It’s Conference Championship Weekend, folks.
There will be bad calls. There will be delays for video reviews. And you will be pissed off. And maybe a little drunk.
Well….maybe more than a little.
When the smoke clears, the Rams and Chiefs will still be standing.
I think….but don’t quote me on that.
Pat and Tyreek gon’ have ‘demselves a ring in a few weeks. Trust me.
(don’t trust me)
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Conference Championship Sunday
As I’ve mentioned before, I’ve always preferred Conference Championship Sunday to Superb Owl Sunday. The reasons are simple.
- Two games.
- Better games.
- No 8 hour pre-game shows.
- No hour long halftime shows.
- No non-football fans fucking things up with their stupid ass parties.
It really is that simple.
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Other Sports On Your Tee Vee Box To Make You Feel Like A Champion 2Nite
NHL
No national broadcasts in the lower 48. COME ON GARY YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!
Oh no, I forgot, you’re not. Check your locals, and good luck Canadia.
NBA
- San Antonio @ Minnesota – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Golden State @ LAC – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA Hoops
- (19)Maryland @ thee Ohio State – 6:30pmEST – TV: FS1
- Ohio U @ Toledo – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Northwestern @ Rutgers – 7:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
- Saint Joe’s @ Saint Louis – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- E. Michigan @ (16)Buffalo – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Xavier @ (22)Villanova – 8:30pmEST – TV: FS1
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And Then There Were Four
Enjoy…
NFC Championship
Rams @ Saints (-3.5) – 3:05pm Sunday January 20 – FOX
Yowza!!!! RAMMIT!!!!! just took on a whole new meaning.
Take the Rams and the points here.
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AFC Championship
Patriots @ Chiefs (-3.0) – 6:40pm Sunday January 20 – CBS
I’d feast on that like Andy Reid out back at the KFC dumpster.
Take the Chiefs, give the points in this one.
**Disclaimer: DO NOT take tWBS’ betting advice. You will lose more often than not.
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Trophies Will Be Taken
When I first saw that backdrop, I thought it said “Turbolaxative”. Which doesn’t seem fun whatsoever. Maybe even a little painful.
Meh.
Yeah, I know, you were expecting “We Are The Champions”. But I zagged when you though I was gonna zig.
Have a great weekend, everyone. Pace yourselves.
Love ya’s.
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lol how is this 15 years old already. Jesus Christ. Just kill me now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mVPyfJv_v0
Matthew Tkachkuk: just as big a piece of shit as expected.
OK, I’ll give this a try, as requested.
Note the clever front license:
Woah! Nice cars!
Gracias….
@Viva La Tabula Raza: I salute you, you crazy Texan.
GOTDANG!
VLAD THE IMPALA
I stole that from an out of state Impala owner, not proud, but ALL Impalas should be named Vlad. Also, get to weed out the uneducated. “Who’s Vlad? Putin?”
Edit: To clarify, stole the name, not the license plate…
Nice. Neighbor just bought a cherry ’67 Camaro.
Imma steal it eventually.
BEAUTIFUL!
I imagine the sound of those.
The Vette is pretty mellow, has mild camshaft, stock exhaust manifolds and mufflers. Impala has radical cam, headers and big flow mufflers, sounds like a fucking Harley Davidson on steroids.
Spicy Meatballs on Marco.
No way that thing has enough torque.
Not everybody is rough as you are.
I HAVE SEEN LOVE ACTUALLY IN IT’S ENTIRETY
i turn it off when Coach Gaines gets told off by the skinny English guy. Movie is all fantasy.
You mean Sling Blade?
My condolences.
It was tough but I did it. Now, if anyone expresses an opinion about this movie (one way or another) I can respond from an educated standpoint: I have also seen it
SAS Ball!
Sassy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv_zJrO_ptk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6VjNmyv_i4
Basketball!!!!
kind of psyched to see cousins get some minutes on this warriors squad….
i hope he falls and breaks Durant’s ankle
Is this in West Virginia?
LMA owns the Wolfs. Can we cut to punkass Garrett crying?
found a funny:
*JOB INTERVIEW*
INTERVIEWER: So under “Qualifications” you put “Steppin’ on that white, turning 5 bricks to 10.”
