Has the playoff picture become clearer after the noon-ish tilts? I’m guessing that the answer is, if not ‘no’, then ‘kinda’. Well, get thee ready for some more jockeying…
TO THE GAMES!
Rams/Cards:
Of course there are some teams doing other things. Arizona, for example is focusing on giving some of their young talent a little more playing time. They’re also wondering if Old Sure Hands Fitz is heading for that ranch in New Mexico where he can catch more than a break in his second career. Ya see, he’s undecided about another year doing wonderful things in front of tens of appreciative fans. As for the game itself the stats point to a rout. The Cards have allowed the most rushing TD’s in the league and the Rams have run for the second-most. Passing, scoring, points given up and other indicators fall pretty much right in line with the one mentioned above.
Bears/Niners:
I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop on the Bears but have come to realize that there’s nary a Manolo Blahnik in sight. Rook San Fran tackle McGlinchey has cut his baby teeth on the likes of Von Miller, Dee Ford, Melvin Ingram and Chandler Jones but now it’s Big Fella time with a Mack trucking into his view.
Steelers/Saints:
Ingram and Kamara are called Boom and Zoom? Did The Wiggles win the naming contest? The Ravens win yesterday means that if Pitt wins out they’re in. If not, it then becomes a matter of dunking for the largest turds (Steelers, Colts, Ravens and Titans) in the septic pit that is the AFC’s second-level teams.
Shitter’s full!
Opted to wait in line at Walmart here instead of doing self-check.
May every job in America seriously be replaced by automation ASAP.
all hail robot overlords!
It would probably be pretty easy to automate Congress
::flushing toilet sound::
When Amazon gains full control it will indeed all be automated, chum.
I saw someone on Twitter say the next big tech scandal will be a whistle blower revealing Amazon employees are exchanging Alexa recordings of people fucking for the lulz and I can’t really argue that’s not happening
Did you see the thing where they sent thousands of Alexa voice recordings of a stranger to some guy?
Wow, I missed some awesome stuff in the early games. I’m glad highlights are a thing.
“You and me both.”
-Hairstylists from the 80’s
Big mood
The second gif inspired The Never-Ending Chocolate Waterfall at The Golden Corral. ppl forgt that
Farting Niners playing competently. Who knew?
The Bears have been uh.. not exactly great
emotional win followed by hangover game
They’re pretty good at playing just comprtently enough to get a not great draft pick
Oh goddamn it
Whats a Brownecker?
The Bears aren’t getting a bye, stop talking about it
do Bearistocrats! win the tiebreaker with Non-Gendered Cowpersons?
If they both finished 10-6 the Cowboys would have the superior conference record, so no.
I would like them out of the RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT! side of the bracket, so they both make the NFC Title Match. But I do nae want Minny to make the playoffs. Quite the quandary.
Vikings-Rams is probably the preferable path to Seahawks-Saints.
fair do
Fiona Apple, still a bad, bad girl
I look forward to her next album title that grossly exceeds Twitter’s 280 character limit.
DEBOREST FUCKNER!
Hey everybody. Happy Browns Won’t Finish Last Day!
FITZDOWN!
also DJ!!
I put $40 on Yinzers to win as a jinx bet
Thank you for your service.
Not all heroes leave the house.
I havent see a Rosen run that fast since 1938.
Bullshit, that should be less of a pass interference not involving a Patriot, that they had ever seen.
What a trash PI call.
Coach Epps puts on his concerned face.
Bailout for the Saints.
good jerb, BLEERGH!!!
Buster’s running score gets me within 63! And I still have Donks D/ST, so bargaining stage stays within reach.
Brieda’s hurt now. So, you know, fuck it all anyway.
Sideshow Bob is hurt.
glad Pettis stepped up after Fellaini cut his locks
BLEERGH loves this Packers/Jest OT
Is there a more punchable coach in the NFL than Sean Payton?
Gruden.
Fatty Gruden?
/ok, either Gruden
Are we restricted to head coaches, because no one can resist planting a fist in Josh McDaniels face
Gregg Williams
yes, I certainly should have started CJ Anderson over stupid David Johnson
I thought that was spelled David stupid Johnson?
/am too high 2 spel
Wow, Sean Payton can’t resist getting cute.
Lots of Bears and fans of Bears in San Fran.
can’t tell by the huskiness, so check FOAR teh chaps
all that’s left to root for is PIT missing the playoffs due to (i) tying #ThePauls; and/or (ii) the end zone pickerception to Denver’s NT.
Okay, after that missed field goal I really regret not being at the free drink bar.
I think Thom is calling the Bears game because he’s being subtly bitchy about Chicago as he usually is when he calls Reds games. It’s gonna be great having him call a season of Yasiel Puig games.
Sure Rodgers…no one cares jerkface.
lol JEST
Time to hate watch the Steelers. Saints need to blow those assholes out.
alright baby buster. really hoping you ball out against the redbirds
Dammit nonexistent northeastern Texas football club!
Philly won. Clowney cost the game.
Clowney should back in that damn car with all his buddies.
run twice to bleed clock?
Yeah. 500s going down as usual.
clearly, 500s wasn’t thinking so
Giants lost by one? That’s delicious.
sure, leave ERTZ wide the fuck open
Fly Eagle Fans Fly
goddamnit, Buster
Igglez iz ded
I was wrong! Good job, Igglez.
The same bar that offered a drink-free-until-someone-scores is doing that again today and I’m regret a little bit that I didn’t go.
HOW IS THAT A PENALTY?
Foles ded!
And then the ppls say
Nick Foles’ wang shrank three sizes that day
I want to have Vander Esch’s babies.