They (people) are saying as of the morning time that the snow’s a’falling and will taper off during the afternoon. WHO WILL THIS FAVOR? HOW? WHY? I MUST KNOW! WILL THERE BE SLUSH? WILL SOMEONE THAT DOES’NT USUALLY WEAR GLOVES BE WEARING GLOVES?
Sorry for the rampant capitalization folks-I was just preparing you for the most important screeching queries the pre-gamers will be filling air-time with. That said, ‘snow football’ is a precious treat that doesn’t come along nearly as often as it should. Anyone remember that game where no one could see the sideline or the yard markers? I do, sorta. I recall that there were two teams involved and that one of them beat the other. God, memories… [sighs]
TO THE GAME!
Young Horsies/Old Native Americans:
As far as injuries are concerned wr Sammy Watkins is expected to parka up but safety Malik Hooker (on the hook to help tamp down the influence of Tyreek) is questionable.
The delightful A. Schefter has pointed out-as have many others-that the Colts have won as many playoff tilts at Arrowhead as have the Chiefs themselves. So there might be something to my theory that the stadium was built on an old Indian’s* Pet Cemetery Scorned Woman Wrongfully-Executed Man Burial Ground. Subscribe to my blog if you want to learn more.
I am a bit concerned that if one combines the above with Andy Reid’s playoff adventures/negative clock juju, the Chiefs might have too much going against them. The Colts have scored TD’s on their first two drives in each of their last two games but then tend to settle into the running game and let the D do the lifting the rest of the game. You and I [winks] both know that a two-score lead is nothing to a fella that tossed 50 six-pointers this past regular season. The Colts OC Nick Sirianni (why is this guy not more prominently mentioned these days?) says that his #1 job is to put up points today and he’ll most likely have to do a 40-spot ’cause them KC’ers average 35 overall.
Is the laundry folded? Okay, now you can watch the game.
*forgive the outdated nomenclature but damnit, I needed it in order to make the joke work
That would’ve been so funny if the Chief defender lifted up the other leg and the Colt runner propelled himself with his hands leading the Chief like a wheelbarrow.
Murray thinks Mack is a snowplow.
yeaaaaa looks like HODOR & horses gonna take the L
down 3 scores with under 8? DEFFO double down on the run, now.
Down by three scores. Half a quarter left. Let’s establish our running game!
you thinkin’ like a Demmycrat!
— Brian Schottenheimer
Luck starting to resemble Peyton on that one
Seems like that would have been a slam dunk endorsement opportunity for Eric Fisher.
jeff fisher if the sammich were 0.79 each
Oh I meant the Fisher Investments ad. Maybe that wasn’t national.
Chefs punter quietly having a very solid game.
yep, and can hardly blame him for the blown OL assignment on the block
Sack dancing when you’re losing is the NFL’s participation trophy
/James Harrison triggered
Jesus, every sack dance while down 17 just makes me want the Colts to lose this game, their wives, their homes, their dignity, their minds….
In other words, pretty much what they can expect after 5 years in the NFL anyway.
First play call I question – no way do I call another pass play the rest of the game
If the league was serious about the Pro Bowl, they’d use NFL Blitz rules.
/also land mines
No, FedEx field would be a terrible venue for the Pro Bowl.
you better pay what I ask in rent! – Daniel S., Bethesda, MD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aS28IzExao
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Is Hogan racist now, in addition to all his other terrible qualities?
Possibly yes. At the very least, stupid. Very, very, very stupid.
It came from the same sex tape Gawker got gutted for, and was transcripted for the trial
It was so bad, that when Vince decided it was okay to reinstate him, he didn’t even punish the Black wrestlers for not pretending to agree with the decision.
Yikes.
SMRT returning there.
is Tyreek Hill brain damaged? Just fair catch it and run the game out.
He doesn’t know how to act like he’s been there before. None of the Chiefs do.
Mahomes-y has! And Damien WIlliams.
