit for: Nancy Travis
Oh, she is spectacular. I LOVED her in So I Married an Axe Murderer!
Evening.
Also agree with FIRST! poster Brocky, Amy Jo Johnson was a very nice crush. In support of my opinion, this is a picture of her from four years ago. This is how she looked at 44.
I may be dating myself a bit but Teri Hatcher was one of my crushes.
They weren’t, and it’s a shame she had the implants taken out before she did her full frontal scene.
heads off to google
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Maybe I was wrong. This is from 1993, which IIRC was the height of her hotness.
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Ah, now its in perceptive. When I first saw that, I was disappointed, like I unwrapped a gift and found blue jeans in the box.
Now I’ve see it, it makes sense.
Tonight is the last night I get to spend with tWLS for at least two months. I have to put her on a plane tomorrow back to Florida, and then I have to drive back to North Carolina.
So ask me why I’m here talking to you people right now? Go ahead, ask me. I dare you.
Why are you here talking to us right now?
Another visit to a doctor’s office
/ducks
//sorry
You’re dumb?
Let’s just say it’s not my choice.
I’ll explain later.
We’ll be here tomorrow. Leave now. You showed up, you get credit for today.
There’s no point to leave now.
She’s worked up about a lot of stuff and our last night (for now) isn’t going to go well regardless.
I just got done wrapping Xmas gifts from her to her nieces/nephews.
It took her a coupla hours to pick out the paper.
That was fun….not.
Ah, got it. I perfectly understand. I’ve been there when a family member (or members) gets worked up. At one point they quit listening to logic and just go with the mania.
When it happens, my kin has a few that like to get in loud screaming arguments, and I have to go act like a boxing referee separating two fighters in the clinch and send them to their corners.
She’s disappeared upstairs now. Crying. I’m about to go up and find out if she’s crying because we’re going to be away from one another for a while now, or if she’s crying because she regrets us having connected to begin with.
Should be fun either way.
smgdh
Pray for tWBS and tWLS
Put some pants on first. She might get the wrong impression.
found a funny:
*Buys map of world, pins up on wall
*Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands
*packs for wall 3 feet away
*has an amazing time at wall
Somehow someway I’ve become the anchor, the reliable person, the fixer, the voice of reason and the ace between my family, friends and work.
Based on your interaction with Virtual Me, does that sound anything like me?!
I think over the time I’ve been interacting with you (less so than others, but I’ve been paying attention) I’ve seen you become more open-minded. And I think that’s a quality that others end up being drawn to, whether they’re aware of it or not.
I agree.
Sure.
Best music decade?
I say 1983 to 1993. Just rock solid throughout many different genres of music.
I’ll concur. That’s around the time my memory started to form and all music on VH1 and MTV kicked ass and took names.
For your consideration
You had a crush on Zulu or Uhura?
In real life and my fantasies, Uhura.
Purely non-binding, hypothetical situation, maybe Sulu but grown up Sulu from the movies.
Which one do you mean?
/ not judging, just asking
Whichever you (general “you”) like. I”m not Uhura’s target audience in this situation (Sulu, on the other hand…), but she clearly has it goin’ on here. (FIgured there might be some appreciation of that in the Commentariat.)
I’m the inverse. My eyes on Uhura, but I can see why Sulu greases your gears if you know what I mean.
I just keep thinking about how ground breaking those roles and actors were. So much different than it is today.
Both got it going on
More Ned!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2se6zuGtTU
Erin Grey of Buck Rogers or Silver Spoons.
HELL YES!
I had a fantastic week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcOfFeKXcd4
I LOVE THAT SHOW!
Rab Florence just did a new show called #thestate on bbc scotland. I can’t figure how to see it over here.
The guy on the left looks like Private Pyle at his dopiest before the sock party and him turning into a complete psycho.
Childhood crushes:
Loni Anderson
Cheryl Ladd
Jaclyn Smith
Catherine Bach
Lynda Carter
Lindsay Wagner
I approve of this list.
