Not to cast aspersions on Sunday Gravy, but WineWife stuffs the finest turkey this side of the Rocky Mountains. The projected menu for the evening will include:
- Turkey + stuffing
- Yams & potatoes
- Firecracker green beans
- Asparagus & prosciutto
- some form of salad
- Lemon Cheesecake (homemade)
- Chocolate mousse
Depending upon the whims of the brother-in-law, there may also be a ham. I will be allowing the good scotch to be poured, so I expect to be solidly pickled & tryptophan’d by aboot 7:00PM PT.
I hope your day went anywhere near as well.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Sharks at Vegas – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Raptors at Magic – 7:00PM | TNT
- Trail Blazers at Thunder – 9:30PM | TNT
- MLB:
- Braves at Indians – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- MLS Soccer:
- Los Angeles FC vs. Seattle Sounders – 7:00PM | FS1
YUM!
The last season of Veep should have just been wall-to-wall Jonah
Like a suicide bomber…. or….
Nothing makes a stand up mixer seem like a reasonable purchase than mixing cheesecake by hand. Gonna go take out a second mortgage to get me a kitchenaid before I blow out my forearms.
Apparently, line changes aren’t as easy as they look.
I played (read: was awful at) ice hockey for four years. They really aren’t. That said, while I could shoot, forecheck, and stick handle (phrasing), I absolutely was beyond horrible at skating.
Protip: ice skating in ice hockey is important
Ohai Arya
https://giant.gfycat.com/DentalPowerlessHalcyon.mp4
I heard someone I think start to cheer. And this is why I’m going to see it in public when it’s easier and cheaper to just sit at home alone.
Nice shot on the wrong end.
(phrasing)
MOAR EXTRA HOCKEY!!!!!
Not fair for San Jose that Gustav Nyquist has to skate twice as fast as Vegas in order to recreate their original path to be able to chase them.
/Just some sampling theory humour for ya’ll
Jon Snow giving all short men hope
That won’t last
i see Dragon Glass dildo pegging is trending, nice
Lady Lyanna Mormont Just dunks on everyone, always.
Everyone is gonna die next episode. All the characters, all the viewers. ESPECIALLY the viewers.
Hooray!
Here come the welps (left side)
Almost made it through Easter without the N word. Allllllllmost.
Just like Jesus would have done
I didn’t know Mel Gibson was your uncle.
So I need to spend 3 hours offline every Sunday now? Dammit.
Islanders lose Nassau coliseum advantage AND are now waiting FAR too fucking long for round 2. Bet against.
I’d like to kill the creep who broke the freakin’ mirror.
Goddamn, Tormund
Jeremy Roenick on television. Why?
Arya catching some Dick before she dies. good on her!
“Wow that was Amazing.”
*Jaqen H’ghar removes his Arya mask*
Gendry mask
Best part of every big try hard RPG is when all teh characters get together for one last hurrah before rushing off to die. I hope this episode ends with “There’s no coming back once you leave. Are you sure you’re ready?”
OVERTIME HOCKEY!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQRSyhLKue8
I love free hockey
Fuck Kevin McHale.
If it’s all the same to you, I’d prefer to not do that.
20 minutes to pickling time, how you holding up?
Mmm…unwanted brine…
ppl forget that overtime in Vegas is exactly what they want, that’s why they have all the bright lights and constant music in the arena and no windows or clocks smh
Nothing like a fireplace to bring people together!
Tormund just with an endless amount of shots to shoot
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
— Wayne Gretzky
Nice! A low key kickback in front of the fire!
Just a kicker man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRrBlLeZENU&ab_channel=FrankReynolds%28BestofItsAlwaysSunnyinPhiladelphia%29
Come on Vegas, you can do this.
More importantly, San Jose cannot do this.
San Jose skipped school the day they read the book “Champions Don’t Wear Teal.” smh
I’ve got a glass seat again tomorrow night for Caps/Canes btw. I love knowing people in charge of stuff. LOL
Caps better not fuck it up this time.
