NFL Notes:
- Gerald McCoy is taking it personally that the Bucs gave his #93 to Ndamukong Suh.
- “Them giving the number away, that’s their prerogative, but the respect they showed. It would be different if it was a guy who signed four or five years. This is a one-year deal.”
- He further added, “It was a sign of respect. I’m one of the best players to ever play in the organization… It kinda shows the respect and how they feel about me.”
- “Them giving the number away, that’s their prerogative, but the respect they showed. It would be different if it was a guy who signed four or five years. This is a one-year deal.”
- Byron Leftwich is Bruce Arians’ point-man in what nfl.com calls the “Jameis Winston Reclamation Project”.
- The biggest reclamation project launched in Florida since the Everglades Forever Act of 1994, Leftwich was brought in to be the Offensive Coordinator by Arians because of his experience and their history together.
- Leftwich was a QB under Arians in Pittsburgh, and got to know him well because BIG BEN OWN COACH!
- When Leftwich retired, Arians got him to go to Arizona & work on his coaching staff.
- Leftwich was a QB under Arians in Pittsburgh, and got to know him well because BIG BEN OWN COACH!
- The main goal is to start Winston over from scratch with the new offence Arians wants to introduce to Tampa.
- Because it appears to be the last chance before the “Bust” label is applied and he’s replaced by a journeyman white QB.
- The biggest reclamation project launched in Florida since the Everglades Forever Act of 1994, Leftwich was brought in to be the Offensive Coordinator by Arians because of his experience and their history together.
- NBC, the NFL & Carrie Underwood are being sued for copyright infringement over the atrocious intro song for “Sunday Night Football”.
- A songwriting team from SoCal is suing over similarities to their song “Game On” which they put on the internet two years ago, and allegedly pitched to Underwood’s management in 2017.
- Hopefully, the best-case scenario is that these parasites don’t get paid and NBC opts for a different, less-shitty intro.
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL:
- Roughriders at Redblacks – 7:30PM | TSN / ESPN+
- don’t forget to check out The Maestro’s award-adjacent “CFL Beat” before the game for all your betting & game information.
- Roughriders at Redblacks – 7:30PM | TSN / ESPN+
- Fútbol:
- Copa América Brasil 2019:
- Uruguay vs. Japón – 6:30PM | TELMUN
- CONCACAF Gold Cup Soccer 2019:
- Nicaragua vs. Haiti – 7:00PM | FS1
- Costa Rica vs. Bermuda – 9:30PM | FS1
- Copa América Brasil 2019:
- Béisbol:
- MLB:
- Angels at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- College World Series: (elimination game)
- Game 10: Louisville vs. Mississippi State – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- The winner gets Vanderbilt & their whistling fan on Friday night.
- Game 10: Louisville vs. Mississippi State – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- MLB:
- NBA:
- Draft – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2 / Sportsnet1
That’s it for me this week. Seamus has you tomorrow night, and I’m away on more personal business until Tuesday.
Have a good one.
I just drove thru the drive thru. Several cops gave me the eye. They’re out in force tonight. Fortunately tonight I am sober. So far.
But got home and pulled my cheeseburger out of the bag. Then dropped it on the floor. Dammit.
Fuck it, I’m eating it anyway.
Also, while I was out at the drive thru, turns out the Orioles are no longer winning.
It’s that time of night again where I feel like a total piece of shit. I just wrote out two pages of the same bullshit ideas for this meeting tomorrow.
I’m also freezing my balls off. Fuck Portland.
It’s cold?
Over 100 here daily. Just a nusance anymore.
Man, you people with trees and weather are living life. Beach people too but fuck you for being so spoiled.
New ballgame!
Which bullpen is going to blow it more?
Stay tuned!
OOHHHH YEAAAHHHH
Buddy is a tech jerkoff:
Got rid of Chrome entirely, I’m a convert to Firefox both desktop and mobile. I’m on a privacy binge lately so I use DuckDuckGo as my search engine and Proton Mail as my mail client. Nord VPN is okay, I can tolerate it, if any of you have recommendations on that front I’m all ears.
