Your “It’s A Dirty Damned Disgrace, That’s What It Is!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

NFL News:

  • As expected, the Eagles have already ruled Carson Wentz out for Sunday’s game, so Nick Foles is upon whom you will be placing your bets.
    • The ‘plan’ is for him to return for the Wild Card round.
  • The vultures are already circling for Cardinals’ rookie head coach Steve Wilks.
    • The thinking is that no matter how he does the final weeks, he’s going to be replaced by one of the shiny options that became available during the current season.
  • Fun fact: Last night, Christian McCaffrey became the first player since 1985 to amass 50 yards rushing, receiving, & passing in the same game.
    • McCaffrey ran the ball 15 times for 53 yards, caught eight passes for 67 yards, and threw a 50-yard touchdown pass on a trick play.
    • That last player? Walter Payton.
  • Eric Reid feels he’s being targeted by the NFL, and they’re using the drug testing protocol to do so.
    • He’s alleging it’s his seventh test in the 11 games he’s played this season.
      • Also, because he’s a kneeler, and kneeled last night.
    • His proof?

  • Hippo’s weekend in Vegas either went well or horribly, depending on which one was his:
    • One bettor lost $569,000 on the Seahawks betting at the MGM.
    • One bettor hit a 12-team parlay & won $50,000.


So, this shit happened.

The comments are a sad reminder at what Gary Bettman has done to the NHL. I look forward to a future, 2023 tone-deaf “Tribute to San Diego” night at an LA Chargers game.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Predators at Blackhawks – 8:30PM | NBCSN
    • Blues at Oilers – 9:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • NBA:
    • Lakers at Nets – 7:30PM | TSN / NBATV
  • NCAA:
    • Football: Boca Raton Bowl
      • UAB vs. Northern Illinois – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
    • Basketball:
      • Princeton at Duke – 6:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
      • Xavier at Missouri – 7:00PM | ESPNU
      • Buffalo at Syracuse – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
      • Presbyterian at Butler – 8:30PM | FS1
      • Creighton at Oklahoma – 9:00PM | ESPNU
  • WWE:
    • Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

I appreciate that Canadian networks are now showing the daily bowl games, because they didn’t before. I FEEL LIKE I BELONG!

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yeah right

Dearest Mother, I write to you with a deep consternation. The enemy is fierce and the attacks are relentless.

I fear the very waking moment of my day on this very fools errand.

As I stood quaking and helpless in the food checkout line I couldn’t help but feel vulnerable.
Protectionless.

The very act of gathering sustenance lends itself to my demise.
I bid you goodnight from the front lines.

Yours in the Little Drummer Boy Challenge.

Alas. I am still alive.

Yeah Right.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I need to find more of her.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Wowzers. Godspeed and please share.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Funny. That was my reaction to seeing this:
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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Bloodhound SSC saved today! Long live jet powered cars.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

However they hid Jackie Cruz’s giant rack for so long on Orange Is The New Black is a masterpiece of costuming.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh Alice, you tease.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Since Seamus shared a NSFW of Katee, I’ll share one of someone else.

h

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I don’t know why the original video file was so small but whatever. I’m sure there are larger but I quickly gave up looking. It blows up in full-screen without much loss. So it has that going for it.

Unsurprised
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

How I know I’m getting old, part 327: I have no idea who these people are

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Unsurprised

Oh, is it Sexy Tuesday?
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Unsurprised

Same model and one of the two from that earlier wave gif.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Fronkenshteen

She’s gonna retire without showing a nipple.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh no she isn’t.
That train left the station. But I can’t share here.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Yeah. She’s shown a lot more than a nipple.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Beef on Weck sandwich
Schwabl’s Restaurant, Buffalo NY
Friday
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

More bread should be oversalted

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Being broke sucks ass.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

T minus half an hour before I have to go pick up my in-laws from the airport. Pray for Rikki.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I’m so glad you can drink again.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

That which I love most may have just knocked me out.

If Colbert simply says “Pa rum pum pum pum,” in last night’s episode, am I more done than Blake Bortles’ career? If so…
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WCS

I’m confused. BOLTMAN visited you just to sing Drummer Boy to you? That’s messed up.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

You don’t know the half of it.
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Sharkbait

Its interesting watching people go down. I was out almost immediately thanks to the receptionist at work the week after Thanksgiving.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I have a little device that plays this song on repeat.. So I aimlessly wander about in public all day.

I’ve made many enemies this year.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
theeWeeBabySeamus

Senor Weaselo

I think if he said it you’re okay but if he sung it you’re out? It’s a good question.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Only watch it you’re out:

https://youtu.be/lN6ZvcqnaNg

Just past 35 seconds in

Game Time Decision

Quiet night

Game Time Decision

Some might say holy night

Game Time Decision

All was calm

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Fronkenshteen

Nets win! Everyone tune in for Mr. McCormuck’s “Infinite Nets”!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Over LeBron no less. They are definitely not tanking.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Or, hear me out, they might be really bad at tanking.

