What, you thought I was going to reference this bukkakke-ganza of a game in the title? For shame…
Fallout:
-It would seem that Matt Ryan has just a regular old sprained ankle and not the ‘high’ kind. Soon to be not-coach Quinn indicated that he’s already running in a pool (of his own blood?) today.
-Fantasy owners everywhere were given the shaft when David Johnson couldn’t make a go of it yesterday. Chase Edmonds thanked the magical black custodian that believed in him when no one else did, after the game.
-Relatedly, the Cards have invited both Spencer Ware and Jay Ajayi to audition for an rb spot. The written portion consists of “can you carry an oblong ball several yards down the field?” and “did you get the ‘Rudy’ reference in an obscure football blog that was posted just now?”.
-Don’t tell me that Fin’s safety Bobby McCain doesn’t care about his team. He’ll be disciplined soon for spitting in the face of a Bills fan and exchanging words with a 13 year-old after Miami’s loss yesterday. This has clinched it for me-they’re gonna finish 1-15, not 0-16.
-Despite extremely poor qb play of late, the Bears ran the ball all of 7 (SEVEN!) times yesterday. According to reporters present after the game, coach Matt Nagy lifted his head to the sky and yelled, “I’M NOT AN IDIOT!” to the football gods. The lack of response from the gods was deafening.
TO THE GAME!
Pats/Jets:
What’s to say here? I sorta enjoy Booger McFarland’s incredibly *insistent!* announcing. The birds that live in Sam Darnold’s eyebrows sing a melodious tune. Bill Belichick’s favourite food is ‘cupcakes’. C.J. Mosley missed his calling as a private dick in late ’60’s Las Vegas. Yeah, that’s about it.
Type you beautiful mutherfuckers, type.
Well I got excused from jury duty, so that’s a good thing that happened today.
Goddammit. Got a trial starting Wednesday; I could use you.
JURY NULLIFICATION!
Thats a thing right?
Let’s hope so. It’s not like I know anything about the “rules of evidence”, or “civil procedure”, or “the law”.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHcro8XWkAEGkmi?format=jpg&name=medium
I thought that Butt Trumpets’ song was on there.
26
Yes!
How has the Jets defense played? I honestly haven’t even paid any psychological attention, because I’m so distracted with how bad the offense is.
I mean, I wouldn’t expect them to be good. Greg Williams is all blitz blitz blitz and the Patriots are just gonna block it all up and carve it up with quick passes, and the Jets don’t have the side-to-side linebacker speed or the slot corners to cover the Patriots but… 26 points probably isn’t that bad given your QB’s thrown 4 INTs!
I’m glad I already won my fantasy week, so I wasn’t forced to hate-watch this ABAHHHTION.
http://fanaru.com/once-upon-a-time-in-the-west/image/262124-once-upon-a-time-in-the-west-train-station-gif.gif
“For this stunt, we’ve replaced Sam Darnold with Drew Magary, and we’re gonna send him out there to play quarterback for the Jets and see if anyone notices. Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!”
I’m not saying Belichick’s son looks like a homeless person, but Scotchy just slit his throat.
grumble grumble ONE LESS GODDAMNED PRESENT I HAVE TO BUY grumble grumble
Does Booger get paid by the word?
The Patriots should just have pizza delivered to their sideline at this point.
I wish your WR got half a catch & half the yardage on DPI in fantasy. The pats are just grabbing Demaryius.
https://giant.gfycat.com/TepidDeepGalago.mp4
Even all of Calgary is going blue, huh?
HE WANTS TO BUILD YOUR PIPELINE. HE BOUGHT THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
NDP getting fewer seats than the BQ??
As one of my friends asked me a few months ago, “What’s even the point of the NDP any more?”
Still, BC might change that.
Is Canadian Politics the same as UK?
Labour (Democrats) red
Conservatives(republicans) blue?
More UK than US, since our red are centrists. Our orange are the progressives.
Alright, this whole game was worth it for that.
I wish I could take credit for this
Nice.
Ape being blackballed is fucking unacceptable. This is genius.
That is incredible.
Fantastic.
That’s so dark it got shot in its own apartment by an off-duty Dallas cop
So I’m feeling a little better about the Dolphins’ chances of getting a win out of the Jets.
yeah, I’d feel good about beating the Bills when you play ’em in MIA
Oh no. Hope is the worst thing you can have this season.
So…any update on teh Grits? How late will one have to stay up?
They dropped this: ‘y’
I fucking love this joke.
CBC is projecting a Liberal government. No prediction yet as to majority
moose grog FOAR all!!
What?
Wow, Liberals are practically sweeping the GTA suburbs. Didn’t think the map looked very red, but that’ll do it.
Also Cons practically shut out in Quebec.
You have Grand Theft Auto suburbs?
It’s less violent but a million times more racist
so like the rural South as opposed to urban South?
No, the GTA suburbs are more like… “We only want good colored people, who behave real proper like,” but also, “Why do those colored people only hang out with each other?”
After the next Pats TD they should go for two
I said it before, I shall say it a bunch MOAR – the only good fantasy decision I made was the P*ts D/ST
Pats fan if they win you money?
of course, is the DFO/non-money league. But I appreciate them raising my standing amongst imaginary ppls!
