This week’s edition is especially designed for my good friend BallsofSteelandFury .
Even though he didn’t ask for this by specific request, he’s getting it anyway.
He’s earned it.
Sort of….
But this week is all about ‘dat ass.
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Sports Which Will Make You Feel Like An Ass 2Nite
(that might mean two things)
NHL
- San Jose @ St. Louis (game 4, SJ up 2-1) – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
NBA
- Toronto @ Milwaukee (game 2, Tor up 1-0) – 8:30pmEDT – TV: TNT
MLB
Nada as far as national broadcasts. Check your locals.
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…And I Cannot Lie
Enjoy….
Merry Christmas, indeed.
Ooooof.
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
And don’t forget….
Two asses are better than one.
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Greetings from Gaylord National Harbor Resort and Conference Center. Time to Yinzer and DFO this place up.
Now there’s a haircut you can set your watch to.
Was that really her in Glow? Or one of those CGI face transplant tricks like Cersei Lannister?
The best episode of the entire series.
So here’s a perfectly good image of a rotary engine cutaway in which two strange ads have been foisted upon me:
All I know about lithium is that it’s used in some lubricants, some refrigeration systems, and some anti-depressants. Is that what they mean when they ask “are you prepared for a good thing” because you’re potentially depressed, and can’t handle success? Or is it a reference to the apocalypse, when only the good and righteous are saved? Lithium is a good investment because it is so scarce it can only be found in endless surface plains and scooped up with a front-loader.
Then I apparently have (1) chat request from some chick who’s presenting her ass like a house cat. How does she chat, through coded farts? Sorry sweetie, I’m too busy farting out a novel to chat right now. Maybe next week.
Here’s the awesome gif:
Oh, I thought you were talking about the Dorito chip rotary.
I just figured it out. What you posted is called a radial engine. A rotary engine is the Wankel engine from Mazda.
Nerd
*adjusts glasses*
Cite your sources, sir!
Holy shit I called a radial engine a rotary engine
/single gunshot
Haha! Missed me!
Mental health issues are ultimately about
What
a
succulent
ass.
I am doing everything in my power to battle success in spite of that asshole wanting to foist money and power and women onto me. Fucker.
THOSE BIG FAKE TITS DIDN’T BUDGE
‘MERICAN ENGINURIN”!!!
Any now for what you’ve all been waiting for! Hardcore nudity!
Wow tan lines. Wow.
Only a little bit of Yanet
There is no more offensive group in all of baseball than the Nats bullpen.
Fuck yes.
They score a lot of runs…… for the other side.
And we’re thankful.
I meant to mention this earlier, but just in case there was any question about which side the federal courts are always on.
https://deadspin.com/the-nfl-concussion-settlement-just-keeps-getting-worse-1834651117
“I have a sudden urge to bet on camel racing.”
-Hippo
found a funny:
ALEX TREBEK: this accidental discovery in 1928 opened the door to modern antibiotics
ME: *spraying a mouthful of popcorn* WHAT IS A DOORKNOB
Shit. I gotta finish packing now.
— Rocco Siffredi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01mtDpE3dcc