Oy, it’s been quite the week.
I had to put on a suit and sit in the sun yesterday for about two hours. People need to stop dying in the summer.
Today, my well pump died and now I have no water. As I type this, they are digging a new well. That’s gonna cost some dough.
But mostly, what I’m ready to be over is summer itself. It’s been hot at hell here and I’m tired of sweating and am ready for fall. NOAA reported that July was the hottest month on record. And I don’t just mean here locally. I’m talking globally. That’s a problem. Though I’m sure the POTUS will try to find a way to blame it on the Mexicans and get teh North Koreans to build a wall.
No, wait….
But this week, in honour of global warming we are honouring our favourite weather personality….Well, at least mine.
Don’t I wish?
Anywhooooo…..
It’s Yanet Garcia’s week this week.
(BallsofSteelandFury just had a minor seizure I bet)
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Sports To Warm You Up 2Nite
NFL Pre-Season
- Cleveland at Tampa Bay – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NFLN
(wow that couldn’t get any more depressing)
- Buffalo at Detroit – 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBS
(OK, I guess I was wrong, it just got worse….holy shit)
MLB
- Atlanta at NYM – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Philadelphia at Miami – 7:00EDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
And that’s about it unless you want to watch a re-run of a boxing match on FS1 at 7:00pmEDT. I don’t know the fighters, frankly. But the only reason you might want to watch this is the name of one of the fighters. For privacy reasons, I can’t tell you why I find this funny. But one of the fighters is named “Mikey Garcia”. If the person to whom this relates wants to, he can say so.
But I’m laughing my ass off right now and keeping my yap shut.
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Yanet Garcia
Born: 15 November, 1990 (28 y.o)
From: Monterrey, Mexico
Enjoy…
Friday looks good. Wednesday ain’t too bad neither. (get it?)
I’ll be right back.
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Shit, the Yanks might actually get Ryu’s ERA for the season over 1, or whatever still hilariously low number it is.
Pictured: Trump farm voters seeing what’s happening to their soybean profits.
HEE HAW was a pretty funny show. It goes back a long way. It had a heavy Canadian influence.
They’re still going to vote straight Republican anyway.
BACK THEM THEY WAS STILL DEMMYCRATS!
Oh god, all the teams are doing the black/white thing tonight. Jesus H. Christ on a jumped up popsicle stick, who the fuck is in charge of thinking these things up, and what haven’t they been shot?
Cash settlements make everything go away.
EVERYTHING.
/Turns on Yankees game
//Sees uniform abortions
///turns off Yankees game
Yankees with the emo jeans today.
These unis are bad and Rob Manfred should feel bad.
I remember when I was a kid we used to do this:
Why is he cosplaying as Meat from Mortal Kombat?
He gets a lot of pussy.
(can’t believe it took 3.5 hours for someone to say that)
Because it’s all Photoshopped.
Hey
Dirty knees, LOOK AT THESE!
Upskirt bus shots are my favourite.
As an old white man, I really hate these cutesy nickname jerseys.
But someone go out there with “PISS DRINKER” across his back, I’d change my mind.
IT’S A TWENTY-TWO-YEAR-OLD MAGAZINE!
that would sure be a…creative writing challenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6aPlmDODTg
LOOK AT THEM FUCKING SEXY DOUGHNUTS!
retching Dee is somehow even hotter
It’s as if I had just told her we were going to have sex!!
or she saw me nude
/I’d leave my socks on, obvs
Get some of these for affect:
My kids actually got me some very nice “summer weight” Donks slippers. They work with or without the black socks to set the mood.
she can enlighten Hippo any day!
Namaste indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YzbINJMDyQ&ab_channel=MostvaluablePrimate
#TeamMike
#BFIB 8, Dirt Donks nil.
/git thee BACK to 2nd place, Bastard Man Small Bears!
Damn kids.
MC Escher would love it
wowza
So the home team wears all white, except the pitcher has to wear a black cap…. did nobody at MLB think this through?
God Damn!
Wow, the Dirt Donks look like poop. Not just because of the all-black unis.
That’s my Reds, snatching defeat from the jaws of Victory.
Yay, the Cincinnati Whites are beating the Blacks!
…so race riot again?
So far not yet, but its a three game series.
I’ve been wanting to ask you something for a while, and I always forget. I’ve been working for Edison State CC for six years now online. How far is that from Cincy driving time?
A little over an hour, depending on how parking lot-ish Dayton is.
guess which colour #BFIB picked??
/they look they must have an industrial painting job later tonight
David Koch: 1st Team All Hell
Its funny. He was pro-choice and supported gay rights, but he funded those who worked against those very things! If anybody would’ve gotten the GOP to evolve, you think it would’ve been the old white billionaire.
yes, but what was his stance on letting teh Jews replace us??
We can debate all day whether the good things he funded outweighed the bad things, but the important thing here is that he’s dead.
What is up with the Mets and the Braves uniforms? Looks like Spy VS Spy playing baseball.
Hot Fuzz is such a fun movie.
Best of the blood and ice cream trilogy
Now I’m going to watch Hot Fuzz
It only got up to 70 today after one of the hottest summers I can remember. Y’all can keep that bullshit.
It’s been hot as hell here in CT as well, but then two days ago we got 5″ of rain in about 3 hours and now it’s cooled off.
But global warming/climate change isn’t real.
LIBTARD HOAX TO GIT RICH SCIENTISTS MOAR MONEYS!!
Yanet is so hot that I don’t mind that her parents fucked up the spelling of her name.
Everyone knows it’s “Garceea”
Meeeeess Yackson if u nasty!
(shrug) They were gonna pronounce it like that anyway, so…