So I was listening to the fantasy football channel on my way home from work today (not a sponsor) when I heard a yeller describe a specific play as “bananacakes!”. Sure it could be just a coincidence but I think the long reach of DFO is manifesting itself, peoples! Let’s head over to that thing that gets done on Mondays…
Fallout:
-Is this the year of the backup qb? Sure seems like it. The whole football got rolling with a bit of news that resulted in Brissett being under center. From there we’ve seen Minshew, Rudolf, Bridgewater, (Taysom is just a matter of time) Rosen, McCown and tonight Sieman. And Daniel Jones is right around the corner. That’s about 20% of teams leaning on the guy they feared they wouldn’t have to lean on. And we’re all of two weeks in.
-Speaking of the Giants Jones, coach Shurmur won’t commit to Eli this coming week. He’s in a wee tight spot because owner Mara/GM Gettleman are Eli guys but now he’s asserting himself. He’ll win out eventually with the help of the NY media.
-Those fantasy owners that took a flyer on the Steelers James Washington, don’t throw in the Terrible Towel just yet. New qb Mason Rudolf and JW were teammates at Oklahoma State very recently and did some good things together. I’m not saying that they’ll be gangbusters but just give this a chance.
–“J’accuse…!” So says a lady mural painter employed by Mr. Antonio. An unsubstantiated rumor started by me just right now was that the mural was of an id running wild…
-Broncs fans can take solace in the fact that Manny Sanders is back and doing damage again but be aware that he was matched against the incredibly awful cb Buster Skrines yesterday.
-Adam Vinatieri, unless you get your shit together next week, the noble thing to do would be to take the decision out of your coach’s hands and hang up that kicking tee for good.
TO THE GAME!
Browns/Jets:
Good lord, New York is almost literally limping into this tilt. I fear that rb Bell and his wonky shoulder are going to be called on to carry far too much of the load because Siemian and he’s going to break down. Cleveland had a letdown last week and should come out super aggressive. As with all things Cleveland, this one won’t be pretty.
Do that thingy that you do. It’s so sexy!
LOL. I’m cryin’
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He went full Winona Ryder for a few seconds there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dppcuKJrqbE
This is amazeballs.,
I heard something called a Like Falk made an appearance at QB for the Jets tonight. Fuck, even the racists think Kaep is a better option.
Not that they’ll admit it
What the fuck
You should see the other guy.
GAAHHHHHH
One gash or two?
They let him continue?
He was gashed early. And they let him finish all 12 rounds.
He admitted he couldn’t see for 4 rounds too.
So that’s where NFL concussion docs moonlight in their spare time.
Bold strategy not to cover Beckham.
So I didn’t miss anything?
Let’s savor this again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLvVeqC4auE&ab_channel=DANA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5loAY27W5IY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8kEiL81_R4
“Mono” means “one”. “Wins” means “wins”. This concludes your New York Jets training course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyJIq_BNPME
also, everyone noes that Mets/Jets affiliations go together. So…Tebow! TEBOW!! TEBOW!!!
#SuckItLibtards
Can we fire him into the sun?
tell him they’s uncut foreskins there, he’ll go voluntary-like
Time for real men to return
I’m the weird Yanks/Jets human!
/Hey, Jets Fest was at Hofstra
I couldn’t watch anymore out of terror of a Second Lesser ChubbDOWN. Sounds like I really missed out, huh?
Looking forward to the Jets and LOLphins both finishing 0-14-2 this season.
LOLfins/Jest x2
LOLfins/Gigantes
Jest/Gigantes
That’s quite the circle jerk of failure still to come. PHRASING
Three teams finish at 0-13-3 then?
Don’t forget aboot the Cardnials
Around here we recognize OSZ’s genius in deeming them Qardinals
LOLfins 0-13-3
Jest 0-13-3
Gigantes 0-14-2
Whatever the fuck Qardinals does
I look forward to the tank/draft positioning maths. 2 wins likely gets you picking 5th in 2020
WAIT!! Gigantes play the Qardinals week 7. So they can get their 3rd draw (and AZQ their 2nd), after all. HAIL CHAOS!!
Bears-Slurs next week? Is the NFL trying to kill Monday Night Football?
it’s like Pride v. Heritage amirite??
My guess is they’re going to celebrate the 100th anniversary by talking about the time the Bears used the T-formation to beat the Slurs 73-7. And that they will talk about it until we all pray to Xenu for the return of single wing football.
Monday night football hasn’t been the same since they brought back Sunday night games. There’s like this unspoken rule that nbc gets to pick its matchups
As I understand it, it’s more than unspoken. At some point later in the season NBC can have the scheduled Sunday night game switched out for a more meaningful Sunday match-up.
Just pick up the flag assholes. Why even throw it at this point?
I think ive found my new job… i will be signing a contract with the Miami Dolphins and quiet possibly be traded to the Jaguars for three washing machines and a pallet of practice balls.
I like how neither team used a timeout in the second half
They can’t wait for it to be over, either
Hello, miss…
The new iPhone has three lenses and sounds like an SLR?