They (people) are saying as of the morning time that the snow’s a’falling and will taper off during the afternoon. WHO WILL THIS FAVOR? HOW? WHY? I MUST KNOW! WILL THERE BE SLUSH? WILL SOMEONE THAT DOES’NT USUALLY WEAR GLOVES BE WEARING GLOVES?
Sorry for the rampant capitalization folks-I was just preparing you for the most important screeching queries the pre-gamers will be filling air-time with. That said, ‘snow football’ is a precious treat that doesn’t come along nearly as often as it should. Anyone remember that game where no one could see the sideline or the yard markers? I do, sorta. I recall that there were two teams involved and that one of them beat the other. God, memories… [sighs]
TO THE GAME!
Young Horsies/Old Native Americans:
As far as injuries are concerned wr Sammy Watkins is expected to parka up but safety Malik Hooker (on the hook to help tamp down the influence of Tyreek) is questionable.
The delightful A. Schefter has pointed out-as have many others-that the Colts have won as many playoff tilts at Arrowhead as have the Chiefs themselves. So there might be something to my theory that the stadium was built on an old Indian’s* Pet Cemetery Scorned Woman Wrongfully-Executed Man Burial Ground. Subscribe to my blog if you want to learn more.
I am a bit concerned that if one combines the above with Andy Reid’s playoff adventures/negative clock juju, the Chiefs might have too much going against them. The Colts have scored TD’s on their first two drives in each of their last two games but then tend to settle into the running game and let the D do the lifting the rest of the game. You and I [winks] both know that a two-score lead is nothing to a fella that tossed 50 six-pointers this past regular season. The Colts OC Nick Sirianni (why is this guy not more prominently mentioned these days?) says that his #1 job is to put up points today and he’ll most likely have to do a 40-spot ’cause them KC’ers average 35 overall.
Is the laundry folded? Okay, now you can watch the game.
*forgive the outdated nomenclature but damnit, I needed it in order to make the joke work
Year of the doink
Like Cris, I am also amazed that the no-huddle offense fires up an offense, since the defense can’t get the packages they want on the field, and are also playing prevent in the last two minutes of the first half, for some Reidian reason.
OMG!!!!!!!!
lol Chiefs are gonna drop this shit for sure
Well, when you ingest as much protein as Andy you’ve gotta drop it sooner or later.
Excuse me, you want snowballs? Have a whole stadium filled with holiday drunks and people who long gave away their season tickets to various degenerate friends. Oh, and also have a 12 inch blizzard earlier in the week, and you get December 23, 1995. (Go to 6:34 if you want a deliciously offensive comment from the newsman)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4dKmh-IxJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqiGWd0-0Os
TWO first downs!
andy reid was just mad the snowballs were delaying his halftime rib buffet
Wal-Mart using all its stolen wages for that licensing
now featuring SLAVES!
Insurmountable lead?
What does Flint’s water supply have to do with this?
Not with Reid prominently involved.
Uh, this is Andy Reid we’re talking about. Infinity wouldn’t be enough.
Reporter: “Mr. Parcells, which wr route do you hate the most?”
Parcells: ……
Reporter: “Mr. Parcells???”
Parcells: “IT’S THE SLANT ROUTE! ARE YOU HAPPY?”
Reporter: “No, Mr. Parcells, I’m not happy at all.”
Parcells: “That’s too bad Tojo. REMEMBER THE USS ARIZONA!”
Now, I’m only ever going to hear Cotton Hill whenever I see Parcells speak.
Well, it’s probably been about as long since Parcells has seen his own shins.
Andy Reid was telling the crowd to “hit ’em in the head. IN THE HEAD!”
Chiefs peaking like Andy’s blood sugar levels
The Colts managed to be the world’s most overrated underdogs
huzzah for horse tranqs!
loolllll that ref ate so much shit
Ref is down!
LOL DED REF
Andy asking if they can throw a hotdog.
Just like my prom, the Chiefs could really use more Khunt down here at the goal line.
Goddamn that was a fine defensive play
it’s just fucking snowballs
“CORRECT” – Last 4 generations of Philly fans
It could be a iceball.
it’s cute how Hobo Reich is using his timeouts
Just wait until he uses his third one; that’s a killer.
I’m watching at a bar with the sound off. Why was Andy so mad?
Chocolate fountain shut off.
The halftime buffet only has pulled pork.
Found out that the “all you can eat” coupon only referred to soup and salad.
Andy Reid furious to discover fans were throwing snowballs and not Snowballs.
bahahahaha!
Coincidentally, I am having ribs for dinner.
Good thing it’s not Philly or they’d be hearing about this for 45 fucking years.
Message by Duracell
andy reid not happy those were snowballs and not scoops of ice cream
“YOU DON’T LIVE IN PHILADELPHIA, YOU LIVE IN KANSAS CITY!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJMa20xXykI
Hurrah for football in the snow!
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aKx3bzj_460sv.mp4
As a child in CLT, we always played football all day when we got our “once every 3-4 years” appreciable snowfall
In my elementary school days, we’d pretend it was the Grey Cup when we played football in the snow during recess. The diving for the ball increased significantly in the snow.
oh yeah. I had plastic goalposts, kicking was a blast, too
As the smallest one in my grade, I got trucked once when I was in 8th grade near the brick wall behind me. Fortunately not INTO the brick wall behind me, so all I got was a bloody nose.
kelce getting that “let’s not cover jason witten” treatment
Helen Keller?
Why did Helen Keller’s dog kill itself?
You would too if your name was BXMSNCSJBZXFR
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she could moan with the other.
Adam Vinateri has been a kicker since 1996. His first NFL game was Jimmy Johnson’s first in Miami.
ded ankle
yeah, I feel less good about next week now
Sammy Watkins, remembered the stickum.
Alright, Southwest, board this flight so I can watch the Chefs on my phone
Why would you cover Travis Kelce when you could just let him run over the middle unopposed?
Usually Travis does the covering…
Right now an assistant coach is really regretting saying “We gotta get the ball back to our offense!”
Bud Light: Now with ingredients!
Beer – it’s made with stuff!
I noticed “TASTE” wasn’t on the Ingredient List.
I’ll bet water is.
Unlike Bachelor Chow!
I had this game on the radio and the announcer described the field as ‘moist’, and I thought “well, it’s a good thing that the Chargers aren’t playing there this week, because Rivers would have knocked it up.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YQuyV1iNmM#t=17s
A special teams collapse would be newish for Reidan playoff failure, right?
true, but not for kc playoff failure
Paradigm shift!
“I thought they were just regular teams, but with Mayo mixed in. How hard could it be?”
Can you call time out and challenge your own punt at the same time?
Pascal really putting the pressure on the Chefs with that one.
Banner nominee.
this is why we hedge bet
this is why we hedge bet
this is why we hedge bet
this is why we hedge bet
this is why we hedge bet
POINTS for HORSES!!!!!!
blocked punttt
So it begins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3-aAx4SOn0
oh merde
Wow. 2nd Half is coming in early this game.
[smiles]
That’s my Chiefs.
Here comes the pain
PLOT TWIST! Blocked!