If the London Game had been an early morning affair, yes, I get it. I’d be totally fine with that. But this is ‘our’ NFL, giving us the illusion of choice when there is in fact none or the choices are garbage. (borrowed from that old crank George Carlinski) Why do we put up with this? Or do we? I guess the league’s Downward Dog numbers indicate that we don’t. I mean, not ‘us’, us. We’ll watch a shit game and ask for more so that we can come on here and try to make one another larf their butts off. It’s a pitiful existence, but what else is there?
TO THE GAME!
Broncos/Chargers:
It’s fade time for Courtland Sutton again because he’ll be getting a big, fat dose of Casey Hayward. Not so for Manny though-the gap between the aforementioned cb and the rest of the Chargers is calculated in light years. But will Flacco go for it? He’d better because Denver is staring at going 0-5 for the very first time in ever.
Packers/Cowboys:
Speaking of lockdown dudes, Green Bay’s Jaire Alexander is PFF’s top ranked cb and he’ll be showcasing his wares against Amari today. You might think twice about starting rb Jones this week as he’s had just the one game with over 40 yardos rushing but his arch-nemesis, (not including Matt LaFleur) Jamaal Williams is out this week. ‘Increased touches lead to increased chances’ is what I whisper to my sixteen year old kid from the closet of his bedroom when he has a girlie over but it also holds true in fantasy football.
Get your engines revving, sportsters!
motherfuckers…..
Oh they are “having phone issues”…..
Fucking Verizon is going on the offensive now?
Missed the first part but just got Cardinals Talk postgame show on.
Standby…
Cowboys getting burnt by Rodgers’ streetball bullshit. You hate to see it.
Hate to see it? I’m loving this sweet Cowboy pain. Fuck them!
They’re getting pressure on Rodgers but that lil bitch knows his shit.
Have the Packers had the same RB for more than 1 year since Ahman Green?
“On a warm day… outside.”
-Joe Buck
Hey, isn’t that the Jimmy Graham that played basketball in Seattle?
Dak should know by now , when Tyron is out it’s tuck and run after this 2nd look.
2019-2019
Long Live Chase Daniel Self Suck
Just run the ball Dallas. its not that hard.
Ohh… a hurt kicker? He hurt himself.
Packers’ kicker hurt himself turtling
I fell asleep on the couch and only just woke up.
Whut happened?
/Checks fantasy score
Ah shit. Fuck it, I’m going back to sleep.
Know what’s awesome? Cardinals Devil Magic!
-Altar boys everywhere shudder at suppressed memories
just lie naked inside this pentagram and everything will be all right
Was that what they call “nifty running?”
No, he’s not white.
That would be “gritty” running…
Good run defensin’
Compromise outfit – #BFIB shirt, Donks WOO!!! slippers
Good to see the “No Pants” codicil is being respected.
I hope he’s wearing boxers with pink polka dots.
But maybe that’s just me.
“Picking on me? I’ll pick you!”
-Jaire Alexander
What was Coop doing with his hands? Was he ASLing to Dak?
No hablo catch
Huzzah!
Dakerception!
DAMMIT!
Jags could have used Justin Blackmon there.
Jaire got burned. Dude was playing off by 5 yards.
So this’ll be week two of the Packers defense showing its ass after being heralded as the second coming, right?
Moshing in Charlotte
I’ll take, “What was having sex with Ms. Rampling in 1978 called?”, for $800, Alex.
MINSHEW NAWT DED
‘member when the Chargers were supposed to be good?
/
Players pissed that Gordon instantly reinserted into lineup?
GIVE THE BALL TO EKELER
(I’m getting destroyed in fantasy)
Oh shit, I hope nobody took my Courtland Sutton advice.
Fuck everything
London games are always a shitshow.
So are games relying on Chase Daniel to do anything other than hold a clipboard.
What the fuck is going down in Denvertown?
V. good tackling
I look forward to Steelers players and fans complaining that they only lost because the opposing team took out their QB on a dirty hit.
That FG path in Pittsburgh looked like there was some sorcery involved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2we_B6hDrY
Ratbirds! Ratbirds! Ratbirds!
Get Fucked Steelers.
Steelers trying their best to hurt Lamar.
Part of me still wants the CrapBirds to screw this up preserving the tie.
What’s the point of Redzone for an afternoon like this? i want a refund for this week.
No commercials is about it
But Budlight, Ford and Trump 2020 ads are what i live for
Much as I would like to see AFC North with three-way tie for first, I like seeing Shittsburgh lose at home even more.
My money league team has 9 TD’s and OJ Howard with 10 lonely, pathetic yards. Not the first O.J. to disappoint but still…
JuJu made boo boo
Great job Juju. Go Ratbirds!
I had faith in you, Ridley! I know you’re TD dependent but I believe in you!
My feed cut out just as the Bears were attempting their last pass.
I’m gonna guess they did not convert.
13 seconds to go and you dump the ball off?
Fucking Texans finish the game with a Pick 6 off Matty Rice and lay a 50 spot on ATL. Name change from Texans to Shermans forthcoming, no not really.
Scott Hanson with the kiss of death!
GO PACK GO
Carson!