ME: Whoopsie, that should be under “Skills.”
So the little ten year old boy just jumped through security at the England Airport so he could tell a ten year old girl he loves her.
In a real country like America that little motherfucker would have been shot twenty times in the back.
You gotta remember that he’s white.
Yeah, they only do that to black boys here. Although if the girl was black they would have beat the shit out of her for good measure.
Actually she is!
She’s lucky it was the UK.
‘MURKA!
KAT needs to leave and Join the Spurs.
They say there’s only one basketball in play at a time but…
I would like to see her play basketball.
lots of palming the ball on the other team.
Three pointer….
something something backdoor pass something somthing
That extra season of Parks and Rec was good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQW95t0m_Ls
Kurt Vile has a good vibe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mbh43HgT4U
jamin
No Sabado footbaw? HELLO winter depression wave!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-KRhxYaVXE
Holy shit. This Fyre Festival doc on Netflix is beyond insane. Worth the time for the water story alone.
Just one question, literally everyone involved, from the mastermind to the organizers to the “influencers” (I get the douchechills just typing that word) to the attendees, they’re all the first ones up against the wall when the class war starts, right?
See also “disruptor” and/or “thought leader”
pretty much!
Right after before the Gluten Free people
Fun fact! I have two degrees of separation with thae guy. Apparently the ex-almost-Senorita Weaselo went with the guy to his prom.
I’m thinking nazis, but you have different priorities I guess.
They’re in a class of their own.
Not all the attendees. Some of them are just dumb kids who saved up all year for that and they got fucked. Same with all of these dumb festivals. I should add that I assumed so too but I was corrected by my brother, who has been most of these things and took a job going to Fyre Festival. However, he got stuck in Miami and ended up just taking photos of the models he took with him there. A lot of people knew from the beginning that it was going to be a disaster, but that was the appeal to him (so long as he didn’t have to pay to go there) to cover it like he was HST or something.
Anyway, most of the attendees suck. But there has to be a vetting process. Everyone else, though, I’d also accept them being buried alive in a mass grave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
The Barrett-Jackson car auction on MotorTrend channel has a show description of “Sports, Auto, Series.” So I guess I AM watching sports tonight.
classic Camero or Mustang?
Me? 1964 Corvette Roadster and 1965 Impala Super Sport. Camaros and Mustangs and Chevelles are like belly buttons. Corvettes are pretty much that way too, which is why I am selling mine (after 42 years, the thrill is gone).
Post a photo!
Can I do that from my computer? I hate posting shit on photobucket to link to.
postimg is relatively painless and usually works
I’ll check it out. if I can manage it I’ll post some pix upthread.
I see Ben Shapiro has dumbfucked his way back into the nightly conversations, but at least it means everyone gets to test out their new material.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
I saw that video. At least they gave him a high-chair to sit on so he could see over that table.
Finally saw Unbreakable just in time for Split to be pulled from every streaming service. I love how having instant access to tens of thousands of films somehow still ends with me having to track down and pay for the one thing I want to watch a la carte.
This movie just shifted to Milwaukee Wisconsin, although it’s like a space alien’s conception of Milwaukee Wisconsin based on very limited information.
everyone thin instead of just the homeless?
A New York cabbie took the English dweeb from the Milwaukee “airport” (which was clearly the exterior of a hotel) and took him to the Playboy mansion disguised as a “bar.” He ordered a “Budweiser.”
yeah, that don’t seem right
I’m so happy you’re watching this.
Before today I had only heard the title of this movie but knew nothing else about it. I have received an education thanks to you, Balls.
Nets erase 21 point deficit. Win. Are on a 16-5 run and above .500 for the first time this year.
fucking a! You know you deserve 80% of the credit, right?
/other 20% for that dude who draws on his shoes
I have slowly gotten my office and my dad to admit they’re legit. I realize most of you are out of market and most don’t give a rat’s ass about the NBA, but if you have the YES Network or know a guy with League Pass, give them a watch. They’re rolling, but I swear to God they’re entertaining either way. The ball keeps moving, they play with energy. I’m not going to be a “play the right way” dork but they are a legitimately fun team to watch.
