Your Easter Sunday Dinner Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

Not to cast aspersions on Sunday Gravy, but WineWife stuffs the finest turkey this side of the Rocky Mountains. The projected menu for the evening will include:

  • Turkey + stuffing  
  • Yams & potatoes
  • Firecracker green beans
  • Asparagus & prosciutto
  • some form of salad
  • Lemon Cheesecake (homemade)
  • Chocolate mousse

Depending upon the whims of the brother-in-law, there may also be a ham. I will be allowing the good scotch to be poured, so I expect to be solidly pickled & tryptophan’d by aboot 7:00PM PT.

I hope your day went anywhere near as well.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Sharks at Vegas – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Raptors at Magic – 7:00PM | TNT
    • Trail Blazers at Thunder – 9:30PM | TNT
  • MLB:
    • Braves at Indians – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
  • MLS Soccer:
    • Los Angeles FC vs. Seattle Sounders – 7:00PM | FS1

YUM!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Spoiler
I didn’t realize DFO turned into GoT spoilers on Sunday nights. That’s what people you hate on Facebook are for.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

All social media is people you hate. Just hate less than everyone else.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

At least he’ll never be asked to do chores as a quadriplegic

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

There’s an ITV series starring Jeremy Fucking Piven as the eponymous Mr. Selfridge. The world is shit.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’m still laughing at that reply to Tommy Chong posting on r/Roastme yesterday:

“What’s it like playing hacky sack with your balls?”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, at least I can go masturbate until it Hertls now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
herodotus450

[Puts innocent short-handed shot on net]: Don’t worry, it’ll only Hertl-ittle.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Vegas going to go back to back with the Cinderella playoff run and crippling moment of playoff failure that creates an eternal culture of post-season failure.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

They go down when the smart money tells them to go down.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Wise Money

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
herodotus450

It’s Hertls all the way down

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He’s Butthertls

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Shots were 59-29. Typical Vegas to double down and go bust.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Show me where it Hertls.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shorthanded fucking goal? Are you shitting me??????

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

MAF gonna MAF

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That must Hertl for the Knights.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Oh, my nuts.