Tonight, for the hockey game meal, it’s pulled pork. I had to fight through the “honeydo” list earlier today, so I’ve earned me some quality meats.
I started it in the slow cooker for about 4 hours, and then transfer that bad boy to the grill. Keeping the temperature about 250° for about 8 hours total should afford me a juicy sammich when it comes time to sauce & tear that bad boy apart. Broccoli slaw will be the accompaniment of choice; it’s a firmer crunch than regular coleslaw, and I pass way less gas when I avoid the cabbage.
Joining me for that meal will be a nice, sharp Pilsner.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Game 3 – Bruins at Blues – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Rockies – 9:00PM | Sportsnet1
- MLB on FOX – 7:00PM – check your local listings!
- Angels at Mariners
- Red Sox at Yankees
- Cubs at Cardinals
- NCAA:
- NCAA Baseball Tournament:
- Regionals – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / ESPNU
- Regionals – 10:00PM | ESPNU
- NCAA Baseball Tournament:
- NHRA Drag Racing:
- Saturday Nitro Chicago – 7:00PM | FS1
- Fisticuffs:
- PBC Fight Night:
- Alexander-Redkach (welterweights) – 8:00PM | FS1
- PBC Fight Night:
- Futbol:
- CFL Pre-Season:
- Tiger-Cats vs. Redblacks – 7:00PM | TSN
- MLS Soccer:
- Columbus vs. NYCFC – 7:30PM | TSN2
- Portland vs. Los Angeles FC – 10:30PM | ESPN2 / TSN
- AFL:
- St. Kilda vs. Port Adelaide – 12:00AM | TSN2
- CFL Pre-Season:
If I survive the meat coma, I look forward to reading your comments Sunday about the Raps – Dubs. Good hate for both sides.
Fuck happened to the blues tonight?
I’ve never liked their defenseman depth and they insist on playing old ass Jay Bouwmeester a lot of minutes. Whether that’s due to Vince Dunn being hurt is one thing, but he is their main penalty killer and Boston has just sliced them open this series on the power play. 4 goals in 2:06 worth of power play time tonight.
Look at the toi of their dmen in this series. Parayko, Pietrangelo and Bouwmeester are the only ones above 20 minutes even adjusting for special teams.
She’s cute.
Was it her taco tho?
He just grabbed her taco and split. How rude.
.
She was so goddamned great on Serenity.
and a tricky little devil.
Not sure what that even means; need another beer.
That’s the name of her favorite sex toy.
If you weren’t up in the middle of the night like BallsofSteel and I were, do yourself a favoUr and watch The Cure live in Sydney Disintegration.
YES! It was awesome!
Michael Lemmons @Stryc9Fuego May 31
Here’s Exxon’s contribution to “pride”.
#BPapproves
Oh hey, Anthony Joshua lost. Well that’s unexpected.
Should be the middle finger.
Terribly sorry; didn’t get enough on Sexy Friday.
It wasn’t Freckle Friday.
Don’t be fickle.
The Baltimore Orioles lost today by a score of 8-2.
Tomorrow, the march to 50 wins continues, however.
Hmm. For some reason I have a weird sense of isolation or something. It’s nice out and there’s a parade, but eh, who cares.
Unsurprised: Artist’s Conception….
Made the round trip to Vegas today. Home inspector could not get in the electrical box (locked; agent didn’t answer call).
Can I just expect them to pay the $100 mob for the inspector to return trip?
Nope! Claim it in writing. Least he / she must do is apologize. Adjust your being a dick depending on his / her insincerity.
Lady in distress! To the battle stations!
Half time adjustment!
Jordan Binnington or as I like to call him “Cam Ward Lite”
Now watch, STL will put their goalie back in now.
Why?
And it didn’t do them much fucking good.
I hate Boston, but that was a very lovely one timer.
Credit where it’s due.
I like the new Bat Signal.
She seems nice. And would probably eat all the bugs at my window.
Well the good news is the Gritsawx are back down to .500? YOU’RE WELCOME AMERICA.
Now if the Yankers could just die a slow, season long, painful death, we’d be set.
All the players did… it didn’t do the trick.
DAMN IT!
Victoria’s CTEcret
NICE!
Southwest Airlines supplemental services.
