Week 15 Fallout:
These are the teams that were officially sent to a farm upstate. They are the Bills, Jets, Broncos, Bengals, Giants, Packers, Lions, Bucs and Falcons. No need to worry about them though, at this particular farm the refs have a very firm grasp on the ‘catch’ rule and have explained it to every player and coach. In addition, every game is a home game. No travelling! And meeting all the teams at the farm gate? Why, the one and only Colin Kaepernik! I’m sure the bidding war for his services will be quite the spectacle!
In other news-Gore Gone. For the rest of the year. Don’t even let the idea of his career being over escape your lips. I sure as heck am not going to commit to writing him off like I did last year and the year before that. Just a thought-a very smart organization would hire him as a player-coach next year. Should this occur I know for sure that he won’t be mentoring [spins the wheel] “Joe Mixon”.
Derrick Henry remains the biggest bastard man ever. Like, ever.
Eli is worse than you think he is. Also worse? The Giants other options at the QB spot.
Kenny Golladay went for 146 yards on 7 receptions. Yeah, he traversed nearly a football field and a half in a game where the winner scored 14 points and it wasn’t the Lions. smgdh.
I’ve called this a ‘passing league’. You’ve called this a ‘passing league’. I’ll just mention the rb’s that ran for a 100 yards or more this week. Here goes-Somebody Samuels, Kit Carson, “Gus” Edwards, Bastard Man Henry, Dalvinci Cook, Merlin Mack, “Tricky Dick” Mixon, Television Coleman, Nickolai Chubbovsky and Kato Ballage. I’m sure that there were more total tight ends and wr’s that ended up over that arbitrary number but you get my point, right? [wonders what his point was]
TO THE GAME!
Saints/Panthers:
Oh boy, I’ve waited all week to talk about this game! I don’t even know where to start! [presses listening device to ear] What’s that? The intro is over the 250 word minimum? Okay, then. See Ya!
“If you take out the ‘e’ away from Gore Gone, you’ll get something else entirely.”
-Perseus
Hippo still commenting from the game, but where did he find an outlet to plug in his computer?
“Hah! That stupid, small TV has a stupid flat hat!”
-Me, just now
Wang Chung just called and told me I had to… you know, later on this evening. I’ve got to get some sleep!
I mean, everybody, right?
This was a banger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwO1aB1W3I
I forgot, you Yanks call them SAUSAGES in the mouth
Anzalone is an anagram for “Anal Zone”
“Hey, maybe’s I could slip a ‘c’ in there and take out an ‘a’ and an ‘n’. Then maybe you could get me a calzone. Whatta ya say?”
-Vito “The Cheatin’ Anagram” Gnocchi
Drunk and enjoying cinema while watching the game…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McLk_G7jkzI
“The ‘D’ is silent hillbilly”
I hate the Rick Ross soundtrack contributions, but God Damn I love that movie.
“Bye Miss Laura.”
I saw this on Divorcemas vacation, with a predominantly black audience. We were all cheering the end parts.
From Hippo:
Caption: Mistuh Richardson pursues a runaway slave.
If only the
slavestalent showed the humility of their betters.You a good man!
What is that night terror Barbie fetish film with Steve Carell?
Sometimes people are funny. The responses to this have me giggling, yeah I am high.
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1074724548652777474
Quick, someone call the cops.
They aren’t allowed to indulge in this province, though I would offer.
They have to tell you they’re cops, remember.
For some reason the ESPN app on our Roku isn’t letting me watch this game. I had to find another way of cheating the system so I could watch.
Somehow, these Aaron Rodgers agent ads are even more inane than before.
I don’t know why, but my favorite play in the NFL is the “Oopsie, didn’t touch the receiver. Welp, there he goes.” play.
Man, I wish the Raiders had a linebacker like Luke Kuechly.
By which I mean a competent one.
Made it for long timeout, FG, long timeout.
Yayyyyy!
YOU HAVE ONE FUCKING JOB AINTS!
Now that RRRRRRRRAM IT!! Have lost, I really don’t care who wins. So the Black Panthers shall.
“WE TRIED TO WARN YOU” – Sean Hannity
Does “The Prophecy” leave open the possibility of the Bearistocrats hosting a divisional game?
My $50 35-1 bet ticket would like to know.
Maybe it’s just me but one of these announcers sounds very much like a very sarcastic Tim Meadows.
Right, right, Luke Kuechly doesn’t get the respect he deserves…
“Can’t wait to be in that guy’s spot.”
-Leighton Vander Esch
I like it. If you’re going for it on 4th down anyways, who cares if it blows up in your face?
“Having a fourth explode in your face is actually a lot of fun.” – Mia Khalifa
JPP raises 3.5 fingers in opposition
#REALLYBIGFATGUYDOWNISGREAT!
Great, now there will be a sincere effort by Panthers fans to get McCaffrey to start at qb
“I mean, he practically lives in the film room. I assume.”
What’s his grittiness on the Welker-Edelman Scale?
69/420
Whoa. Nice, bro-chacho!
Geaux fuck yourselves, you underachieving fucks. I asked you to do one thing.
that was cool!
TRICKERATION
RIVERBOATDOWN!
