NFL News:
- Zeke is some pissed at Jerry Jones, after he found out his team’s owner made a “Zeke Who?” crack when asked about the starting RBs against the Rams last Saturday.
- He did clarify his remarks later in the game, but with negotiations stalled, it’s just more kindling on an already smouldering fire of employee discontent.
- Josh Gordon returned to the Patriots today.
- He can practice with the team, but is not eligible to play against Carolina this Thursday, as stated in his terms of reinstatement.
- Antonio Brown finally showed up to Raiders camp, again.
- He is still expected to file another grievance, so he can continue to wear his old helmet.
- There were rumours of the Raiders using the PUP list to sit him the whole season, which would remove the guarantees from his contract, if he chose to sit out regular season games.
Tonight’s sports:
- NFL:
- 49ers at Broncos – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- It’s Game 2/3 of the preseason for these teams, so don’t expect much.
- 49ers at Broncos – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- MLB:
- Tigers at Astros – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
- Little League World Series:
- U.S. elimination game – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- For those of you that love the wrasslin’ but hate the network shilling, you’ll be pleased to know that Todd Chrisley (of “Chrisley Knows Best”) & his wife have been arrested for tax evasion.
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Thanks to everyone who covered while I was looking after Mom last week. I’m back & looking forward to spending the regular season with you all – including RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Lady BFC and I finally watched Sorry to Bother You. Holy shit.
That’s pretty much what I said when I saw it.
I spent the day at Universal Studios. It’s not easy to have a good time in a place like that when you become aware that the people surrounding you are the ones that made Big Bang Theory into a hit.
This is the alternate location of the October Los Angeles DFO conference and expo:
OH THE HUMANITY!
Let’s see Handsome Jimmy G hug Elite Joe Flacco. It’s practically a gay porno movie.
I see you have lit up the Buddy signal. I await his presence.
Best 69 in the league.
https://overthecap.com/position/kicker/
I don’t think the 49er are going to do very well this year, but Jimmy is going to lead the league in
handsome!
Behind only Koach Kliff. The NFC West leads the league in pretty!
John Lynch is the hunky-ist GM.
that’s a Wolven Sort making that sack. Hope he makes the squadron.
Jimmy looked worse than Lock.
Jimmy Savile strikes again
Von Miller, the rare athlete interview that I enjoy.
Let’s see how he does under pressure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA4xvRkZYjs
Counterpoint or rebuttal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc4hUSLN_-M
That seems like a bad idea. Just saying.
I’d still put my money on the drag car to fly before the Corsair
“Or the coolest idea ever!”
— the driver
Don “Big Daddy” Garlits
#1 for the Tomsulas, gonna need a new leg
My back is fucked up. To the heating pad!
Tomsulas have a better 3rd string than us. DOOM!!!
I told my mom tonight I was going to the shelter tomorrow to adopt a dog and three cats.
Her response?
The hell you are!!!!!
We landed on one dog and one cat. I’ll add more cats later.
Wait, three (3) cats? How single are you?
Have you never read anything I’ve written?
even I find that excessive. And I am completely subservient to the two cats I got.
Honestly, the three cat part was just to fuck with Mom.
I’m getting a dog. And maybe one cat.
That’s a lot of pussy. One way or the other. Good job man.
Hippo; look at the bright side: with all this new coaching they fixed Garret (B)holds. He looks really good.
….. at holding still.
yeah, I read something in The Athletic that said he was vastly improved
Not really.
Stepping back from my being a rampant asshole – probably would be ideal for kid’s development to go on IR. He’s not playable in any capacity until next year, and I would rather not lose Rypien (the ideal cost-controlled backup)
?itok=amOdd6G7!!!
You know that won’t happen right?
I guess they could call naked boots twenty times in a row.
I typed this when he was favouring his wrist (watching with sound off)
oh God, the hilarity. Decisionmaking JUST LIKE QuarterPax
WCS – what’s going on with Dirt Stillers? They having a union work stoppage or sommet?
Half the good players are hurt, and the pitching staff forgot how to pitch.
Drew Fucking Lock now has the yips taking center snaps, apparently. That doesn’t seem like a problem for an allegedly professional quartered back.
He’s going to suck.
Our Equine Lord and Saviour keeps drafting the same prototype over and over, wonders why the results don’t change.
Predetermined “analysis” is the best “analysis.”
Moose, u noe I am as pigheaded as I is stoopid. BE NICE
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/rodney-and-otamatea-times-waitemata-and-kaipara-gazette
New Zealand is a made-up place. “Kiwis”??? Oh come on now.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/1912-article-global-warming/
https://bigthink.com/surprising-science/1912-climate-change-prediction?rebelltitem=2#rebelltitem2
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/warm-welcome/
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a14416134/popular-mechanics-on-climate-change/
Available in
Microfilm (Location)
https://www.aucklandmuseum.com/collection/object/am_library-catalogq40-33869
Don’t believe it.
I thought you’d like microfilm. Welp, flat earth videos it is.
Jesus, he’s a fucking rookie, who’s four different offense in college where basically high school offenses. If he gets coached up very well, he’s still a year off.
OK, pigheaded it is. You ain’t stoopid.
forgot that DONKS WOO were playing
/well, scrimmaging
Installing basic offense?
The PUP list isn’t nearly as cute as the name implies.
I’ve got YR’s shrimp boil packs in the oven right now! Churched it up with a chopped Anaheim out of my garden. We’ll see how she goes!
We got a winner!
Yeah Right, I will follow you into hell you magnificent sonofabitch!
Sweeet!
Well, savory, but you know what I meant.
Thank you sir. I’m still leading the charge though!
If you didn’t sit on your balls, your day was probably better than this poor fucker.
Either that or he has an enormous Schwanzstck.
No, he sat on his balls.
found a funny:
One thing I’ve probably got in common with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a pretty poor credit history
Jerrah’s using the increasingly prevalent “I was joking” approach to public insults. Trump didn’t invent the practice, but damned if hasn’t used it so much that it’s now instantly detectable as insincere and sinister no matter who decides to go down that road.
Wait a minute? The Chrisleys are real?! I don’t know how to respond to that.
Real life is sicker than anything fiction can produce.
Glad to see Josh Gordon is back, but I hope that he’s got a handle on all the non-football stuff even if he never plays another down
Seeing as how he’d be playing downs for the Patriots, I completely agree with this sentiment.
Dreamboat’s putting Josh on his classic 2009 “Flipper” health regimen.
Super effective, though the baby dolphin puree is a bit chewy. Luckily, it doesn’t go in through the mouth. The colon is the gateway to health, Josh!