Here at [DFO] we like to pride ourselves on our “No Pants Rule”. We exercise it whenever we can.
While it is a running joke on the blog, I suspect it’s also not far from the truth for some of you. At least when you’re not at work.
Or maybe sometimes even when you are at work. You know, when you’re working late and you’re the only one in the office and you start “binding” a little. A quick little unzip and then gravity does the rest. Then you realize you’re not alone when the hot girl from the corner office knocks on your door. You tell her to come in. She sees you there, all hanging out in the open n junk (no pun intended). And she smiles that smile and then…
(ahem)
But I digress…
I think we’ve given pants a bad rap. Some kinds of pants, at least. Pants are not ALWAYS bad!!!
Need proof? I give you Exhibit A…
Need moar proof?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwHVt9nCkx4
Need even MOAR proof? Well, you’ll get some in just a bit.
Yep, you guessed it. This week is Yoga Pants week!!!
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Sports To Squeeze Your Ass Into 2Nite
World Series
- Houston @ Washington Game 3 (WSH 2-0) – 7:30pmEDT – TV: FOX
NBA
- Dallas @ New Orleans – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Portland @ Sacramento – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
NCAA Football
- USC @ Colorado – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
NHL
- No national TeeVee games I can find. Check locals.
Thanks for nothing, Gary.
But if you can’t find any NHL locally either? There is College Hockey to tide you over tonight.
- Lake Superior State @ Notre Dame – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
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Yoga Pants Are The Bestest Pants
OK, I know most of you skipped all that crap up there and skipped to here. So I won’t keep you waiting.
Enjoy…
Oh my.
Of course there are exceptions to every rule, however.
That is some impressively strong fabric.
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Well, my ride’s here. Gotta go.
/has heart attack within two minutes
/ok maybe just one minute
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Is it too much to ask for the World Series go sevrn games, with the road team winning every game?
Good beer and a game of ticket to ride. Solid evening.
Life is a weird and twisted motherfucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL_U5GSUBpw
Reaching for happy thoughts.
I just realized I’m seriously bereft on dessert recipes on Sunday Gravy.
Let’s fix that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlI7FzN8Pcw
Athleisure + LA = good sightseeing
This town is amazing.
You don’t have to be an ass man to enjoy yoga pants…
Just saying
Later. Got work to do.
These suck as gifs.
https://giant.gfycat.com/AssuredShadowyImago.mp4
https://giant.gfycat.com/JealousImprobableHyrax.mp4
https://giant.gfycat.com/JitteryWeepyKitten.mp4
https://giant.gfycat.com/ImaginaryGlossyConch.mp4
https://giant.gfycat.com/YearlyInferiorCat.mp4
https://giant.gfycat.com/AmbitiousLoathsomeEsok.mp4
https://giant.gfycat.com/FineFemaleAmericantoad.mp4
Oooh. Michael Mann is directing the pilot of an HBO crime drama set in Tokyo.
There’s a Last Dab XXX? I don’t have room on my sauce shelf!
/Balls, is Last Dab XXX available for search? Or just hot sauce.
I’ve got more harvest for you if you want them. About 3/4 the amount of last time.
Can you smoke it?
I haven’t smoked weed in nearly five months (ie no tolerance at this point). Earlier I found a 25mg THC pill I had stashed in my camera bag before leaving California in June and had forgotten. I just took it at 11:30. 20 minutes later I’m already feeling it.
Rut roh. Gon’ be a fun night.
Pretty Colours.
Just for Seamus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyE5nIkuzxk
Well I came back from seeing Hermana Weaselo, and saw two morons not letting the other pass on a two lane road, doing things like driving right on the median line.
How to my knowledge nobody is dead escapes me and logic.
Those Taco Bell commercial that says that “nachos are now a meal” are bullshit. Have you SEEN me with the drunchies?!
So you’ll still take three?
Yes. Yes I have.
LCSS: Gimme 3 Nachos Belle Grande, 5 Chalupas, and a dozen Tacos.
Taco Bell Speaker: Will that be all?
LCSS: Hang on…[turns to rest of the folks in the car]…Hey what you guys want?
Nacho Sunday is now an official game day motherfucking thing.
After multiple samplings turns out I got to pickle more jalapenos.
Ain’t no fair comparison.
Minka Kelly always posts videos to her Instagram that are fantastic. I only started watching Friday Night Lights because of her ass.
