Yeah, up here in The Canada Don Cherry was fired because his last windy rant included the phrase ‘you people’. He was talking about poppies. Parse that out, Einstein. He’s been a divisive TV shouty person for 39 years and was once voted as the seventh greatest Canadian in a CBC poll/doc series. He was essentially your blowhard drunk uncle that barked louder and louder as the night wore on and he realized he was losing the argument that he brought up in the first place. Let’s head over to our usual thingy.
Fallout:
-The NFL delivered some highly entertaining games yesterday on the heels of some fantastic tilts the day previous. LSU and Minnesota delivered the W and were rewarded with the #1 and #7 spots in the AP poll. Fucking well done.
-Not well? That’d be David Johnson and Saquon Barkley. Both seem to be putting their team over their health and that never turns out fine.
-Charles Rogers was an extremely gifted wr at Michigan State that flamed out in the pros due to injuries, substance abuse and bump-ins with the law. He passed at the age of 38.
-Injuries? Too numerous to mention. Lots of guys in concussion protocol including at least 4 (!) Giants I’m aware of. Lots of MRI’s happening today as well.
-Pat Shurmur’s seat is getting hotter. Check this out-the backup left tackle that got torched by the Jets D after starter Nate Solder went down had no idea he was going to play that position because he’d always practiced as a ‘jumbo’ tight end on the right side. These little tidbits about players not being ‘coached up’ properly are leaking out which suggests to me that Shumur is about to lose the room.
TO THE GAME!
Seahawks/Niners:
Jimmy G went off last week but San Franny still averages a mere 28.75 pass attempts per game. Good luck to those of you that have either Coleman or Breida or both. Me? I’ve got Chris Carson and I hope he pulls a Kenyan Drake. The latter went for 110 and a TD vs. this vauntful D. Btw, that D has not yet faced a top 15 qb yet. I mean, yes, they’ve crushed the throats of teams they should have crushed but Russell Wilson is in another (in the convo of league MVP) category altogether.
Hey, let’s do some typing!
FUCK YOU ’72 FINS
FUUUUUUUUUUCK the dolphins
Game of the year? Best MNF game by a country mile, and then OT happened.
Oh yeah, easily.
“Classic?”
Right?
MVP! MVP! MVP!
Thank goodness they saved that t/o
That may end up having been totally pointless, but we’re always up for a big old “fuck you hox”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whAQ18pz7G0
Here comes the blocked kick. Why the hell not.
So can we mark the end of regulation as the moment the Jimmy G Love Train hit the penny on the rails?
That last drive would certainly be up there.
Jason Myers?
Is this some Friday 13th/Halloween mash-up?
What are you doing?!?! Get more yardage you cock wallets!
They should have taken an end zone shot
I don’t know shit about fantasy football, but I have heard that guy Hollister’s name called a lot tonight and I guess he gave someone a lot of points?
Greased pig make one last appearance.
The rare 84th change of possession in OT
That was truly epic clock management right there by the Tomsulas.
Would very much like to see a corner like that in midnight green at some point
/Philadelphia drafts another TE
The best TEs in the game! /Jalen Mills gives up 324 yards to Josh Gordon
Give us a tie!
A duck, a drop, time for a derp!
Concerned mail order bride.
Hasn’t been a tie n Monday night football since Marv albert bound a hooker to the bed
YESH!
I think Hippo’s right. Take a knee and get outta there.
I seriously can’t believe Santa Clara is throwing.
“Throwing” seems a bit generous a description.
Hucking it up seems to be a better descriptor
Alright dickwads, it’s now or never if you want this one
Guess not
COME ON TIE!
I assure you that this is not, in fact, “just the way Wilson wants it”, Joe, you unbelievable dipshit.
Someone wake Ron Paul, ’cause IT’S HAPPENING!!!
“So much drama, so much fun, building up to one moment… and that’s what happens?”
— WCS’ wife
Why do you need to use a timeout just after the two minute warning??
That kick had “Future Bears Camp Invitee” written all over it.
There have been enough turnovers (and other wasted opportunities) in this game that it’s almost as if neither team really has earned the win, or deserves it.
A tie, then. Why the hell not.
if the Tomsulas get the ball bank, should take a knee
HAIL SHAN’KHOR!!!
He wouldn’t dare take credit for something so ugly
that one was all the way to SH’ANKHOR
I love for a human interest story to get shat upon.
Looked like he kicked a goddamn phone book.
Nailed It!
-Blair Walsh
And that will be the Bob Menery Shitbag Tittyfuck of the Week.
A FG miss is on Garrapolo.
That was bad from the 7
Fair enough. I didn’t forsee a fan kick.
Back to the rail yard with you, Chase.
FUCK. AND. YES.
Hippo nailed it
JUST NARROWLY MISSED
This dude is LAST in our FF league.
Does he bench his team every other week?
I haven’t really researched his whole season. This is just a monster performance. His…..Max Hall defeating the Super Bowl Champ Saints?
ELANOR!!!
Cliff so you think about me naked. WRONG you think about it all the time
WRONG!
I had a roommate in college yell that to/at him in D.C. He was not amused.
Funnier still, neither remembered when the guy ended up working for Big John a few years later.
STEVE PERRY! STEVE PERRY!
HOOOOOOOLD ON!
“Dude, I’m running out of material.”
The NFC East winner can totes beat whichever team comes out of this as the wild card fuck me the playoffs are gonna suck
Arrested Development Narrator: “No, they couldn’t”
yeah, this a bad year to be the 4 seed
No pressure kid, but if you miss this one you’re back to living under the bridge.
good heroine there, I hear tell
Anthony Keides and Jim Tomsula took his spot.
I’d go for it.
What. Why? A FG wins it and the hobo has been perfect.
45+ in that stadium is like 50/50, I don’t risk RW getting it back
Yep. Mostert is YUGE
Cmon greased football!
a dropped snap would be pretty comical
Too perfect
HTFYDB???
for once, I really AM entertained!