Oy, it’s been quite the week.
I had to put on a suit and sit in the sun yesterday for about two hours. People need to stop dying in the summer.
Today, my well pump died and now I have no water. As I type this, they are digging a new well. That’s gonna cost some dough.
But mostly, what I’m ready to be over is summer itself. It’s been hot at hell here and I’m tired of sweating and am ready for fall. NOAA reported that July was the hottest month on record. And I don’t just mean here locally. I’m talking globally. That’s a problem. Though I’m sure the POTUS will try to find a way to blame it on the Mexicans and get teh North Koreans to build a wall.
No, wait….
But this week, in honour of global warming we are honouring our favourite weather personality….Well, at least mine.
Don’t I wish?
Anywhooooo…..
It’s Yanet Garcia’s week this week.
(BallsofSteelandFury just had a minor seizure I bet)
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Sports To Warm You Up 2Nite
NFL Pre-Season
- Cleveland at Tampa Bay – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NFLN
(wow that couldn’t get any more depressing)
- Buffalo at Detroit – 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBS
(OK, I guess I was wrong, it just got worse….holy shit)
MLB
- Atlanta at NYM – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Philadelphia at Miami – 7:00EDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
And that’s about it unless you want to watch a re-run of a boxing match on FS1 at 7:00pmEDT. I don’t know the fighters, frankly. But the only reason you might want to watch this is the name of one of the fighters. For privacy reasons, I can’t tell you why I find this funny. But one of the fighters is named “Mikey Garcia”. If the person to whom this relates wants to, he can say so.
But I’m laughing my ass off right now and keeping my yap shut.
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Yanet Garcia
Born: 15 November, 1990 (28 y.o)
From: Monterrey, Mexico
Enjoy…
Friday looks good. Wednesday ain’t too bad neither. (get it?)
I’ll be right back.
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Okay, it’s pretty late, and I’m pretty drunnk. I’m off to bed. G’night all, I do love you folks.
But seriously it’s fucking awesome that David Koch is dead.
Anyone ever affiliated with the John Birch society has a first class ticket straight to hell
It’s kind of funny watching these meatheads on Love Island get all emotional about stuff.
Like, oh no, you had to go home two week before everyone else. Your dermatologist says it’s the best thing that possibly could have happened.
If anyone missed it the Dr. Mrs. and I were joking that Season 1 should have been called Melanoma Island. This season is more like Valtrex Island.
Woooo foar Herpes!!!!!
It’s more face herpes than ass herpes but yeah.
It’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year ’round, Clark.
Evening
I’m drinking tonight, to celebrate the death of David Koch. I just ate a quesadilla. I like to think that he’d have hated that, because it’s an ethnic food.
https://twitter.com/Khanoisseur/status/858907276173639680?s=19
Seriously people, read about their actual Nazi nanny forcing them to shit on a schedule and then wonder why they’re so uptight about government telling you what to do.
THE FUCK THEY DO.
Well it’s ok because I’d wear a speedo to HIS funeral.
You’d be overdressed next to me.
And you probably don’t want to be standing next to me either, ifyouknowwhatImean.
Hi everybody!
I might have some life for the next few minutes.
What really made this was the Armani ad that played on Youtube when I selected this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79t-VDjKe1c
And then what happens?
https://giant.gfycat.com/WelllitSharpGallowaycow.mp4
Greatest piece of music ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdYiGgzNQL8
Stirs the goddamn soul it does.
Bagpipes usually lead in guys who are about to die or guys who are already dead.
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2 for 2 tonight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dlmnVMTbC0
(My wife is a saint)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxUNzl7EZHw&ab_channel=WellHelloDali
Mary Hart is doing needlepoint behind home plate in LA.
I feel like this needs more coverage.
My mind cannot comprehend the idea of NFL fans doing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eSIPK_tA4
He begs to disagree with himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP6qVHewnQc
Maximum Overdrive drive is on now. God this movie is garbage. Good soundtrack, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPShH-R0b4&ab_channel=HighwayToHell-Topic
Well, at least it proves that King got the primo blow.
My daughter is reading ‘It’ and asked me why King felt compelled to describe some guys erection poking out of his “ginger” pubic hair and I told her a) he was doing a hell of a lot of coke back then, and b) it’s going to get so much worse.
Drinking one of these. The Curiosity series can be hit or miss, but the artwork on the cans is outstanding.
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Here’s another:
Fuck!
They’re pretty good, but you need to add the honey and bacon for the really good version
Woah, you assholes weren’t kidding. These black/white uniforms are turrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqmVa6n-es
Someone came out to play…
Is…is the guy in the back taking a leak!?
That’s a Chinaman named Woo. He didn’t build the railroads here. That’s not the correct nomenclature.