You going to rock a Rod Langway jersey in enemy territory?
Theon just digging through his closets for his favorite red shirt
Fuck yeah. More ginger creeper meme fodder
Bran knows whats up
“the big woman still here?”
THESE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS, I CALL QUINT ON THE ORCA BECAUSE THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL THESE SHARKS, BUT THEY MAY NEED A BIGGER BOAT.
sansa and theon getting together!!!! yea!!!!
Greyworm and Missandei found a way. I’m sure they’d share tips.
They keep leaning into this incest story line, and they’ll snag that pornhub endorsement in no time
“men do stupid things for women. they’re easily manipulated.”
Three of the four Karlssons’s in the league are playing in this SG-Vegas matchup. WEIRD.
The fantasy RPG nerd in me is way too excited for the dragon glass weapon forging content
Might even need some scales
LEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!
Odds of survival are 32.3%, repeating of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWcd-PBsMlg
Dumbshit Jon Snow already did that once during the battle of the bastards.
Martin Jones and Jordan Binnington sound main characters of a British “comedy” show on PBS about class struggles, not NHL goalies.
OK and their hunchback slapstick sidekick is Barclay Goodrow
/Actual name of a hockeyd player in this game
HERE WE GO FOLKS. IT’S MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON TIME
[ears perk up]
– Rex Grossman
“We’re working overtime now!”
-Manager, Morning After Pill production line #1
“OVER MY DEAD BODY!”
— Phillip Rivers
Game of Thrones starting soon. Hopefully I can find a stream of it like last week.
Found a Funny:
A guy hands me a lit doobie at a party. I panic and pretend to play it like a tiny trumpet.
I love the word “doobie”.
Doobies, boobies, rubies…they’re all good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f09mU7uSdfA
Are you up for whatever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVWtq-_VYk8
/reading The Whiskey King biography by Trevor Cole
If you look at the pics that are placed 2/3’s of the way thru the book you’ll become aware of two MAJOR plot points that amount to spoilers. Good work, Harper’s.
What is, something I never say after attending the symphony?
So I finished making that laundry tree. It came out great. Now I’m literally excited about doing the next load of laundry so I can try it out.
Now you just need a blue dress with a stain on it…
[puts on wife’s blue dress and starts eating chocolate ice cream]
Sucker, I just bought one that was put together by 8-year-old Asian kids and saved a bunch of time.
Yes, but my time is worthless, so it’s better for me to save the money.
Interesting. I have my laundry done by 8-year-old Asian kids, presumably of their own free will, at Orchids of Asia Cleaners.
If the Sharks fans don’t say “That’s gotta Hertl” after Tomas Hertl checks someone they don’t deserve to be a franchise anymore.
Do you really want to Hertl me?
I had a great workout at the gym today, I really pumped some iron.
When I got home I accidentally tore my whole front door off.
Later I’m gonna go down to the police station and pick a fistfight.
“You wouldn’t act so tough without that vest on.”
I would advise against masturbating right now Brick.
I don’t care if a few liberties were taken with the story, Blackkklansman is fucking awesome.
I liked it. A bit sermon-y for my taste, but great.
NBC stream started late and just cut to rugby in the middle of hte game. I haven’t seen a cock up like this since Heidi
Wait…which version of Heidi?
The dude looks like a young blond Robin Williams.
Feck. I forgot I threw out my springform pan and the store is way over there. *points across the street* That’s it. Cheesecake is canceled.
“Cheesecake cancelled? HOW DARE YOU! YOU’VE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY THIS DAY, PAL!!1!!!”
-A Reid, with Shaq and Charles Barkley nodding angrily behind him
[pounds fist into palm angrily in agreement]
– Kelvin Benjamin
Is that what they’re calling it these days…
The kids call it pegging I am informed.
found a cool:
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/apr/18/superhuman-sport-cold-war-mind-power-men-on-magic-carpets-ed-hawkins-extract