Top of the evenin’ to ye. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Well, there’s only one topic tonight – the NCAA Brackets. Feel free to discuss who got screwed versus who didn’t deserve to get in down in the comments.
If we do have another Bracket tournament this year, please remember to join it. The one we had last year was spectacular because of all the upsets, leading to a close finish for first place. In the haze of a year gone by, I forget how things turned out…
Tonight’s sports:
- AAF:
- Birmingham at San Diego – 8:00PM | NFLN
- NHL:
- Canucks at Stars – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Flyers at Penguins – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Oilers at Vegas – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet Prairies
- NBA:
- Timberwolves at Rockets – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- NCAA:
- NCAA Basketball Championship Selection Show – 6:00PM | CBS / TSN
- MLS Soccer:
- FC Cincinnati vs. Portland Timbers – 5:00PM | FS1
- Toronto FC vs. New England – 7:30PM | TSN4
In conclusion,
Editor’s Note: There IS a DFO pool!! It’s in the ESPN Bracket Challenge, our group name is DFO Bracket Insanity and the password is DFO.
Get in, get active, then let’s get drunk!
I..
I kissed a girl.
Tonight.
We’re not related or anything.
Are you going to put out?
If she’s polite.
There goes another $500….
Did anybody drink enough to see a leprechaun??????
That joke was sizist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9emI0vokU4
Ugh. Matt Christman is posting idiots’ Boondock Saints back tattoos.
Also, this.
Verity Equity? Is that a tattoo in the movie?
The Parkey Challenge
Oops
TFW you definitely didn’t fuck your cat
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
He fucked the cat.
But he felt real bad afterwards
I don’t know who that guy is, but he’s definitely a cat fucker
Why’d he fuck the cat?
No idea. Looks like some edgy social media comedian type. Probably put his dick next to the cat for a bit and it just slipped in. Whomst among us hasn’t done an accidental bestiality?
Oh, my dude. I thought it was just a Weird Twitter-style joke, not a genuine apology twitter thread. Or it’s an even longer, meta bit. In that case, it better stick the landing because it’s not good so far.
My only regret is learning who that guy is.
That explains the deep scratches and the trip to the ER.
Solid Saint Patrick’s Day gathering. Eldest right and son in law stocked the pond for Dad.
There were 2 lovely ladies in attendance, one who has been here before for the Superb Owl year before last and the other who is statuesque with perfect facial structure and a penchant towards ADD.
I like the first one.
Give me one more homemade meal and let me do some work!
I gots this.
I’m waiting for the dough to finish rising before I enjoy some [DFO] pizza.
That’s not the only thing that will be rising…
That’s a double in any ballpark.
To no one in particular, but I forgot about it during the egg boy thing yesterday.
Gentlemen, I’m fighting off a man-cold. I’m also dealing with apartment neighbor bullshit and have a work presentation to write tonight. In conclusion, I have no idea what’s happening with March Madness but have submitted a terrible bracket.
Go Anteaters!
a pine cone would listen better
IRL Amazon. She should’ve played Wonder Woman.
Coots absolutely embarrassed the golden boy on that goal. Sidney Crosby retire bitch
On a more serious note, that was his 69th point on the season.
Nice.
Headache seems to be subsiding.
opiates? They help me about 55% of the time
You missed typed “155%.”
how long you been enjoying teh opiates??
Too much to drink or not enough? I forget how it works with you.
Too much time in the car and not enough eating.
So she’s a necrophiliac?
Only if the insurance policy pays.
FUCKING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOCKEY STILL GOOD
Straight out of their asses. Unbelievable.
Flyers-Pens is wonky as fuck, man
Carter Hart is really really good
Seriously; fuck that light.
It knows what it did.
It needed to go; it was hanging below the level of the door tops.
@Hippo, you still around?
I’m trying to recreate the file and send it to the commish, but once again my ‘puter/interwebz are being a dick.
Also, I might be doing it wrong again I suppose.
holy cats, I just discovered I have 3 Bob’s Burgers in the DVR! Tis a Smarch miracle
Woah, they tied it. I can’t believe it.
YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I miss Wayne Simmonds for these kinds of games
the Def Poetry Jam? Yeah, dat was fresh
I’m with Ward on this one.
June was pretty hard on the Beaver, though.
isn’t it GOOD to be hard on the beaver? That’s not usually why I have to apologize and swear this has NEVAR happened before
AAF footbaw!!!
Is Boltman in a fancy sailor suit now? STOMP STOMP CLAP, AND TWIRL, BIG FINISH, JAZZ HANDS.
feeeeeeeeeck, Pens score on their 230th shot on goal
are the Ice Stillers out of the playoffs too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFN3l2NuoE0
/and by “fly” he mean “make a tinkle on you, ok?”
If you’re lucky.
ppl forget that!
WOO! I has first DFO Challenge completed bracket submitted.
America: “I don’t think there is a more corrupt president than Nixon.”
Satan’s Anus: “Hold my beer.”
Nixon wasn’t even the worst of them when he got taken down. Every time I hear people call any recent president the best or worst of all time, I think “Man, there were presidents between Lincoln and Nixon you should definitely read up on.”