“stats are like bikinis, they show some things but not all things.”
[defensive lineman punches Cam in the jaw]
ANNOUNCER: …collided…
Cam gets a roughing the passer call to go his way? Are we all trippin’ balls?
Is there a parking lot ONLY for lifted trucks with big pipes and lots of smoke?
Because that lot should be nuked from orbit, and then the rubble nuked again.
And then the ground should be salted.
I need that sign for my garden. My cat will simply ignore it, though, like she ignores everything else that is not a fulfillment of her whims.
Get a large puppy and let nature put her in her place
I have a small dog, and they are pretty much the best of friends.
I have a German shepherd puppy that will not stop fucking with the cat. I even got one of those strap and door-stop thingies that lets the cat have the basement all to itself, so the dog went from sleeping in the middle of the living room to sleeping right in front of the crack in the door. It’s fantastically petty.
I choose to believe that Vince got this idea for this match from watching his grandkids play exhibition on wwe2k19.
Is it just wild flailing then?
Hippo, how many Confederate flags can you see right now?
None, but CLT is a very Yanki-fied city. Banker money, u noe what that means.
So, they’re all neatly hung in their walk-in closets, next to their robes?
.
Thank God we are in the express lines for folk without bags.
You’re still not in the stadium?!?
It can take forever, and for some reason people have no sense of urgency
NOPE. A kindly Saints fan is holding his phone up so folk can see his buffer-y stream.
Monday night!!!
oh yea!!!
DILLY DILLY
Jeez, Brick! That’s not an English Bulldog.
Let the animal have his piss water.
He’s just trying to protect his owner from his own bad choices.
Do you even need to plan for luke kechley? Just have enough shots to the head and boom, problem solved
Double post, failure brocky
Alright, Saints. Make up for the Eagles sodomy game and knock the Panthers out of the fucking running already.
I’d normally agree but I’m irrationally scared of the Vikings in the playoffs
Note to self from mosh pit to get in stadium – free tix are still too expensive.
The best thing is the face people make when you won’t buy or use their tickets, especially for an NFL matchup you have zero desire to see on TV, let alone live.
I get Skins tickets offers all the time.
I fucking live 5 hours one way from that damn stadium.
I didn’t know you lived in Washington.
Underrated comment, right here.
So what seemingly minor “political” stance could Cam take and he is blacklisted from the NFL?
“Please rewind your rental tape”
….that fucking glory boy…
Please recycle your water bottle.
YOU DAMN HIPPIE!
Ginger, not Maryann.
PINKO COMMIE BASTARD
“Believe Women.”
Cam just threw a horrible pass.
Saints: De Keng will now have de powha of de Bleck Panthehs stripped aweh
(The Keng is cam newton in this metaphor)
LIEK Martin Luther De Keng!
I did nae kneel for the anthem. But i could not see a flag neither and this annoyed me.
The stars n bars was right there didnt you see it?
Since Hippo is at this game and given his track record at this venue, should we be betting the house on the Saints?
Most (but not all) of my 5-for-5 losses were by a significant margin, so a cover is plausible. FUN FACT – I was at the Monday nighter where Kerry Collins finally got benched for Steve Beuerlein. That was a happy stadium for about an hour.
Are there ppls decked head to toe in Yinzers gear for this all-NFC Confederate Divisional showdown?
Yes. Yes there are.
THEY TRAVEL WELL!
Zubaz or GTFO
/starting at size XXXL
Merde, I might miss the KEEP POUNDING drum!!
/also that’s what she said but I fell asleep instead
HAI from the cripple shuttle ($40 parking, no po’ cripples need apply) to the former Richardson Plantation. I will try to rub mah junk on his statue, but have a kid with me so no promises.
Rub the kids’ ju— Oh, wait. Wrong Jerry statue.
Hey! Hippo made the news!
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/seahawks-stunning-loss-to-49ers-reportedly-cost-one-sports-bettor-more-than-500000/
I am glad to be only circling the degenerate drain compared to this WOO!
Good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB39dP2egi0&ab_channel=FreeStylesEnt
well shit
I gotcha fam.
I should watch the game on Twit— HAHAHAHAHAHA
Japanese wrestling is amazing.
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Guys, I’m not trying to start anything or stir anything up, but my brain is telling me this sleazy ambulance chancer defending Trump on the TV is (somehow!) the same guy who was a source of comfort and strength for New York City after the 9/11 Attacks.
Is your brains telling me this, too? I’m getting concerned I may have to call a neurology for a CAT Scan.
Remember when he tried to use 9/11 to cancel the election that was held the week after to become mayor for life.
Yeah, he’s always been a piece of shit. 9/11 just gave him a golden opportunity to fool people into thinking he was great.
Ah, well the press and SNL loved him so I got fooled.
Presented without comment:
I thought the sex tape was Trump and Putin.
This Calabrese bun with ham, marble cheese slice and roast beef with mayo is very underwhelming. I will eat it nontheless.
Found my epitaph
I’m actually excited to watch this game!
Which means it will suck. I’m sorry.
I could not watch it, so we cancel each other out.
As a point of reference, I missed that Chiefs-Rams Basketball game from a few weeks back.