We got a big one going tonight, so let’s get started. We’ll start off with the lesser important stuff.
NCAA Tournament Action: It’s the Flacco Eight! Winners move to the Wrongly-Named Four.
West Regional Final: #1 Gonzaga vs. #3 Texas Tech (6:09 Eastern, TBS)
South Regional Final: #1 Virginia vs. #3 Purdue (8:49 Eastern, TBS)
Didn’t the Flacco Eight use to be on CBS? What’s going to be on instead? (Probably an episode of Young Sheldon, because.)
Other Sports
Women’s NCAA Tournament: Chi**** Regional Semifinal, #2 Stanford vs. #11 Missouri State (6:00, ESPN2)
UFC: People fighting on ESPN, don’t ask me who (started already)
Boxing: Other people fighting on ESPN, still don’t ask me who (10:00, ESPN)
NBA: Raptors @ Bulls (8:00, TSN)
MLB: Giants @ Padres (8:40, FS1)
Okay, unimportant stuff over. Tonight a championship is fought over. But let’s go to the results to see what will square off. Your Penultimate Four results!
1BL. “Aaron Hernandez (neck) out indefinitely” beats 2G. “‘…the calming effect Tony[ ]Dungy had on the high-strung quarterback.’—If only he had that calming effect on his high strung son.” 32-13
4S. “I see they’re honoring Joe Paterno’s 50th anniversary of the first game he coached. To start the game, they will have 40 years worth of moments of silence.” beats 13BO. “I haven’t seen a group of Saudis go down in flames like this since 9/11” 26-19
And now it is time for the championship.
Yes, we actually did get “Sweet Victory.” Now, CHOOSE YOUR CHAMPION!
Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.You have until 10:59:59 PM DFO time TOMORROW, March 31st, because that’s 23:59:59 here on the East Coast. So it’s still March when it ends. When you next hear from me, we’ll know the winner and the authors of each banner quote.
HOLY SHIT!
Holy motherfucking shitball banananacakes
What the actual fuck
Purdue oversold that no-call foul more than Shawn Michaels oversold for Hogan at Summerslam.
I know right!
Another number one bites the dust.
Sorry, meant to post later.
Okay that was horseshit.
No good, didn’t call bank.
Purdue flopping like they think they’ll get calls like they’re dike
Some fuckery is exactly what this game was missing
I thought that was the correct call. No way a shove could have that much force
HE’S NOT YOUR GUY, PURDUE!
Crazy fucking game.
Someone let twbs know I’m checking flights right now.
If i buy a non refundable ticket, will it counteract the jinx
I’m going to need pictures of this by the way. Unless they’re just of his ass, I’ll pass on that.
Oh dear
I’m not saying Gene Keady was overrated, I’m just saying my schools racist basketball coach at least went to the final four. Just sayin
“YES! HE’S BURIED ANOTHER!”
– John Wayne Gacy’s disturbingly amoral neighbor
“Kyle Guy” sounds like someone got bored halfway through creating a player in Madden.
There is a disturbing lack of “Send it in Jerome.”
This Purdue guy Carsen is so good Dean Spanos is about to move into his house.
LMFAO
…
It’s all fun and games until the black guy with blonde hair comes into the game.
You watching US Mens Soccer with Gyassi Zardes?
Or the State Pen rec league where Wesley Snipes is locked up?
“Wait…EVERY fucking April???”
I feel like 90% of conversations I’ve heard about larry bird are old white people trying to convince me he was better than michael jordan
I haven’t seen college threes get jacked with this frequency since Brett Favre was a freshman at Southern Miss!
I’m a fan of this comment.
Well, rothisberger didn’t leave after his junior year at miami?
Those goddamn threes
-Me at the bar every Friday night after getting rejected
Oh come on….you’ve never hit on less than a four.
Probably.
Buh bye Purdue.
Tried to tell ya.
You jinx this and I will personally travel to your place of residence and give you a thumbs down joaquin phoenix style
There’s a Harelip joke there.
Youre gonna wish it was a joke if i end deciding i wanna strangle your ass. ?
Ummmm…sorry?
And my ass is more than willing.
I’ll even shave it in advance.
As I’ve always said, defense wins championships.
Agreed, but they jacking some threes right now.
http://gfycat.com/HeavenlyPastIsabellineshrike
Gal damn it gfycat
Padres new pitcher Nick Margevcizkjhsvxops is looking pretty good so far tonight.
I can’t look at her and not think of what might be the most blatant fanservice in all of cinema
I mean, 90% of all films with shots like this you’re gonna have some clue beforehand. This one? Ehh..
Say it with me Mar-gav-a- sheiss.
Marc Rzepcynski challenges him to a duel.
I am higher than Mary Lincoln.
Other than that, how did she like the play?
Some hot Canadian on Canadian action going on up in ‘toba, Montreal up on Winnipeg 2-1.
R.I.P. UVa
You think you have no life?
I just entertained myself by chasing my dog with his own food bowl. That little wuss needs to toughen up
Welp, Purdue is right back on its bullshit
UVa will wear them down. No worries.
This doesn’t appear to be happening yet.
Don’t get my fucking hopes up
Are they plying them with drinks?
-Bettors during the UMBC game
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/entertainment/celebrity/shane-rimmer-actor-in-thunderbirds-and-james-bond-movies-dies-at-89/ar-BBVqe6x
R.I.P. Mr. Rimmer, A RL name that is made for Bond.
Except wouldn’t that be a Ms. Rimmer?
Pussy Galore needed someone to…………… back her up.
https://www.commercialappeal.com/story/sports/aaf-football/2019/03/30/johnny-manziel-aaf-memphis-express-orlando-apollos/3319821002/
How could they tell?
I tried to tell ya’s TT would make the Final Four and to bet accordingly.
A 50% shot.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alex-jones-deposition-infowars-host-says-he-had-form-of-psychosis-when-spreading-sandy-hook-conspiracies/
So I can claim psychosis should I have the opportunity to beat the piss out of him?
I will help. My shovel has two great uses.
I will provide an alibi. You guys were cucking my wife whilst I jerked it in a nearby closet.
You KNOW they will believe that one. I have some toll booth receipts that will help.
If Tech holds on here that’ll add one more year to my unbroken streak of not needing to know where Gonzaga is actually located.
Tech? Try rebooting.
Left to my own devices for dinner so…
Order in? Get a sandwich or a pizza?
Nah.
Seared New York strip steak and a baked potato with a pan sauce made from pure Irish butter, shallot, garlic and dijon mustard. Paired with a 2016 Sonoma Valley pinot noir.
Watching that steak sizzle in the smoking hot cast iron was boner inducing!
What did ya’ll have?
GOD DAMN!
I had some peanuts an hour ago. CHECK and MATE.
Evenin internet friends. That play just now by Guns Up was fucking ridiculous.
Come on, you “Guns Up!” dickheads. The Big 12 (minus two) needs this. That, and Gonzaga can fall off a cliff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBQZnHv74dQ
Basketball Foul The Movie II: This Time It’s Technical
Woot woot
So I went to Fort Totten in Queens for the Iron Throne there that I posted about a couple days ago, and even though it’s open 7-7, it was 5:00 and it said “event is full, come back tomorrow at 7.”
So that’s not gonna happen.
I haven’t seen Reds descend on a Hachimura like this since the Russo-Japanese War.
“I found the pole, not sure what’s wrong with you guys.”
-Amundsen
Poll fixed and open!
Is there a poll?
I usually ask “Is there a pole” when I’m invited to a bar.
Missing a pole.
The Caitlyn Jenner Retrospective.