Backblaze is dope for a Cloud hard drive storage in my humble opinion. I bought my desktop almost three years ago and the thing is a tank. 1TB of storage and even with Matlab abs some other storage clogging shit it’s going strong.
This also bears repeating: fuck LastPass in the face. I only paid for it because that was the only way you got mobile and then they fucked up my account and their service is nonexistent. They’ve gone to shit since LogMeIn bought them. It was a damn good manager but they fucked up royally and I’m too stubborn to go back (one of you recommended 1password and I thank you but I went with BitWarden instead).
EDIT: if you don’t have a password manager please get one ASAP. I’m trying to convert my parents (to minimal avail) but people in their late 50s – early 60s are the ones who need it most.
I understood maybe 20% of these words. But your way of living is clearly superior for when the toaster ovens go sentient and try to murder us all.
Though not the most popular*, Buddy is one of the true enigmas of the [DFO] Universe.
*Most Popular (below)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=Rk_sAHh9s08
Wow I agree with so many of your points here.
I sometimes look at the RAM usage of Chrome on Mac OS X and it’s huge. I often wonder if it’s due to an Apple vs Google pissing contest. I use Safari (Mac) but I use Firefox to download YouTube videos.
LastPass is indeed shit on the support end, and every new version of Safari that comes out a LastPass gets dumber, and I have a paid account. I keep a notebook by my desk with all my log-ins and passwords (written with vintage 1960s mechanical pencils and IBM Electrographic 1.1mm leads) and that is always reliable, and often quicker.
I have Nord VPN but I’ll be honest I really don’t know what it does (is immediately hacked by North Koreans who want to know the secrets about radial piston engines)
Bitwarden wasn’t my first choice for a new manager but the mobile version was free and that sold me. The free version does what I need it to do and I’ll probably drop the $10 tomorrow for the premium version.
Chrome was way to virus prone when I used it.
DuckDuckGo lets me surf for superhero lesbian domination gifs in privacy.
Exactly. I don’t need Silicon Valley knowing my scat porn habits
The desktop version of Brave has a private mode with Tor integration, which is great so long as you don’t mind the entire U.S. intelligence community knowing what you’re doing.
Also look into the Epic web browser.
I don’t know why I stay with Chrome even though it sucks so much. I think it just sucks exactly the way I want it to aside from consuming stupid amounts of RAM and energy. Also because I’m an idiot.
I am basically stuck with 1Password even if I wanted to switch (I don’t) because it feels indispensable and a sunk cost. I need to set up my NextCloud and I need to figure out how to get more lawyers to use anything other than Google and Dropbox, but I’m not entirely sure to what. Not like anyone has reason to listen to me anyway.
Switch to Waterfox on desktop and use duckduckgo browser on mobile
Also keepass for pwd with a strong password on it and store it in its own dropbox account
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUk0hS6WObc&ab_channel=FrankReynolds%28BestofItsAlwaysSunnyinPhiladelphia%29
LOL….Nitwit school.
LOL…. Frog kid.
I don’t know why Frank freaking out and repeating No! when it’s time to grease up beefcakes on Mac Day isn’t a more used gif.
You rang?
Also, I am setting up G Suite for our company. I know it’s supposed to be all easy or whatever but, holy cow, every external program/site makes it a huge bitch to get to the simplicity of google.
Good job finding the G-suite.
I hope you enjoy the endless G Suite status alerts because I sure do. Also, the monthly complete redesign of the admin console. The only real advice I have is use GAM and force 2FA.
Oh man — I’m not that tech savvy. I just wanted a place to host my legions of folders and spreadsheets across mult offices.
I remember setting up the G Suite at Snoop Dogg’s house
I just did nothing today. It was a late start because I had to stay home to take irrigation. Figured I’d just work from home off the laptop and ended up just doing like nothing. Lots of sleeping with Netflix running in the background. I did make it to the gym though.
I don’t think I’ll share today with the wife when she gets home from her 12 hour shift though.