NFL Players are starting to discipline themselves because the league sure as hell doesn’t.
i guess a reich cannot defeat a red army in the snow
you could say today he met his waterloo
also at least 2 pickerceptions dropped
“It really helped turn the NFL into what it is today”
A corrupt authoritarian para-State with a misogynistic streak?
Al’s drunkness is finally showing.
one might note that the Chefs had two yuuuuuugggge random momentum plays (the punt block TD, the punched out fumble inside own 20) yet have maintained a 3-score lead almost the entire way.
If the Colts were worth a shit this would be a one-score game.
me still think your hatred is making ya short-change how good the Chefs have been today (outside of thoe oopsie-doodles)
/LIEK I does every time the P*ts or Yinzers play
Either this is going to be the greatest Chiefs collapse ever, or it’s not.
Schrodinger’s Fat.
Hodor time?
If it ends with him being ripped apart by the undead, then yes please
STOP FUCKING DANCING WHEN YOU ARE DOWN SEVENTEEN POINTS.
Holy fuck there’s almost a full quarter of this shit left
“Holy fuck there’s almost a full quarter of this shit left”
-Andy Reid
So as I feel like I’m uniquely qualified to ask: Does Andy Reid still have his gallbladder? I feel like against all odds he does.
You’d think he’d be making a fortune by doing endorsements for gout medicine.
I had mine out with the WLS and now leafy greens are torture on my guts, so my guess is probably not.
That’s not just me then? You’d think leafy greens would be a good thing but every once in a while bad things happen to me.
Naw, on the rare occasion I eat salad anymore it’s just solid vegetables.
Frankly, Andy should just get the Duedonal Switch surgery. All the fat and protein you can eat (which isn’t very much) plus nobody that knows he had it done will look at him twice for smearing butter on everything.
Oh but the skin flaps.
Don’t get me wrong, I look like a war crime naked, but at least I ain’t got a foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel either.
He should really do these Allstate commercials as Pedro Cerrano.
“Insurance for bats. Keep bats safe.”
I’d watch the shit out of that.
Goddamn, Arby’s Sauce is an underrated condiment.
YES
‘The Enemy Within’ is also what Andy Reid calls his colon.
Fat Humps suckitude will outpace any Andy Reid meltdowniness.
I haven’t seen a Reich-led faction make such a fatal mistake since 1941.
The Clots steadfastly refuse to accept The Reidening.
You can lead a horse to the goal line
The momentary danger of this becoming competitive has passed.
The fuck…..
Turnovers for all! “Mmm…” -Andy
The Reidening has been postponed.
WOMP WOMP, no Narrative today
SUDDEN CHANGE!
that can’t possibly be blamed on Andy, just a fuck up and really good defensing effort
That’s the best challenge by a Reich since the Germans took back the Ruhr.
ruh roh
Ooh, things are starting 45 seconds early!
As I said, Reich’s men going to hostile snowy territory controlled by a red army, what could go wrong? Turns out, a lot.
Wait, ball’s out. The Reidening may be on.
Plus eins
When I picture the home of the DFO gods it actually looks a lot like that Taco Bell commercial.
can the KC defense do this next week?
Fire up the Glue Factory. This one’s over!
ideally the final margin is 4-16 points
hey guys, maybe we think about establishing the run?
The Colts better come back, because this “I haven’t seen a Reich come back like this since 1939” joke isn’t gonna make itself.
#BeerHallPutsch
I haven’t seen a Reich fall to encroaching hordes of migratory tribes since 396 CE
Dennis Miller alt confirmed
Hey Cha-Cha, keep it to yourself eh? Like Fred Noonan and the whereabouts of Amelia Earhart.
If I wanted to see a bunch of happy fat asses I would have gone to Golden Corral.
skinny folk ain’t going out in this cold
They built one here about 6 months ago and my experiences with them out east were nightmare inducing. Shockingly disease-free with a new building, but they must’ve been backing those motherfuckers into the place in dump trucks. Exponentially higher average BMI than the rest of that region.
‘Corral’ is the most truthful thing about that franchise.
Stupid question from following the game on mobile, how did Kc not get a first down from the indy penalty
dead ball after change of possession