TO THE GAMES! (yet again)
Niners/Rams:
Hey, the NFC West is getting verrrry interesting these days, isn’t it? I’d like to personally thank Shanny Jr. for making vultureback Jeff Wilson Jr. a healthy scratch last week so that Breida Filter could get a score. It’s still an ugly RBBC with Coleman back healthy and Mostert in the mix taking targets/touches away from the moneybacks. Team-wise it’s working out quite well. BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT.
Falcons/Cards:
FIRE UP THE SCOREBOARD, there’s gonna be a shit-ton of scoring in this one as the flood gates of points are opened. Kyler has been deemed a disappointment thus far but the bar was way too high to start the season. The last three games he’s averaged 63 on the ground and has found his way into the end zone twice. He’s a fine option today if’n you have him.
Titans/Broncos:
Anyone but Delanie Walker. You can run on Denver, you can (sorta) pass on Denver but you can’t feed your tight end vs. Denver. The most anyone has gained against them is a paltry 24 yards by Waller.
Cowboys/Jets:
As noted by commenter Tabula Raza, what the bluefuck is going with this being the national tilt? I guess the Texas/NY/Joisey audience is the thing but yikes, this won’t fly. The Jets slot corner has only given up 56 yards all year but the outside fellas-Trumaine Johnson, Nate Hairston and Daryl Roberts-are allowing 68.6% completion averages to qb’s. Maybe Amari and Gallup will feast? What are your thoughts? Darnold is back and despite the jury being sorta inclined to see him as an underwhelmer, the Jets have averaged 7.6 points and 139 yards in the air without him.
Go be yourself in the comment section.
Dallas booking itself for that big NFC East first place matchup next week
Is that who the Iggles have next week? Going to need a chamber of solace. The expletives will fly.
In primetime
He’ll nut in your wife’s eye and go the distance!
But enough about John Holmes, look at Robby Anderson.
Can Double J have Garrett killed and buried in the nearby swamp? It’s time to time for Chris Rishard
Touch of Downs, 92 yard touchdown!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY BANANACAKES1111111111
Tits coach said he’d cut off his own dick to win a Superb Owl, apparently.
Spur, I ate the loss but that stop was amazing.
/Boys will still win.
Good decision by Princeton Red, but garbage playcall.
:sigh:
I hate football
Red zone stop by the Jets? Gotta be Dallas
throw to Gallup you asshole
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CBS needs their own version of the Sad Fox Injury Music
but something in the polka family
Weird Al’s Another One Rides the Bus?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-50NdPawLVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvzNeh4Mq1o
Res ipsa loquitor:
PASSING YARDS
TEN
M. Mariota
5-11, 39 YDS
DEN
J. Flacco
5-9, 30 YDS
Somewhere Kaepernick is kneeling down to punch a wall.
I drink a lot of Bacardi, but have never experienced anything resembling what they are showing in their advertisements.
Idiot Kyler doesn’t slide, no TOs for ATL
Idioter Hippo, thought was 3rd down
dunno how the fuck to fake enthusiasm for this embarrassing SNF fixture. But Mandatory Viewing is Mandatory.
“Dallas can only beat tomato cans.”
Well, actually….
FUCK OFF MALCOLM BROWN
POOP LAB ADVERTISEMENT! SEND US YOUR POOP!
You haven’t lived until you’ve pooped in a box and mailed it to someone.
Do I ask?
Yeah I ask. Have you ,ailed poop in a box? Better than a glitter bomb I suppose.
Lets see: Dallas-NY Jets or Brad Garrett playing a serial rapist and a wife beater? This is a tough one.
he rapes Ray Romano?
I said tough choice.
Everybody Rapes Raymond
“Tonight on a very, special episode of ‘Balls on ASSignment’, the weekly PornHub search thread tradition takes a very dark turn.”
Imagine the old lady strapping one on and taking him. While the laugh track plays!
LOL
He’s a big boy. I hope she can take a punch.
Fucking… I accidentally mis-built my grid in Cities: Skylines so I just demolished 3/4 of my town and shifted it all over a square or two.