Andrew Jackson got elected because he won a battle in a war that was already over!
He got elected because JQ Adams and Henry Clay made a deal to give Adams the Presidency in 1824. Plus his wife died in the 1828 election so was personal for him. Just image if Hillary was 10 years younger and 2016 was her first loss.
If he wasn’t so pro-duels and pro-slavery, people would be trying to get him promoted to the $10 and not bumped from the $20.
you should definitely read up on
Like anybody is going to do that……
“What’s their Insta or Twitter? I’ll just follow them that way.”
Of all the people who would quote Trump…
Harding, Buchanan, McKinley and Grant (not the person – his administration). And that’s without thinking about it.
There should be a monument in Washington dedicated entirely to Harding. Just a perpetually burning garbage pile.
…but…but he returned us to normalcy. Normalcy!
Thus the burning garbage pile.
The DC Metro isn’t going to let you steal its thunder.
I spent a summer riding the DC Metro. It was so clean, I walked into the Chicago subway expecting the same thing.
I got as far as the bottom the steps, and then I ran up and called a cab.
Clean: yes.
Flammable: also yes.
https://ismetroonfire.com/
I played in the D.C. Metro tunnels when they were building it.
Ford pardoning Nixon just made it so that the President really is above the law. But Reagan had more administration officials convicted than anyone else. So there’s that.
Warren G Harding was almost as corrupt as the current motherfucker.
I only say almost because Harding didn’t have the internet.
Harding had the best quote ever about the corruption in his cabinet. Asked how he handled his political enemies Harding responded: “I can handle my enemies; it’s my friends, my goddamn friends!”
Congratulations to the Philadelphia Flyers on reaching double digit shots on goal 13 minutes into the second.
That’s right. NKU’s also in the tourney. Go Norse!
Everything coming up Redshirt.
Bengals sign anyone?
Eifert. And they chose a journeyman corner instead of their 1st Round pick.
(takes out revolver, opens, spins and closes cylinder, pulls trigger)
/ click
(shrugs and puts revolver away)
Season 2 of Barry starts in TWO WEEKS!!
Holy fuck. Breaking Bad ended 6 years ago.
FUCK
I am totally invested in boxing right now. The death rattle of the Lakers made the transition much easier.
I think my favorite two sports right now are boxing and major sports league offseasons.
wait, there is still boxing after Tyson hung ’em up??
I haven’t really watched boxing regularly since the twilight of the heavyweight division ~2001. The whole thing became a joke as soon as Klitschko became the dominant force.
The heavyweights are still sort of crap except the Tyson Fury fight recently. The lower weight classes are where it’s at. Canelo, GGG, Crawford, Spence Jr., Lomachenko…
There’s a kid named Shakur Stevenson fighting at featherweight currently who looks like he could be an actual star in a couple years.
I’d just be happy living in a world where the best boxers in the world aren’t just despicable human beings at some point.
Really?
[Eyes start twinkling like freshly polished Aluminum]
Oh, boxing.
Oh so none of you think Bauxite is sexy?
Not really into boxing. I respect the athletes that do it, but I’m not really into watching people try intentionally to hurt each other for real.
Same for MMA.
That’s how I feel about The Bachelor.
I tell my kids I would watch if only as each contestant who is eliminated…is then shot in the head. And then the “winning couple” crowned at the end/live finale? Is then shot in the head.
Oh yeah!
Carter Hart ?
found a funny:
[Rehab]
Hey everyone, I’m addicted to the Hokey Pokey
but really hoping to turn my self around.
*single tear*
That’s what its all about.
Philly scores, ruled interference. Philly challenges, wins challenge. Pittsburgh challenges offsides. Wins challenge. Both challenges burned. The Aristocrats!
That was glorious. I’m glad I was here to watch it live.
refs fucked up at least twice on a scoring play. Love the hockey.
They’re trying to get into playoff shape.
Cool!
Filled out my bracket. I have Virginia as the champs.
In this timeline? Duke all day, everyday.
What he said.
Tebow, Tebow!, Tebow!!!
Prototype automatic circumcision machine.
What Is Goal in Pittsburgh
And offsides!
They’re doing the hockey!
I’ve never seen an overturn, reviewed for another reason, overturn before.
30 minutes until I can cheer myself up with The Case Against Adnan Syed
/i meen, it shud b obvs ,, he don’t even deny beeing a Moooooslim
I asked him if he did it and he Syed “no” so that’s good enough for me.
I read that as the case against Adrian Zmed.
“Look at my hair. Don’t touch, just look. Oh yeah.”
“Gentlemen, prepare your boners.”
“Irish” Michael Conlan fighting at MSG on the Plus right now. His entrance walk was the most Irish thing I’ve ever seen. It was like Apollo Creed’s entrance in Rocky IV, but Irish. Actually sort of inspiring.
If he dies, he dies.
“There twasn’t an ounce of quit in the lad! Services shall be held tomorrow at the cemetery.”
My head is absolutely killing me. The only person who could possibly understand how I feel is Stedman Bailey.
I have about 10 migraines a month, of varying severity. This is just on the list of various damned good reasons to eat lead.
The PA teams on some bullshit. Endless end-to-end play and all of 13 shots on goal