That makes for a terrible person, but odds are….
my money side has no P*ts (nor Raidahs). They’ll be 1-6 in about an hour.
Best character on that show.
Evening lizard people. Nice of the Jets to make me feel better about the Yankees because hey, I could be one of those poor sods who roots for the J—wait, SHIT.
SAFETY DUNCE
https://ilovecitr.us/darnold/1571710260.mp4
That’s pretty fucking funny.
Thank you for that.
Wow, refs didn’t bail out the P*ts with a DPI call on that guy covering Edelman.
This will result in letters to the NFL for the injustice.
Prior query – did teh mono make you any less…special??
That wasn’t an interception because it wasn’t a play because they snapped the ball five seconds after the play clock hit zero.
Balls?
That’s a special order but Realdoll (TM) will take care of it with no extra delivery time.
He doesn’t look real at all.
Even for a Jets fan?
Fucking incels. Well, I guess non-fucking incels.
Grumble grumble who needs the last movie I’ve seen all the Star Wars I need
-Tom Brady with his rookie backup QB
– Jerry S. PDoC.
Was that a herp or a derp?
There’s only one man associated with both the JEST and the herp:
Do you have weekend plans yet?
I wonder what adjustments Adam Gase will order up for the second half?
Lowering the seat height and raising the lumbar support.
We also would have accepted “a clean pair of drawers”
He seems the type to just turn them inside-out.
Oh hey, the new Watchmen show started yesterday! Will it disappoint horribly? Let’s find out!
How can it not? Modern teeeveee.
I saw the first Star Wars in theaters when I graduated HS and I guess I just haven’t kept up with the follow-ons over the last few years, but I am only vaguely recognizing any of those people in the Skywalker trailer, except for the Wookie, the robots, and the apparently resurrected Carrie Fisher. Did not see any evidence of Mark Hamill though.
You’re much better off if you just leave it that way.
That’s the plan…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJF9D2PdZc
Halftime Charlie Brown it is.
Lucy pulls the ball away at the last second.
/you’re welcome
Still better than the Jets tonight
Just turned on some football! And . . . good lord what the fuck is this?
It’s like walking in on your parents having sex.
Not as hot tho.
Poor balls having to look that up
I pity that man’s search history
There are several popular sites for this genre…….
/pops a small tent
–Ted Cruz
Micro tent.
Fun Fact: The Jets drafted Mike Nugent in the second round. And that’s not even close to their worst draft pick.
Driving back from a deposition and listening to sprots radio out of NY and Boston and all the DJs saying that this was going to be a close game and I was just laughing my ass off because there was no way Brady and Belichek were going to do anything other than this.
Despite all the differences that these political commenters in Canada have, the one thing they do have in common is that I don’t want to fuck any of them.
Which one you watching?
CTV.
Is Pamela Wallin there? I bet Pamela Wallin’s there. Fricking news anchors who get elected as Conservatives just because they can read words every day on television.
SEEEEEEEXAY!
Face down, butt up!
He’s the asshole dad that strictly imposes the 9pm curfew for his 18 yr. old son. He hasn’t defecated since the late 70’s.
9 pm? That’s a little late for Canada isn’t it? Wild.
If I’m not mistaken, that’s Drive-By Shooting Time in the US.
Yes, usually 9 to 11 pm, later on weekends and weddings.
Except for schools which are 7 am to 5 pm.
My bad; schools are not drive by; I posted regular shooting times.
Thoughts and prayers.
Stupid government regulations all up in your face.
We definitely do not have “sexy” pundits.
I imagine the conservative pundits are all just the political version of Don Cherry.
What a catch.
My Sling feed went black. I don’t think it wants to broadcast this game anymore
None of us want to watch it. There’s a mercy rule in effect, right?
Nearby:
“WHAT THE FACK, SULLY?! OWAH TV WENT DAHHKIE AND THE PATS AHH ON?! THIS IS REV-AHSE RACISM!”
Darnold finally has more completions than turnovers!
#notmyquarterback
-A. Reid
Election coverage vs NFL game. There’s more drama in the results than the game
How the fuck is there a world championship for beat boxing?
Needed 25 from Bell and Darnold to pull off a win tonight. Darnold having negative points isn’t going to cut it.
Don’t worry, there’s always garbage time!
How is that not what we’re in now?
Fetid.
Think it’s time for last night’s Bob’s Burgers Halloween episode at halftime
This offense might as well be scrawled in the dirt with a stick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MEOfLvOuas
Dumb question: Is election day a national holiday in Canada?
Nope.
No sir. But most employers are very cool with folks going out to vote during work hours.
Polls open 0930 to 2130. By law your employer must give you 3 hours off to vote if your shift conflicts with the voting time
In northern Ontario that ‘law’ is rarely enforced.
You can easily die from being hypothermic in three hours. You can also get high as fuck.
Green candidate is told she won. Love the fact that she’s surprised and giddy and composed all at the same time.
The extraction industry should take care of that enthusiasm shortly.
The Green Party in Canada is The Little Engine That Couldn’t if that train had tried to get up that hill for 30 years or more and just finally, finally reached the crest of the hill.
Too bad the track will be washed out from wild fires then intense storms.
“We always loved Moose’s bedtime stories.”
-The Menendez Brothers
I try to stay positive…. for the troops.