Cheryl Ladd should be on top however.
(phrasing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV-NMnZcv8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqGzBqPnNBk
No Ned’s? FOAR SHAME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaTcIzLk880
dude….that was weird.
Chicago sports are going to be super bleak this winter once the Bears are done.
GOOD CALL!
Memo to TWBS: Post idea: TV Girls of the 80s!
Hell man, I could do a month on Markie Post alone.
A whole month?! Are you into tantic stuff or…
Oh, a month of Markie Post posts. Oh, okay. I also support this.
No, you were right.
I’d bang her for a month.
I didn’t know months lasted for 12 seconds.
Mary Tyler Moore on “RIchard Diamond, Private Detective”, as his secretary, Sam. She was only ever seen from the knees down.
Anyone dishing out fantasy football advice? I’m hurting.
won the regular season in my money league then the Kamara ran out of gas last week and bad Matt Ryan showed up.
Unexpectedly fell ass backwards into the last playoff spot. My team behind Zeke, Mahomes, Thielen, and Darius Leonard is what former president Richard Nixon would call “a motley collection of first-rate second-rate men”. I need any available insight before the Jets game tomorrow.
Yes, there are Jets involved.
We are here, shoot.
Also, West Ham @ Fulham tomorrow at 12:30 est!
Ok. Firstly, AP and Josh Adams are unplayable imo. I have slotted in Elijah McGuire and Kenneth Dixon in their spots. Am I wrong?
Nextly, I desperately need hippo’s input on the startability of Tim Patrick or DaeShawn Hamilton vs Factory tomorrow. Case Keenum rarely throws anymore, but Denzel Ward is out & with Denver’s DECIMATED secondary (Hello George Kittle!), Mayfield might force the donks to pass in order to keep up.
That theory is sound. Can Keenum keep up in a shootout, depends who gets most targets but they haven’t started yet but are pushed into action now.
Here are the rest of the men, in no particular order. Pick 2 non-PPR:
Robby Anderson vs HOU
Darren Sproles @ LAR
Antonio Callaway @ DEN
and the aforementioned
AP @ JAX
Josh Adams @ LAR
Tim Patrick & DaeShawn Hamilton vs CLE
I also have a waiver claim in on Chris Godwin (@ BALT)
and can pick up Isaiah McKenzie (vs DET) right now.
Quite a mess.
Mahomes SORELY disappointed, but my opponent goose-egged with Keenan Allen, so even-Steven there.
Gonna get SMASHED by Gurley, but don’t feel I need to make panicked decisions, I’ll take any help I can get.
Thanks in advance and I’ll hang up & listen.
Congratulations to Eliza Dushku for getting P A I D
I can’t tell if this is DFO safe from her appearance on Banshee.
https://fat.gfycat.com/FreshUnlawfulKakarikis.mp4
I found my theme.
Perfectly safe.
It sucks that she was treated like that, but it’s nice that Michael Weatherly and CBS got their shit exposed and CBS *still* had to pay out fat stacks.
He’s also getting fat NCIS syndication royalties and will forever. He could’ve easily had to pay more than $9.5 million alone.
But it’s mostly justice for having been Jessica Alba’s first husband when she was 20.
Yup. I can forgive one slightly bad moment, but this was several moments. You can tell he was a frat boy. Even when he was being nice to her, he was still objectifying her.
If you haven’t noticed. Eliza Dushku is one of my childhood crushes. This one is personal (in a fanboy sort of way)!
Yes, it seems a constant theme on that set.
Am I doing this right?
Just think of the absurd money she could have made if she had done more to appeal to the male fans who grew up with her.
Ooh! I was trying to think of who to use as a lead for my next Christmas Movie bit. Have a seat, Linda Cardellini!
/looking at her CV it seems like LC was a BC (bad choice) anyway
Yes. Sad thing she’s probably the best actor ever in all the Power Ranger series.
In Space got close at times with Andros and Astronema, but their acting was wooden at times (to their credit though, they were trying).