Why does Southwest Airlines send me an email telling me to check in for my flight, then tell me I can’t check in until 24 hours before my flight. That seems kinda stupid, yes?
At least it’s not Spirit?
That’s disturbing.
Eager to join you legal stoners starting next year.
4 hours of prep work in the kitchen but I did manage to cook dinner for tonight.
Now it’s one of my favorite pinot noirs and a big old CBD gummy.
Current mode set to “chill.”
– Andy Reid, circa 7 a.m.
We’ve replaced Jordan Binnington with Roman Turek before game 3 of the playoffs. Let’s see if anyone notices
Feels like the next score in this game is more likely to make it 5-0 than 4-1.
The next score in this game is as inconsequential as the next score on pornhub.
Let’s not be pasty. Errrrr….I mean hasty.
OK, I might have just decided to get pasty.
Now would be a great time for the Blues to give that familiar looking old timer Blcott Bltevens on their bench a lot of minutes.
YUGE BREAKING NEWS:
Neymar has been accused of rape, according to Brazilian police documents
“Your honor, I just thought she was saying ‘Neymar,’ over and over. I didn’t know she was Scottish.”
I mean it’s not like my ticket to hell isn’t already punched, so I’ll go ahead and laugh at this.
That should be a banner. It won’t be, but it should.
See? This is why they should have withheld the “interim” title this game.
Then next game they could have dropped that shit on his worthless head.
I haven’t seen a Bostonian score so casually since Ben Affleck got drunk at a bar near the UCLA campus.
A bold move by the Blues in this game, trying to get Boston to score all their goals in this game so they won’t have any left for the rest of the series.
Boston is really beginning to piss me off.
And this hockey games sucks too.
St. Louis must have gotten into RTD’s Rice Krispie treats pre-game.
found a funny:
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins
My day has just sucked
This feels like it’s going to get ugly.
Brouins up 2-0 early
And now 3-0. Welp, so much for watching a fun game.
Oh shit, NXT Takeover is on. Come see your favorite stars before they get a pay raise and their pro wrestling dreams crushed.
/Still doesn’t get why Vince shits on WWE creations that aren’t his.
O fucks about lord stanley. Love y’all been drinkin since 9am
I haerd for the next CBA the nhl is just gonna switch to basketball for the finals, mostly so the owners can save money on air conditioning.
Gary Bettman still hasn’t figured out why the NHL doesn’t get better ratings than the NBA even though they have more nets.
Gary Bettman is an international disgrace.
So I made rice krispy treats with my cannabis oil. I have absolutely no idea what the dosage is going to be. I think a single square should be a single dose, but I will find out maybe tomorrow.
Flash forward to August 2, 2019:
LOL, I wish I was there to watch this. RTD might not wake up until tuesday.
I have absolutely zero interest in overdoing it. I’d rather underdo it and feel nothing. I actually am going to the Hollywood Bowl on Monday so maybe I should wait until then.
Who’s at the Bowl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg
Dead and Company.
Nice.
Enjoy the questionable ride. About hour 1 you will know How you go mate
Oh I mean I will try it tomorrow. I already had some drugs today.
I’ve spent most of the day painting trim.
No, that’s unfortunately not a euphemism.
Jesus fucking christ how many anthems are they going to have?
Why do you hate America?
Think how many commercials they could have aired though!
Haha, he drags this shitty team to the Stanley Cup Finals and they still insist on publicly addressing him as “interim”.
Even though it’s true, you don’t have to say it!
I just found out Sheffield United is going to be in the EPL for the first time in 12 years. I guess because they had a good FA and League Cup run a few years ago, it seems like it hasn’t been as long. Getting that Saudi money 6 years ago finally paid off
Grilled marinated chicken breast filets, cheesy cauliflower casserole, and southern-style greens (collards, turnip greens, and kale cooked in homemade chicken stock and a ham hock) tonight. There will be poop.
I’ve been in the kitchen for the last 4 hours both cooking dinner tonight and massive prep work for Sunday Gravy.
One of my recipes called for vegetable stock so of course I made it from scratch.
My hockey game meal is speck.
Let’s see if Rtd is on to something here.
We’re going to have italian sausage and cabbage and onions and peppers and bacon and…
My dream mayors bet for this series: If St Louis wins, Boston has to disband the Patriots; if the Bruins win, St. Louis forever ceases production of provel cheese.