What’s up, kids? It’s your friendly neighborhood Balls of Steel here filling in for BeerGuyRob, who has been called away on duty.
(Read: Taking care of business down at WineWife Country if you know what I mean and I think you do.)
Anyhoo, I just want to point out that Tiger Woods can DIAF. If I could, I would hire Carl Spackler to give him the Judge Smails treatment:
One cut hamstring is all it would take. Does anyone know any Waffle House waitresses that I can hire to take care of this?
Seriously, Tiger Woods is the all-time worst. He’s:
– an asshole
– a cheater
– got horrible taste in skanks
– as black as I am
– undeserving of all the praise he gets.
If you think for one minute that the white establishment that runs golf loves Tiger, you don’t know your institutionalized racism.
He’s the perfect Token
That Zoeller guy that made a comment about watermelon at the Masters wasn’t kidding. That’s what they really think of him.
Think English people and Indians at the start of the last century. I just read an article on the 100th anniversary of the massacre at Amritsar and read that the English didn’t think the Indians could govern themselves for 500 years!!
There are some choice paragraphs in there about how essentially the English thought the Indians were subhuman. It’s delightful reading for a Sunday…
Anyway, where was I?
Oh yeah, FUCK TIGER WOODS.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL: all Game 3s
- Lightning at Blue Jackets – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet360
- Jets at Blues – 7:30PM | CNBC / CBC
- Sharks at Golden Knights – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Pistons at Bucks – 7:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- Jazz at Rockets – 9:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Mets at Braves – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- MLS Soccer:
- Sporting KC vs. New York Red Bulls – 7:00PM | FS1
- Seattle vs. Toronto FC – 10:00PM | TSN2
This is delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TzKFMzIVf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ken_x6wezc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy46iOwWQiE
Kristin Cavallari says Jay Cutler unclogged her milk ducts by “sucking harder than he’s ever sucked”
Challenge….Accepted.
Hehehehe
I just watched the Susperia remake last night and this was pretty much what the plot was
I know it sounds horrible, but trust me….
Peanut Butter topped with yellow mustard is a good sandwich.
Peanut butter and pickle too
The iditarod has really changed.
Suck it again, San Jose.
Nailed It!
God bless Jonah Ryan
“. . . the African Nation…”
“African-AMERICAN Nation”
“…the African Nation of Niger”
“Jesus Christ, your’e standing right next to him”
Quin Snyder is the best Dick Tracy villain ever.
We’re not gonna take this see!
We’re not gonna stand for this see!
Look at those jars. They’re exactly the same! Both were made at the same giant peanut factory!
Also, on both labels: WARNING CONTAINS PEANUTS
One has a red top, one has a yellow top.
Also, Sandy Koufax is distracting me.
Who’s the dead guy?
Sandy Koufax isn’t dead
His left or my left?
Sandy’s right
Yeah he’s always right.
Dammit, now I’m just more confused.
Sandy’s a leftie
Is it just me or are they just not calling offsides in this game?
I only watch for the fights, so I have no idea.
THEY CALLED ONE!!!!!!
I once went to a hockey game and a NASCAR race broke out
I STILL haven’t seen the goddamn puck crossing the goal line on San Jose’s goal; and I’ve seen the replay twenty times.
LOL…
Kathryn Tappen….DAT ASS!!!!!
Hiya boys! How’s the action? I done good today. We ran a smooth brunch, just what the doctor ordered. Then I came home, gave my wife a much needed break and danced around with the baby till he was chilled out, and THEN made yeah right’s corn & green chili chowder. It’s fucking amazing, REALLY amazing.
Really thought “gave my wife a much needed” was going to be followed by a different word/phrase.
We think so much alike…
So did she
Thanks man. It’s a really solid recipe and I’m glad you liked it.
Sweet, heat smoky savory. All the notes.
Keep dancing.
https://youtu.be/J-CUJxIQkpA
Haha. Suck it San Jose.
Not so fast.
But yes, they can eat shit.
Neither side is defending well. This game ought to be like 6-4 already.
The rest should be interesting.
LOL…. “Please welcome to the ice…Darnell….”
Yeah I’m out.
