Good morning all, are you excited for today? It is a marathon not a sprint but how are you getting ready? What are you doing today? Going to a party? Participating in our open thread? Day drinking?
I have been up awhile now and have made my bets for the day;
Over the 1:44 on the anthem, Aretha going to go long to unite the nation and keep peeps mind off Kaep’s kneeling.
More than 3.5 field goals, boys can kick
over 44.5 yards longest field goal, easy.
Under 56.5, run, run, run. I am nervous about this one but then I can cheer for low scoring.
James White to have 2 touchdowns. 9-1, too good not to take a 20 dollar flyer on.
As for libations, I started with Baileys and coffee and will move on to breakfast wine, then beer, then probably bourbon and red wine. I do not work tomorrow which is of much importance.
Before the game we have Foxy Footy v Man U, then Man City v Arsenal. Those are quite good matchups to kill time before the real drinking starts. After that there is 3 Ice Footbaw games because Bettman knows to get the hell out of the way of the Shield.
What will you be cooking, drinking, doing getting ready to hopefully see the meteor hit Megatron’s butthole?
To all of those who stay on the sidelines or lurk enter your information today as the powers that be will be approving them this morning. Except you pesky Russians.
New tread up
am so glad Romo replaced Phil Simms in the booth.
Say what now?
Apparently there are groups of Saints fans protesting outside the Super Bowl and it’s more important than ever that the Rams win it all now
This is starting to get serious.
Off to a party this year, but just wanted to wish all you DFO’ers a good day. Except for the Pats fans among you — may you enjoy good drinks and snacks but a miserable game.
GO RAMS! OR METEOR!
This guy gets it.
Turns out I won’t be watching alone after all. Work colleague, also a Masshole, invited me to come over to his place to help run interference on his visiting in-laws, who apparently hate the Patriots as much as most of the commentariat here. He sent this as an example of the kind of grief he’s getting even before the game:
I begged off, but invoked reciprocity in the event he wanted to pull the ripcord, and he has accepted. So, I’ll at least be watching with a fellow P*ts fan.
G.O.A.T. FUCKER! 😀
Perna!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B45R8EDWg9Y
more salsa and chips!
Me when there is food left from some lunch deal at work…… or so the meme would go.
I just made myself a meat/cheese/bread/nut platter, and opened some wine to go with it. Way too lazy to go out for the game, will be watching Futurama reruns until then.
retrospective from Urinating Tree:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcolwgLvFeI
lol NFL already made a claim on the video
I’m off to the bar here in New England. Excited to see what happens!!!! Last year, I walked back home after the game in the rain. This year, rain doesn’t seem to be in the forecast for my walk back home. Weird.
Found a funny:
[in a normal speaking voice from top row of football stadium] Good luck today guys
There’s, um, there’s more than one bar in New England.
Agree.
Atwater was a hammer.
That’s coming from a Raiders fan and watching that guy kill week after week.
it hurt just watching him blow fuckers up
Tatums hit on Earl Campbell was HUGE
Atwaters hit on Okoye was HUGE too
agreed re both. Tatum absolutely killed on the footy pitch. I liked watching him too, despite the uniform! 😀
He was a real……… back breaker.
The only person who didn’t feel that comment was Daryl Stingley.
Lotta hate for Donks (and AFC West), but Atwater was a fucking stud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvPxzQBIafo
He had the ball skills, speed, range, and smarts to be able to play in today’s game. He was a team leader on a superb owl team, etc., etc. so no Peter King never considered him.
yeah, it was underrated just how rangy he was. Remarkable player.
Ty Fucking Law got in HoF over Atwater? A motherfucking above-average system CB? What was he best known for, other than holding every play??
Why does this surprise you? I’m surprised two Donks got in.
It doesn’t surprise me, just makes me mad.
Like when the P*ts get crowned again in like 6 hours.
I can’t get angry since it was pretty inevitable. He influenced (by their own admission) the games other safeties already in.
The NFL HoF voting is a fucking joke.
the non-evil twin just brought me a #BFIB 2011 World Series Champions pennant from her thrifting. Hopefully this brings the mighty RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! men good fortune.
No wait, the evil twin’s scar should be on the left side!
indeed, the wait for pill #3 is getting unbearable
lol they’re doing a Joe Namath tribute with “Not Throwing Away My Shot” playing in the background.
No inbreeding there.
I have no idea why this popped to mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i97OkCXwotE
Cuz it fucking kills?
/imagines the Beavis reaction
mmmm situ
ational awareness
I take great pains to avoid having Trump on my TV. Fuck you, CBS.
Anyone else think this Turkish Airlines ad focus seems weird?
as a Lurker, you knew to bring angel dust for the whole clubhouse…RIGHT?
The part where the journalist got murdered for exposing the fake coup against Erdogan? No, that part seemed totally normal.
“It is reprehensible to us that the Saudi royals would have a journalist murdered in broad daylight. You have to do that shit at night smdh”
There used to be big Turkish Airlines billboards around LAX featuring Kobe Bryant. They stopped using him after he admitted to a reporter that he had never been to Turkey.
well, y wud he? Plenty of womens to butt-rape rite hear in teh US-of-A!
Never know when you’re gonna get an American to defect. Turkey becomes relatively more sane by comparison every day.
wear every Day is Thanksgiving ,, ppl forget that
Will never forget the day Esiason dared Marino to beat his ass on live TV. That fucking stare at the end should be followed with Boomer thanking him for saving his life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu8q3363qTk
Got sucked into some pre game…take homes:
Edelman gave me the douche chills getting on the bus……ehhh
Gronks frat guy thing is still a thing
Gronk’s favorite type of chips are definitely lead. I don’t think CTE can account for all of it.
Phil Simms and Boomer Esiason on TV at the same time and the singularity has begun
Come on Ref, let them Play!
Puppy Bowl Refs are so strict.
Time to drink.
Anybody actually watching the pregame?
nope, I’mma read until 6:30, they is limits to Hippo’s masochism
Reminder that there is a Halftime Heat this year, so you don’t have to sit through the scheduled shitshow.
Oddly, it looks like WWE has already started the livestream of the network like 5 hours early?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8lRhDcsdSQ
Okay, time to switch to the pregame and find out which country artist respects flags the most
Laura Ingraham throwing up a heil salute would be like the 4th stupidest thing she does on any given day
True dat. She gets paid great money for those three things too.
I’m pretty sure that’s a wig. This guy is a billionaire.
God, how I hate this whiny, ass-kisser Scotsman who always announces the Barca y Real matches
I like the sign ASS 3:16.
and the LAWD said upon to the ppls, u can NEVAR go ass 2 mouth ,, smh
Off topic, but all kinds of shit be goin’ DOWN, Donna ain’t give a shit, Donna will enjoy herself.
Understated part of the Attitude Era was every fan trying to ruin every live experience for every other fan with the largest signs they could. Also, the “Shawn is a God” sign 3 signs away from the “Shawn is a fag” sign gives you an idea of the discourse.
The noise is probably with it too.
Saw this on twitter today
The difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes is that the jokes will get old.
Laughed my way right into the economy class in Hell.
I like it so you are obviously in the wrong.
say wut u want about Amy, she ain’t no quitter!!
http://www.fashion-pictures.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1968-1-ne-0002.jpg