THE ORIOLES ARE WINNING, THE ORIOLES ARE WINNING.
First inning, but still.
Celebrate while you can.
Even though I got kicked off the bus for that a few times.
The Man, always keeping a brutha down
Well, to be fair, it was kind of nice afterplay.
OK, Orioles lead cut in half by solo homer.
Not a shock.
That’s foreplay.
Straight ball, I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid.
Man, these Bermudese is some sweaty muthafuckas
Wild Thing, you make my heart sing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE4Nms6fqAA
Tried the corner and missed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wc9JvTXGc
Ball four.
Ball eight.
How can these lay off pitches that close?
(reverse eats in Spanish)
FIG in Spanish?
You put snot…on the ball?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdjgdb-OxY8
Hats for bats. Keep bats warm. Gracias.
Orioles @ Mariners? This is some terrible based balling that can’t be missed.
I haven’t even looked yet.
Just starting. Mariners using the innovative opener for this game.
Three walks and one error later, the opener is pulled in the first inning.
The normal “starter” enters, and promptly gives up a 2 run double.
This is going great!
but SO INNOVATIVE!!
Go ahead, make fun of Rick Astley if you must. But he was the man for his time whether you want to admit it or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elp76GYNhbI
Fuck…how high ARE you right now?
On a scale of 1-10….I’d give it a 12.
Ok, so average. Good work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBaNdHqC_Yo&t=0s
He’s definitely fit for ridicule, but, as you say, was hot pop at the time and a lot of people were dancing and getting picked up in clubs all over this fine nation to his tunes for a long time. Even a stronger endorsement would be that many of the hookups resulted in the even and constant spread of STDs and many blossomed in to failed relationships and bad haircut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0qyP1bA-ME
https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/tampa-bay-rays-receive-permission-from-mlb-to-explore-playing-games-in-montreal-as-two-city-team/
Sérieusement, assez de cette merde! La Baie de Tampa ne veut pas d’une équipe de baseball. Revenez simplement à Montréal, changez votre nom pour les Expos et ensuite, nous pourrons passer à autre chose!
I was reading about this earlier. Jeebus.
Tu es absolument correcte. J’habité à Université de Montréal en 1994. C’était ridicule la grève des jouers. Les Expos était la meuilleur équipe cette saison.
Très bien dit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
As a defense mechanism, my brain has changed my memories so I remember all Bengals playoff games as a three to four hour Rickroll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA
(reminiscing about 2016 Wild Card Game)
Dan Hoard: “Jones drops back, throws the ball towards Wheaton, ITS PICKED…”
Rick Astley: “We’re no strangers to love…”
I am becoming very sad. Here’s why…
The legal weed products I brought home from California last week are almost gone. It’s been a fun week.
I still have four more THC tabs left, some loose smokable but not much, and my vape pens are dead.
If I had known they’d actually let me bring it back….or maybe “let” is the wrong word…..if I’d know they were too stupid to stop me from bringing it back, I’d have brought a lot more back.
Postal service. Its how we got around it up here before legalisation, still use mail for edibles up here.
So you’re saying the Postal Service will help him reach Such Great Heights?
Well played sir. Well played.
Thanks, but I kinda wanna punch myself in the dick for that one.
Okay. There’s genuine work I could do now. Legal. Applications. Some volunteering stuff. I’m going to work on volunteer stuff because that most interests me, but I feel really useless at this even though I also know more about it than anyone else as far as I can tell.
Is any lawyer here member of an Inn of Court? I like the idea of the original English inns of the court, but the American Inns of Court are sorely lacking in, whatsitcalled, oh, inns.
Why am I watching the NBA Draft?
Because you’re a masochist?
I think you misspelled “stupid”.
The remote batteries died and you’re too lazy to get off of the coach to get more?
LOL, at get off the coach.
Sad thing is I looked at that word for a few seconds, still hit Post Comment.
Hey get off the coach!!!!!
YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
“It’s already been eight seconds???”
– R. Pitino
Are you still sick? Could be that.