Is that game any good? Other than you simulating the poles shifting.
It’s amazing. Best city simulator since 3000. And the scale of the cities you can build is pretty much limited only by your PC’s power.
There are four complaints I have about the game: 1) Lots of paid DLC. 2) An obscure-ass mechanic that will really fuck with you called death waves. 3) Some of the uber-wonders do weird things that can fuck with you. 4) Traffic AI plz.
Buuttttt a lot of those can be modded. Steam workshop support for the game is amazing.
Dak: I’m fine coach, put me back in.
Coach: Dak, you’re talking to the photographer.
Did I show her tits?
Photographer might need the blue tent now I guess.
thicc game clock
Why does the game clock look so funny? Am I having a stroke?
I dron’t dink too are. Brebiously.
Losing to the Jets? Gotta be Dallas
tWBS, are you sad you benched Stefon Diggs this week?
Yes other tWBS, yes you are.
How the fuck ya doing
“There is only Cowboy/Jets on my tv. This was not the prophecy.”
-Zuul
WOW. Dallas giving touches to their 40 million dollar RB!? NO WAY
I thought Boise coordinator was the next coming?
/still think you win as Jets are shit.
Donks D, stepping up for they fallen Chubb
Greetings from Angry Orchard! I’m on line for donuts with both Hermana and Senorita Weaselo. There have been zero murders.
but you’re working on it, right??
They will team up and become a crime-fighting duo. Or crime syndicate. Coin flip.
Nothing better than Hudson Valley in the fall. Some of the best distilleries in the country.
oh, Janeane…
Cowboys gonna be Jets first win
You think? I think yous will find a way. Too much talent.
Capt Mono likes good and again Dallas is refusing to run the ball.
Deebo, Deebo!, DEEBO!!!
Jest with first blood
They’re like an infectious virus. Easy to get, hard to get rid of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9z33lasnkU
So, were the AFL NY Jets named after the Leonard Bernstein street gang, or were the West Side Story Jets named after the football team?
I do think Flacco is MOAR ELITE than Mariota
Dems da pills talkin.
“‘Elite’ is a relative term.”
-Peyton Manning
“Go be yourself in the comment section.”
The last time I did that, I have half the Commentrait wanting me banned and the other half wanted me doxed?
Intro written by Scotchy. So your mileage my vary
You are the righty we like!
500 channels and I can only see DAL vs NYJ Do something congress
Double J will have your attention.
FUUUUCCCKKK. We are in the same struggle. Every Canadian channel and only this. Trying to download DAZN to inlaws tv.
“None of this was necessary, if only the NFL had let me buy the Buffalo Bills.”
—Sentient Orange Overflowing Colostomy Bag.
So if we give him the Buffalo Bills, he’ll leave? Come on, Buffalo! Take on for the team!
“Too late! I find I like being authoritarian dictator!”
—Same guy.
RZ also showing this pretty much exclusively
great, RZ has decided to show like EVERY GODDAMNED PLAY of NYJ/DAL
D-O-N-K-S!!!
TaLLadega race postponed until tomorrow.
Funny and nice that the afternoon games (2 in LA!) are actually good!
HOW ABOUT THE DONKS INSTEAD OF A KNEELDOWN, YOU COCKMONKEYS
#ThePauls!
NEVAR miss a play!
MOAR than a bit fuckety, neither KC/HOU nor LA/SF being a national game. But Non-Gendered Cowpersons at the Jest?? Who could pass that opportunity up.
If Jets win, it will be completely justified
More like JETStified, amirite?
Browns using the Undertaker’s theme is a bit on the nose
Let me get this straight – Houston went for it on 4th and 3 instead of trying a 44 yard field goal? Ballsy.
Also – did Miami miss the extra point or did they go for 2 and fail?
Went for the win and failed.
Good for them!
Uggh. Well that was something wasn’t it. West Coast time rules! It is 1 pm and I am loaded.
You can nap and still be ready for the late game and dinner
NO SLEEP DURING MANDATORY 14-HOUR VIEWING WINDOW
NAp? MOAR WINE!