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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
NFL News:
The long weekend ends in the morning, but for now it’s nothing but the music of the Home & Native Land!
https://youtu.be/pSDF8VvU13M
152 years and she barely looks it!
Tonight’s sports:
I hope your favoUrite sports millionaire got more millions today.
Needs more Canadian metal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfpYIPbrcdY&list=PL22UiVlS6JS_4viAWhLj0TBGiUg39eaxA&index=4
I can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet.
The Band “Acadian Driftwood” from The Last Waltz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxUNzl7EZHw&ab_channel=WellHelloDali
What’s Canadian rawk with some Mitchell?
Put on the Patio Lanterns, it’s gonna be a late night….
NFL News:
- Fuck
- All
- Going On.
Rex Grossman is back in the league?
Fuck it. He’s going long.
And deep.
Dragon deep.
Dracarys. Except instead of spraying fire all over King’s Landing …
You Philistines. No Canadian-On-Canadian violence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtxyjf9eerI&ab_channel=CanadianMusic%26TV
Time for some beaver shots!
It’s a Canada Day Miracle! It seems like the most bone headed nhl free agency moves were not made by any Canadian team, but one (and possibly both) from New York.
No #BFIB tonight, so I caught up on some sports reading. I watched every bit of this 20-inning charade:
https://stlbullpen.com/2019/06/19/smch-vol-2-the-dumbest-game-in-cardinals-history/
and WHAT a penis!!
http://www.vancouversun.com/Prohibition+exciting+times+Canada/10697267/story.html
We will always owe our friends in the North for getting us booze when we needed it.
Howdy, all. Happy Canada Day. Funemployment officially begins tomorrow for me… yeehaw! Enjoy your beers, bourble, PILLZ, and whatever various things strike your fancy this evening.
Apologize for the likely non-Canadia link, but tis responsive to the comment:
I really wish I had some !Sponch! right now.
I think you have !Sponch! in you heart, my man.
Here’s some Canadian Green Day for Seamus.
Green D’eh?
What’s a Canadian music thread without some Doug and the Slugs?
Still touring.
Yes, but no Doug, so they’re just a bunch of slugs.
Uf. That’s a lot of woman.
Oui. The one French Canadian I dated in my now-extinct dating life was…less ideal.
/was also very, very racist and I imagine would have LOVED the Trump shite
found a funny:
when your friend catches you buttering your penis the wrong way
THAT’S MARGARINE!!
It’s the Great Butter Battle. Or the Great Penis Battle. Either way.
Only the finest Leutonian/Canadian polka…
Canadian, rockin’, but not sexy
Canadian, rockin’, sexy as fuck:
Ha! My mom teased me that I had a crush on Christine (Moose). In retrospect, no comment.
Wait, there were people who DIDN’T have a crush on her?
The best there ever was: Phil Hartman
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-sinatra-group/n10008
they’s a good rock and roll band
Yes BUD!
I’m not your buddy, fwiend.
Pretty sure this is the Prime Minister…?
[furrows brow angrily]
– John Jastremski
NEIL IS MY FAVORITE CANADIAN IMPORT.
There, I said it.
Happy Canada Day! Yer the best of North América.
Hey. Hey! Everyone knows it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hpvqU2cmK8I
yeah, not even close, eh?
Not proud of this one, but at least the band name’s a dick joke
Porky Downer!
Alternate Canadian national anthem:
I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY BABY.
Montreal Habsbeens trying to offer sheet Sebastian Aho from Carolina, don’t they know it’s illegal to transport fish and game across the border like that?
Not even a single Bare Naked Lady or Alex Trebek and the Micronauts song?
(also, no one tell Seamus about the impromptu Canadia Request Line…no reason to have Nickelback stain this page)
I had no idea they were Cannucks, but things are becoming more clear now.
Really? That’s pretty well known, as in “They suck, but at least they’re not American.”
Also, that Japandroid song fucking rocks (as do so many of their others). I still remember the first time I heard it – I was driving down the 134 up above Eagle Rock and they played it on the college station out of Loyola Marymount. As soon as I was off the road I looked it up on the station’s website.
Happy Canaday, gonna listen to Magic Power on repeat.
Not a great day for us Angels fans; remember to hug loved ones or drink that last beer.
Oh, sourry…forgot to add music eh
Source of my favorite Futurama joke ever.
Not as safe as they said it was.
(the earnest look makes it awesomer)
It’s just the best goddamned joke. Like, how did Fry manage to hurt himself doing the safety dance? We’ll never know, and that’s what makes it so goddamned funny.
The Simpsons do that well too, like whenever they bust out the “oh no, not again” response to a calamity where we haven’t seen the first example. Same with “have you ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?” bit by Hank Scorpio.
(chuckles) Yes, once.
So great.
I’m old enough and nerdy enough that I remember when that line instigated one of the longest and most intense arguments ever on alt.tv.simpsons.
Ooh, did this just turn into an impromptu Canada-themed edition of Request Line? I THINK IT DID!
I’m going to make this a DOUBLE SHOT with my favorite of hers. I remember this seeming to have a very strange sound mix when I saw it on MTV a number of years ago; the vocals seemed very muted. Don’t hear that now though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dH289KxkGw
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