Gratliff

For those unfamiliar, indie darling, Dr. Britt Baker, DMD, Pitt/Ring of Honor alum.comment image

Gratliff

Clearly influenced by the current mayor of Knox County, Tennesee: Doctor Isaac Yankemcomment image

Gratliff

Tucker Carlson is hemorrhaging advertisers, and Nate Silver decided this was a good reason to go out there and grab an L before the 2020 campaigns even begin. Very impressive dedication to having a normal one.

I tend to agree that Tucker is a racist, or at least that he convincingly plays a racist on TV.

However, I don't want the PR department of Applebee's deciding for us all what's racist vs. legitimate/acceptable political speech. https://t.co/UetgQ4Ab9U

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) December 19, 2018

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Gratliff

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WCS

How is that tweet from the future?

Gratliff

I don’t know if it’s wordpress or twitter, but somewhere in whichever API, it changes to GMT time.

WCS

Possible. Or, more likely, Nate Silver perfected time travel at some point in the mid-2000s, which is why he was always right for a while. Then, Old Biff stole his technology, and traveled back from 2035 to give Trump a way to win the Presidency.

Since that event, we’ve been in Timeline B.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

They can both eat Applebee’s and die.

Senor Weaselo

Fun fact: Padre, Hermana, and I came up with the world’s stupidest game at an Applebee’s. It’s called Spin the Knife!

I think it’s like Russian Roulette but with knives? We didn’t really work it out.

ballsofsteelandfury

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ray is BFC

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Including being a self taught pilot.

Tune in tomorrow for more, and send questions/requests for advice to dfosubmissions@gmail.com!

Unsurprised
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WCS

The Ocean allways gets the spair ppl forgit that imho

WCS

Semester’s over! No work until January 9th! How will I spend the time?
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(artist’s conception)

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rockingdog
rockingdog

found a funny:

Having a child:
-painful
-expensive
-exhausting

Naming your dog Kyle
-hilarious
-thought-provoking
-kyle

Gratliff

Fuckin’ Mero.

THIS MF EAT SOMEBODY EVERYBODY GONNA BE "IM SHOCKED!! HE WAS SO QUIET REALLY NICE & KEPT TO HIMSELF, HONOR STUDENT" pic.twitter.com/IdAI9NGSFy

— THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 (@THEKIDMERO) June 15, 2016

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tomsellecksmoustache
tomsellecksmoustache

Being in Greater Cincinnati, I’m sure he will be the heir apparent to Steve Chabot.
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Redshirt

Not slimy enough.

rockingdog
rockingdog

hahaha kill them ALL!!! Leave none alive!!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wow today has just sucked

Redshirt

Would up-voting this comment be in support of you or the suck?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why not both?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh did you find out that you will have to blow $400 on a new microwave too?

WCS

Does it suck your dick, or at least have a TV inside it? $400 for a freaking microwave?!

Redshirt

It could be a microwave/convection oven. That would make sense.

Either that or it deep throats.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s about what it would cost for the same model. It’s an above-the-stove unit, so fancy-fancy.

I really shouldn’t complain, since our builder said he was going to charge us for it but never did.

tomsellecksmoustache
tomsellecksmoustache

Wow, you really prioritize popcorn and bad tasting food. I can’t imagine how the other half lives.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My wife tried to persuade me that we don’t really need one. I’m like, “you’re the one who is always making popcorn in it!”

ballsofsteelandfury

Um, you know you can make popcorn in other ways, right?

ballsofsteelandfury

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Microwave popcorn causes cancer. Justly so.

It’s so much easier to just pop it in a pot like a grown-up. Or get an air popper if you’re obsessed with health and hate flavor.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Redshirt

Needs more napalm.

Redshirt

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/18/us/george-hw-bush-sponsored-filipino-child-trnd/index.html

Points for 41. Too bad this guy with a heart didn’t show up in the ’92 campaign instead of that cold and distant fossil.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That actually is a pretty heartwarming way for him to have spent some of the money that his dad made from the Nazis.

herodotus450
herodotus450

And don’t forget the money he made raising* taxes.
*technically not a NEW tax

Redshirt

Yeah, he was stupid for that pledge. He was already going to win in ’88. Reagan was still popular and Dukakis was too liberal for America at the time.

All he did was put a target on his back for the Democrats with an arrow point to it reading “Hit here to win in ’92”.

Redshirt

I have the urge to pull a Meghan McCain and chastise you for trashing a good feeling, but I’m passing on it for fear that you’re actually right.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m not hitting GHWB (who I believe was a fundamentally good American), I’m taking a shot at his father, and it’s tongue-in-cheek because I’m really not too knowledgeable about the details.

Redshirt

Gotcha. You’re probably still right though.

litre_cola

What is a cheribundi?

herodotus450
herodotus450

Only 5 minutes in and the ice in Philly is so cut up it looks like it booked a sleeper car on the Orient Express.

ballsofsteelandfury

I love this.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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[Perks up, but then sighs and walks away at the end]

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

That parlay reminds me of just how close we all were to winning ours at the last DFOCON. Stupid Giants and Raiders…

Redshirt

Thoughts: Just smile and nod and no one will know you have no clue what a parlay is.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s that thing that happens to Rex Grossman about ten times during a typical round of golf.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Stupid you for getting the Raiders involved in your bet. Whether it’s for them or against them, they will always find a way to fuck you over.