Your “Hot Hot Hot” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

Oy, it’s been quite the week.

I had to put on a suit and sit in the sun yesterday for about two hours.  People need to stop dying in the summer.

Today, my well pump died and now I have no water.  As I type this, they are digging a new well.  That’s gonna cost some dough.

But mostly, what I’m ready to be over is summer itself.  It’s been hot at hell here and I’m tired of sweating and am ready for fall.  NOAA reported that July was the hottest month on record.  And I don’t just mean here locally.  I’m talking globally.  That’s a problem.  Though I’m sure the POTUS will try to find a way to blame it on the Mexicans and get teh North Koreans to build a wall.

No, wait….

But this week, in honour of global warming we are honouring our favourite weather personality….Well, at least mine.

Don’t I wish?

Anywhooooo…..

It’s Yanet Garcia’s week this week.

(BallsofSteelandFury  just had a minor seizure I bet)

Sports To Warm You Up 2Nite

NFL Pre-Season

  • Cleveland at Tampa Bay – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NFLN

(wow that couldn’t get any more depressing)

  • Buffalo at Detroit – 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBS

(OK, I guess I was wrong, it just got worse….holy shit)

MLB

  • Atlanta at NYM – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Philadelphia at Miami – 7:00EDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

And that’s about it unless you want to watch a re-run of a boxing match on FS1 at 7:00pmEDT.  I don’t know the fighters, frankly.  But the only reason you might want to watch this is the name of one of the fighters.  For privacy reasons, I can’t tell you why I find this funny.  But one of the fighters is named “Mikey Garcia”.  If the person to whom this relates wants to, he can say so.

But I’m laughing my ass off right now and keeping my yap shut.

Yanet Garcia

Born: 15 November, 1990 (28 y.o)

From: Monterrey, Mexico

Enjoy…

Friday looks good.  Wednesday ain’t too bad neither. (get it?)

I’ll be right back.

Have a nice weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Senor Weaselo

Shit, the Yanks might actually get Ryu’s ERA for the season over 1, or whatever still hilariously low number it is.

Brick Meathook
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Horatio Cornblower

Pictured: Trump farm voters seeing what’s happening to their soybean profits.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

HEE HAW was a pretty funny show. It goes back a long way. It had a heavy Canadian influence.

WCS

They’re still going to vote straight Republican anyway.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

BACK THEM THEY WAS STILL DEMMYCRATS!

Horatio Cornblower

Oh god, all the teams are doing the black/white thing tonight. Jesus H. Christ on a jumped up popsicle stick, who the fuck is in charge of thinking these things up, and what haven’t they been shot?

Horatio Cornblower

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Porky Prime
Porky Prime

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Horatio Cornblower

Cash settlements make everything go away.

EVERYTHING.

Horatio Cornblower

/Turns on Yankees game
//Sees uniform abortions
///turns off Yankees game

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Yankees with the emo jeans today.

Senor Weaselo

These unis are bad and Rob Manfred should feel bad.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I remember when I was a kid we used to do this:

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Senor Weaselo

Why is he cosplaying as Meat from Mortal Kombat?

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Hey

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dirty knees, LOOK AT THESE!

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Brick Meathook
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scotchnaut

Upskirt bus shots are my favourite.

King Hippo

As an old white man, I really hate these cutesy nickname jerseys.

But someone go out there with “PISS DRINKER” across his back, I’d change my mind.

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

IT’S A TWENTY-TWO-YEAR-OLD MAGAZINE!

King Hippo

that would sure be a…creative writing challenge

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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LOOK AT THEM FUCKING SEXY DOUGHNUTS!

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King Hippo

retching Dee is somehow even hotter

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s as if I had just told her we were going to have sex!!

King Hippo

or she saw me nude

/I’d leave my socks on, obvs

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Get some of these for affect:

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King Hippo

My kids actually got me some very nice “summer weight” Donks slippers. They work with or without the black socks to set the mood.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

she can enlighten Hippo any day!

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Sharkbait

Namaste indeed

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WCS

Sharkbait

#TeamMike

WCS

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King Hippo

#BFIB 8, Dirt Donks nil.

/git thee BACK to 2nd place, Bastard Man Small Bears!

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Damn kids.

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herodotus450
herodotus450

MC Escher would love it

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King Hippo

wowza

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Senor Weaselo

So the home team wears all white, except the pitcher has to wear a black cap…. did nobody at MLB think this through?

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

God Damn!

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King Hippo

Wow, the Dirt Donks look like poop. Not just because of the all-black unis.

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Redshirt

That’s my Reds, snatching defeat from the jaws of Victory.

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Redshirt

Yay, the Cincinnati Whites are beating the Blacks!

WCS

…so race riot again?

Redshirt

So far not yet, but its a three game series.

WCS

I’ve been wanting to ask you something for a while, and I always forget. I’ve been working for Edison State CC for six years now online. How far is that from Cincy driving time?

Redshirt

A little over an hour, depending on how parking lot-ish Dayton is.

King Hippo

guess which colour #BFIB picked??

/they look they must have an industrial painting job later tonight

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Dick E. Phuck
Dick E. Phuck

David Koch: 1st Team All Hell

Redshirt

Its funny. He was pro-choice and supported gay rights, but he funded those who worked against those very things! If anybody would’ve gotten the GOP to evolve, you think it would’ve been the old white billionaire.

King Hippo

yes, but what was his stance on letting teh Jews replace us??

Horatio Cornblower

We can debate all day whether the good things he funded outweighed the bad things, but the important thing here is that he’s dead.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

What is up with the Mets and the Braves uniforms? Looks like Spy VS Spy playing baseball.

WCS

Hot Fuzz is such a fun movie.

Sharkbait

Best of the blood and ice cream trilogy

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

Now I’m going to watch Hot Fuzz

Gratliff

It only got up to 70 today after one of the hottest summers I can remember. Y’all can keep that bullshit.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s been hot as hell here in CT as well, but then two days ago we got 5″ of rain in about 3 hours and now it’s cooled off.

But global warming/climate change isn’t real.

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LIBTARD HOAX TO GIT RICH SCIENTISTS MOAR MONEYS!!

ballsofsteelandfury

Yanet is so hot that I don’t mind that her parents fucked up the spelling of her name.

Horatio Cornblower

Everyone knows it’s “Garceea”

King Hippo

Meeeeess Yackson if u nasty!

SonOfSpam

(shrug) They were gonna pronounce it like that anyway, so…