Fuck “all-natural” peanut butter. It’s more like peanut soup. I tried the Whole Foods 365 Peanut Butter and that shit would just separate into oil and peanut mush and never mix properly. If I stored it upside down it would all be stuck to the lid.
Let’s compare WF365 with Kroger brand Honey Creamy Peanut Spread (2 TBSP serving each):
WF365: 200 calories, Total Carbs: 7g, Sugars: 1g
Kroger: 190 calories, Total Carbs:10g, Sugars: 7g
WF365 ingredients: Dry roasted peanuts, salt
Kroger ingredients: Peanuts, sugar, fully hydrogenated vegetable oil, more sugar, honey
VERDICT: WF365 Peanut Butter is basically pre-chewed dry roasted peanuts. Kroger Brand Creamy Roasted Peanut Spread is a product, a medley, a work of art. While I was writing this I ate the whole jar with a spoon. Winner!
The Contestants:
So Big Corn got to you too, eh?
Big Rapeseed
The only good one is JIF Natural which means it’s almost certainly not natural
You still got Krogers?
They shut ’em all down here.
Kroger owns half the grocery chains in America
Yep, I know. But here they either shut ’em all down or got bought out.
In Arizona, Fry’s was my local store. Also owned by Kroger.
stay back he has blue eyes!!!!
– K. Kardashian
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At least Winnipeg is finally figuring it out.
Still not moving back.
Sup
My blood pressure?
Deep breathing and blocking people on your phone should help
I was actually considering resuming drinking heavily.
Bad Idea?
Right now? Yes it’s a bad idea.
Great idea actually. Do it.
Take a quick break from GoT to laugh at the Lightning
In the books, Columbus’ play was much better foreshadowed smh
yoooo jon snow be riding a dragon…..
Nah, he already fucked Dany last season… 😉
Tampa deserves to lose for not using my suggestion “Vasilevctomy” every time they pull their goalie.
Found a funny:
Leak the Mueller Report during Game of Thrones you cowards
Now watch, when Columbus gets the empty netter, TB will put the goalie back in net.
Which makes no fucking sense.
I guess it was Big Titty Day down at the local Ralphs this afternoon. Young ones, old ones, and just sort of middle-aged ones: they were up high, stuck out, wrapped tight, and on display.
what part of L.A.?
That was the El Segundo Ralphs, where all the movie stars and Boeing employees shop.
/has HS girls’ beach volleyball photos from El Segundo
//as god is my witness I thought they were college girls
///still has not deleted the photos
That’s my Ralph’s.
That’s the Sunday Gravy Ralphs!
I would not want to have to be the one to drop the puck on a faceoff.
Good way to lose a finger.
Watching that Bronn scene with my buddy, his wife and their sixteen year old boy. I’m about to piss myself laughing at the look on their faces.
“That fookin’ family.”
“you want a whore, buy one. You want a queen, earn her.”
sly glance
I’ll be going radio silent soon for Game of Thrones but just chiming in to say that next week’s Sunday Gravy is going to be the balls.
DAMN that was delicious.
(Please be metaphorical balls. please be metaphorical balls. please be metaphorical balls)
– Me
LMFAO
Sometimes the bullfighter wins, and sometimes the bull wins.
I hear that HBO Go is crashing endlessly. The one time where living with a crazy person who actually pays for cable pays off.
“what do dragons eat anyway?”
Anything they want.
“Whatever they want.”
Great minds.
Danny: Ginger Cunts
What’s up with Tampa Bay? Did they just play the Coyotes all year or what?
In about six minutes they’re gonna pull the goalie, then this will get worse for them.
Their ten fans must be really worried now.
@Mr.Ayo….I cannot find the photo I mentioned. It is either on a different hard drive I’ve replaced, or I’m just too stupid to remember where it is.
But it is a certain someone getting dressed into a green dress with white polka dots….from almost three years ago. It’s not an untoward photo. Quite the contrary actually. It’s a nice photo. And also our last happy day together.
I’ll keep looking.
No worries.
Callahan is a loose cannon out there, dammit, Cooper wants to take his stick and gloves away but he’s the best damn cop they’ve got and he knows it.
But can she make the throw to first while her helmet is falling off?
She actually looks like she could.
Oh yeah she is turning 2 and then spitting her chaw out.
Dope ass iron throne intro