Your “Hot Hot Hot” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

Oy, it’s been quite the week.

I had to put on a suit and sit in the sun yesterday for about two hours.  People need to stop dying in the summer.

Today, my well pump died and now I have no water.  As I type this, they are digging a new well.  That’s gonna cost some dough.

But mostly, what I’m ready to be over is summer itself.  It’s been hot at hell here and I’m tired of sweating and am ready for fall.  NOAA reported that July was the hottest month on record.  And I don’t just mean here locally.  I’m talking globally.  That’s a problem.  Though I’m sure the POTUS will try to find a way to blame it on the Mexicans and get teh North Koreans to build a wall.

No, wait….

But this week, in honour of global warming we are honouring our favourite weather personality….Well, at least mine.

Don’t I wish?

Anywhooooo…..

It’s Yanet Garcia’s week this week.

(BallsofSteelandFury  just had a minor seizure I bet)

Sports To Warm You Up 2Nite

NFL Pre-Season

  • Cleveland at Tampa Bay – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NFLN

(wow that couldn’t get any more depressing)

  • Buffalo at Detroit – 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBS

(OK, I guess I was wrong, it just got worse….holy shit)

MLB

  • Atlanta at NYM – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Philadelphia at Miami – 7:00EDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

And that’s about it unless you want to watch a re-run of a boxing match on FS1 at 7:00pmEDT.  I don’t know the fighters, frankly.  But the only reason you might want to watch this is the name of one of the fighters.  For privacy reasons, I can’t tell you why I find this funny.  But one of the fighters is named “Mikey Garcia”.  If the person to whom this relates wants to, he can say so.

But I’m laughing my ass off right now and keeping my yap shut.

Yanet Garcia

Born: 15 November, 1990 (28 y.o)

From: Monterrey, Mexico

Enjoy…

Friday looks good.  Wednesday ain’t too bad neither. (get it?)

I’ll be right back.

Have a nice weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, it’s pretty late, and I’m pretty drunnk. I’m off to bed. G’night all, I do love you folks.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But seriously it’s fucking awesome that David Koch is dead.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Anyone ever affiliated with the John Birch society has a first class ticket straight to hell

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s kind of funny watching these meatheads on Love Island get all emotional about stuff.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Like, oh no, you had to go home two week before everyone else. Your dermatologist says it’s the best thing that possibly could have happened.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If anyone missed it the Dr. Mrs. and I were joking that Season 1 should have been called Melanoma Island. This season is more like Valtrex Island.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m drinking tonight, to celebrate the death of David Koch. I just ate a quesadilla. I like to think that he’d have hated that, because it’s an ethnic food.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Seriously people, read about their actual Nazi nanny forcing them to shit on a schedule and then wonder why they’re so uptight about government telling you what to do.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

People need to stop dying in the summer.

THE FUCK THEY DO.
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yeah right

Hi everybody!

I might have some life for the next few minutes.

WCS

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yeah right

What really made this was the Armani ad that played on Youtube when I selected this song.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And then what happens?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised
Horatio Cornblower

Greatest piece of music ever.

yeah right

Stirs the goddamn soul it does.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Bagpipes usually lead in guys who are about to die or guys who are already dead.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

“Hello My Baby, Hello My Honey, Hello My Ragtime Gal” ass pic.twitter.com/zL9Amw9Eo7

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) August 23, 2019

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Horatio Cornblower

2 for 2 tonight!

(My wife is a saint)

WCS

Horatio Cornblower

Mary Hart is doing needlepoint behind home plate in LA.

I feel like this needs more coverage.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

My mind cannot comprehend the idea of NFL fans doing this.
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Horatio Cornblower

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

He begs to disagree with himself:

WCS

Maximum Overdrive drive is on now. God this movie is garbage. Good soundtrack, though.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Well, at least it proves that King got the primo blow.

Horatio Cornblower

My daughter is reading ‘It’ and asked me why King felt compelled to describe some guys erection poking out of his “ginger” pubic hair and I told her a) he was doing a hell of a lot of coke back then, and b) it’s going to get so much worse.

Horatio Cornblower

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Drinking one of these. The Curiosity series can be hit or miss, but the artwork on the cans is outstanding.
Here’s another:
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Fuck!

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

They’re pretty good, but you need to add the honey and bacon for the really good version

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Woah, you assholes weren’t kidding. These black/white uniforms are turrible.

Horatio Cornblower

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

Someone came out to play…

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

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Horatio Cornblower

Is…is the guy in the back taking a leak!?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

That’s a Chinaman named Woo. He didn’t build the railroads here. That’s not the correct nomenclature.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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