Still coughing shit up, but otherwise I think I’m well enough that I cannot use that as an excuse.
Nonsense! That is the language of someone who is clearly delusional from fever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcFnZbXIHtQ
This is real. Someone actually took the time to make this game. And the sad thing is, it needs more Quick Man. That’s not a joke, it needs more Quick Man.
Have the weapons be Quick Boomerangs instead of the actual weapons. Have them called the Quick Shooter, Quick Lead, Quick Blade, Quick Bombs, Atomic Quick, etc. Have the Dr. Wily Bosses be changed to Quick Man or as close as you can get. And in the end when you confront Dr. Wily, he turns into….Quick Man. No one will see it coming!
Hey nine quick ones add up to at least one average length one, that’s what I always say.
What happened to “Fuck the Shield every chance that is possible?”
I proffer it is fucking the Shield, because they will have to spend millions to avoid paying thousands, and they will have to pay Mrs. Mike Fisher more money for another song.
Okay. I guess I just read the post wrong.
Point of Order: Are we referring to the National Football League or the former WWE stable?
one busy crossbar!
–Pontius Pilate
hehehehe…I cannot ever not laugh at crucifixion or Karen Carpenter jokes.
This Japan-Uruguay game is pretty good!
quite open and high-tempo
“Look at that hair in transition!”
-Jay Bilas’ assessment of Coby White’s highlights
Man, give it up for the Blue Samauri. They got that big dick swagger going on!
I would be absolutely RAGING had I bet on Japan to win outright (which paid almost 13 to 1, BTW)
Japan should absolutely shit all over the locker room after this. New kids in South America gets no respek, yo.
Don’t have anything against Edison Cavani. He’s not like the other #LesserGuays
Diego Forlan can burn in a hair fire. That ‘guay can fuck right off.
/still bitter.
hey, soy Evertonian. NEVAR lose the bitterness
Ja is a nice name and all but just wait till tomorrow. Kappo Kakko is just the tip of the nhl draft name iceberg.
The NBA Draft-sponsored by the good folks at Dr. Caligari’s Cabinets!
I got more done in the last three hours than in the last three months. And now I want to take a break but if I do it’s over.
Oh shit. Too late. I’m already posting here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi8839yopoM
Duke’s gonna have 3 picks in the top ten, and Coach K is a genius so they obviously won the championship last year, or at least made the final.
also pretty sure he’s a Trump voter
Yep, just an all-around shitbird.
He’s rich, white, and male. He’d be a fool not to be one.
Ok, I’m all done live-drafting-as-Trump because it’s soul crushing.
SAD!!
You had a good run. I had put $20 on your brain liquefying and running out of your ears after 2 picks.
“With the 3rd pick in the 2019 draft, the New York Knicks will be destroying the nascent career of… R.J. Barrett!”
The Knicks made a VERY stupid move drafting RJ Bare-it – he looks like The Central Park Five and will terrorize many many New York women. Not Smart!
Ja Morant I call Ja Moron because of that Purple suit – believe me, you will Regret that goofy look!
Should he Get A Brain?? – #BFIB
Cryin Zion seems like a weak person, will not be a Good Pro! Very sad!
Not only are the teams ALL terrible, the individual matchups in the Gold Cup have been uncompetitive
New Orleans’ selection of Pete Maravich’s nephew is surprising, but hopefully Zion will go soon.
WOW, that is some grade A fuckery.
pretty clear VAR is there to remind everyone that the powers that be want Argentina and #LesserGuay to advance.
I have Japan to lose by no more than 1 in this juego. Hippo feel SMRT!
The more I read about the Lakers front office, the more amazed I am that Pelinka actually traded for the correct person. Or will the bones of Bette Davis arrive via FedEx on July 6th?
(creator of Garfield shows up at Staples Center)
seriously, there are maybe 40 people at the Gold Cup match. Texas in the late afternoon in FUCKING JUNE, that’s a great idea!
“Big deal – the desert those players’ relatives walked through to illegally come see them play was hotter.”
— Ben Shapiro
LOLSuarez