And yes, they’ll probably get bodied by a better team in the playoffs. Fine. Whatever. Sometimes you do get out talented. But so long as you accept that they will not win it all and embrace the futility, they are a lot of fun to watch, as corny as that sounds.
I actually DO get YES, but I wonder if the live games is blacked out (el beisbol are). Have found myself looking for the scores, though.
Will be interesting how they re-integrate the injured star now that the side has learned to play without him.
I think it’ll be a good problem to have. Might stumble for a few games, but they’ll need the extra talent if they’re thinking playoffs.
I end up seeing them on and thinking “Wait, this isn’t Homegrown.”
/As opposed to the LI Nets version of Homegrown that now exists?
I liked it better when it was The Angry Dream
Whoever decided to put the Flames and the Oilers in the same province must not have been thinking with their loonies, eh?
It must be a cool feeling to set fire to a 100′ gusher of crude oil blowing right out of the ground and then just walk away.
How is that gif so ugly?
HAI!!!
Is “Garnet Hathaway”:
1. Anne Hathaway’s poorly chosen sex tape pseudonym?
2. The evil fiance in the fantasy novelization of Love Actually?
3. An actual NHL player currently playing for the Flames?
I’ll take #1 please. Preferably from behind.
Get over it.
I saw that name yesterday and thought it was a character in a John Cheever story.
It can be all three.
h
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Nicole Kidman used to be incredible.
It’s a stylish elephant!
Oh Deer.
I was hoping; you came through.
Ya can’t blame him.
So I read that review of Love Actually by Balls and you know what? I had to rent it. I had to see it after reading those descriptions. I’m watching it right now! I’ve made it through the whole “5 Weeks To Christmas” segment and I literally hate every single person in this movie. I even hate the extras.
You should be hating yourself right about now.
Please tell me you have alcohol.
Not yet! But I’m thinking of doing a bong hit to see how weird it gets. No, I’m afraid to do a bong hit.
Hey, it’s 6:15 PM! Let’s break out the booze!
Nine episodes into “Young Justice: Outsiders” and I refuse to believe it is from the same company that made the DC Movies. Its unthinkable how different the quality between the two is.
That’s what I respect about you. Some are discrete when they have a Date With Rosie Palms.
You go and advertise it to the world.
-A-thon means everybody, get with the program.
When did Peter North get here?
errrrrr….I mean who is Peter North??????
Snowmageddon tolls for us all.
Best Coast!
Having enough money for food after paying rent is nice though
I’m missing the snow, but I’ll be getting the cold. The temperature forecast on Sunday Night/Monday Morning throughout the week is/was like a auction.
“I got 5°. Five degrees. Do I have three? Do I have…. Three! 3°. Do I have… 1°! Do I have zero. Zero. Zero. Zer… 0°! Do I have more? Do I have… Negative 3! Three below zero. Minus thr…. -5°! Five below. Do I have seven? Seven bel…. -7°! Do I have double digits? Do I have negative ten degrees?…”
I heard 20s now though.
They are calling for it to be -11 F here Sunday night
KAT as soft as Melo. You can wipe your ass with Melo, he’s so soft.
Wiggins is a weirdo. He’s from Canada and all that
Rammit vs Chefs Superb Owl is too cool to happen.
I’m pretty sure I’m not allowed to be that happy.
I’m thinking one of them will make it but not the other. The world is too sinful to get that.
yeah, methinks likely KC/NO, both homefield advantages are pretty strong
Go Spurs Go
I haven’t been following much so far this season, I forgot that Bellinelli had returned to the fold. That kinda makes me feel good, reminder of more prosperous times.
Remember!
when a problem comes along
YOU MUST RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
before the cream sits out too long
YOU MUST RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
Just RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
Huh. I always thought your whole RRRRAAAMMMIIITT thing was referencing Frank Zappa “Broken Hearts are for Assholes.” Learn something new everyday.
that’s fucking awesome, dude!
Last 1:15 showcases the quoted lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it_R8BXkfGQ
Zappa is very under appreciated.
Not by me!
had I been born 10 years earlier, I would have eaten this shit up!
Not a reason not to.