I once had a conversation with Minka at an Explosions in the Sky concert. Here is a recreation:
RIKKI: Hey, does the band know that you guys [from Friday Night Lights] are here?
MINKA: Yeah.
[the end]
Can’t find a decent “yoga pants in a horror movie” so the month of macabre goes on…..
I don’t know if Yanet is the goddess of yoga pants, but she’s definitely a senior oracle.
Five car pile up ensues.
I’m cheating. IDGAF
Speaking of pants, Roommate Commander is gone for the weekend and are therefore no longer required.
Did that guy break his fucking pelvis or something? This is not rugby or football, dude. Nut it up and get back on the diamond.
I was down at the wine bar for a glass this evening and it was kind of tough to pretend I was excited that the Stros were in front. Fuck off and die, team that I used to like that apparently supports a domestic abuser because he can score.
He said that after giving up a game tying homer in the 9th inning too!
Dodged gigantic “parents moving in” bullet today. Drinking heavily and happily now, weed also figures into the equation. Maybe I’ll post some details at some point this weekend. You youngsters might need to know about how to avoid the problem I faced without seeming like a total prick/ungrateful child.
It’s a video that doesn’t want to be converted
Good hustle
Has it met the Spanish Inquisition?
This is Fernando Rodney Jr., right? Has to be.
Houston Astros: now in their seconds world series in three years.
Seattle Seahawks: Won the super bowl and maybe went some other times? I don’t really remember.
Conclusion: If you want to win, you should switch conferences as often as possible. The evidence doesn’t lie people!
“I know, right?” -Milwaukee Brewers
Doesn’t always work out as well as you would like to see.
—Texas A&M
I think some of those girls are mutants.
Also, another one from the archives
https://gfycat.com/PastelUnacceptableCowbird
Someone more tech savy than me, repost this. Post image is not cooperating
Dat be the one?
For some weird reason, this site can’t play nice with imgur. Or vice versa.
S2 of Castle Rock is a bit more of a banger. Less psychological drama stuff, more stabbing people in the face.
Honest question: Does it concern anyone else that the POTUS has “requested” that no one who works at the White House be allowed to receive subscriptions to either the NY Times or Washington Post any longer?
If I ran either paper I’d have someone out front offering complimentary copies to everyone who walked in, if only to remind them of how much of themselves they have surrendered to the Orange Turd they serve.
15 or so years ago, me and my current-at-the-time crunchy granola super liberal GF took the T into Boston from her home in Attleboro to go see some sights. When we de-trained in Beantown, there were some guys running around on the platform giving out free copies of the Herald, which apparently is the Boston analog of the New York Post, owned by Murdoch etc. On approaching my GF, the guy was disdainfully told by her to “get away from me with that vulgar shitrag” in such a perfectly patrician manner, as if she were Queen Victoria, that you would not suspect that she was one of 12 children of an Italian immigrant postman who participated in the D-Day invasion and brought home a French war bride who gave birth to my GF, abused the hell out of her, got addicted to heroin, and died of a heart attack right in front of GF at the kitchen table when she was 9 years old (yes, years of therapy were to follow). I was so proud of her reaction to Herald guy, I proposed marriage almost immediately. In addition, this was a chick that would listen to baseball games on the radio and understand everything being said by the announcers. Obviously a keeper. For various and sundry reasons, nuptials did not occur, but I still have dinner with her and we hang out every time I trip up to the ancestral homeland. PS her badass 110 lb dad is still alive at 98 years of age.
It’s maybe top 100 on the list I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py0acqg1oKc
The best way this Apple ad possibly could have ended is if the girl lowered her phone, looked you in the eye, and said “don’t you agree, [your name]?”
That’s coming in 25 years
25 years? I bet facebook could run those ads right now.
What serendipity. I saw the most perfect ass in yoga pants on my way home earlier.
We all watching the World Series again, right?
So far.
Yeah. And drinking.
Not necessarily in that order.
So instead of going to Vegas this weekend, I am facing the double whammy of a) not going to Vegas because b) we are having car trouble. Piss up a rope.
You’re better off. Due to the fires, traffic going north (even on the 15) is insane.
Was it during the day? We left here at 11 a.m. but had to turn back.
All day
After fire, yoga pants are man’s greatest invention.
A couple of the photos were chosen with you in mind specifically. So to speak.
Awww, you’re so sweet!
INORITE!!