Yeah, up here in The Canada Don Cherry was fired because his last windy rant included the phrase ‘you people’. He was talking about poppies. Parse that out, Einstein. He’s been a divisive TV shouty person for 39 years and was once voted as the seventh greatest Canadian in a CBC poll/doc series. He was essentially your blowhard drunk uncle that barked louder and louder as the night wore on and he realized he was losing the argument that he brought up in the first place. Let’s head over to our usual thingy.
Fallout:
-The NFL delivered some highly entertaining games yesterday on the heels of some fantastic tilts the day previous. LSU and Minnesota delivered the W and were rewarded with the #1 and #7 spots in the AP poll. Fucking well done.
-Not well? That’d be David Johnson and Saquon Barkley. Both seem to be putting their team over their health and that never turns out fine.
-Charles Rogers was an extremely gifted wr at Michigan State that flamed out in the pros due to injuries, substance abuse and bump-ins with the law. He passed at the age of 38.
-Injuries? Too numerous to mention. Lots of guys in concussion protocol including at least 4 (!) Giants I’m aware of. Lots of MRI’s happening today as well.
-Pat Shurmur’s seat is getting hotter. Check this out-the backup left tackle that got torched by the Jets D after starter Nate Solder went down had no idea he was going to play that position because he’d always practiced as a ‘jumbo’ tight end on the right side. These little tidbits about players not being ‘coached up’ properly are leaking out which suggests to me that Shumur is about to lose the room.
TO THE GAME!
Seahawks/Niners:
Jimmy G went off last week but San Franny still averages a mere 28.75 pass attempts per game. Good luck to those of you that have either Coleman or Breida or both. Me? I’ve got Chris Carson and I hope he pulls a Kenyan Drake. The latter went for 110 and a TD vs. this vauntful D. Btw, that D has not yet faced a top 15 qb yet. I mean, yes, they’ve crushed the throats of teams they should have crushed but Russell Wilson is in another (in the convo of league MVP) category altogether.
Hey, let’s do some typing!
#StillWithHer
now even MOAR
So if you were going to call a timeout for 3 and 1 anyway . . .
Guess it was only 11 seconds they gave up, but still pretty stupid. It’s an extra play or two.
Apropos of Nothing: My cat just jumped into my lap, purring, and, I assumed, wanting to be pet. Instead, he sneezed on my arm, and left.
Thinking I might make a “meatloaf” tomorrow for dinner.
Samuel L. Jackson is a national treasure.
Tomsulas should have been using timeouts before 2:00, why give away like 20 seconds?
Agree that was somewhat Reidesque clock management
Yep. Barnwell nailed it. HOX need this to be the last drive of the game.
Speaking as an American hero veteran please go fuck yourselves. Thank you and God bless America.
I did that this morning. Felt great!
God bless you
DID YOU GET YOUR FREE SHITTY DENNY’S BREAKFAST?
No I’m in fucking Quebec. God bless you.
Friend of mine, retired Command Master Chief of 34 years service, came by my house today to help me finally get the brakes on Vlad the Impala bled.
His wife’s birthday is also today, and he took her to lunch somewhere and he wore his dress uniform (it was fresh since he wore it to the Marine Ball on Saturday). I gave him some shit about trying to scam free drinks. He said it was part of his retirement benefits (with tongue firmly in cheek, he’s pretty cool, we sat and got high and watched Talking Heads Stop Making Sense. Never thought that I’d ever be passing the bowl to a Master Chief).
My husband retired in 99, submariner too. The first 4 to 5 years he was in they didn’t have an accurate piss test for weed. We passed many bowls with Master Chiefs!
I’m a Canadian so nou
I can now sympathize with your plight. God bless you.
He died for that sack
Gotta flag Wilson for player safety.
I can think of one 4th quarter where Wilson’s penchant for attempting late TD passes bit everyone in the ass.
*updates list*
Define everyone…
Go to Hell.
*snicker*
“Everyone, (noun): Who counts”
San Francisco signed their kicker off the street? Goddamn, that city really is determined to clear up their homeless problem!
also a hobo named “Chase” is really good gentrification hustle!
Scotchy could fix the homeless problem in SF in a single football season
They get real good at kicking buckets!
Nearly infinite supply, too. (Potential solution to multiple teams’ kicking issues?)
Does Santa Clara have that big of a homeless problem?
Half of Google’s and Apple’s employees live in their cars due to housing costs.
Each team now touches down, goes for 2 successfully, trades FG in OT. 32-32
How does that not get picked?
You can’t catch footballs with jet fuel all over your gloves
Collinsworth would have noted that is why they are dbs and not receivers
#StillWithHer
Please keep letting her throw.
Greased pigskin is back.
Tomsulas Suggestion Box – stop goddamned throwing to #84
As someone with no skin in it, must say this is a pretty entertaining tilt.
SAME, this is close to ideal FITBAW to me
Joe Staley is a Hall of Famer, yes?
Do I still have my imaginary ballot? If so, then YES
Absolutely
Coming back from a long injury this week. Might be rusty.
Depends. Did he grant Peter King an interview whenever King asked?
Good point. We know PK gave Darren Sharper access to anything.
WE WANT A DRAW! WE WANT A DRAW!!!
18-0-1, and the 72 Fins kill each other over whether it counts
That would be beautiful.
It counts as “unbeaten” but not as “perfect.” Problem solved.
I can support this cause.
Really looking forward to some BC Dick rage tomorrow
Isn’t that why the fair catch rule is in place? If he didn’t call it he’s able to get hit?
plus he kept his head up, just like they have been trying to get peoples to do
Bullshit
JEEEEEEEESUS, what a shitty call.
BULLSHIT
Throwing at Sherman on a critical third down? Trying to send a message or something?
Fuck my life. That was a 10 point swing
IIRC, people have been saying for the last several years that the 49ers sucked and were going to suck eternally as long as York owned the team. What changed?
John Lynch?
Suddenly very crompulent offensive and defensive lines.
Think York finally allowed the real football ppl to have power?
Nothing. They will implode. Bet money on it.
Carrollface? Carrollface.
“What the Building 7 is going on here?”
-Pete Carroll
How are you up this late? Did you get some beak?
I’m running on fumes right now.
Same. They’re alcohol fumes, but fumes nonetheless.
I guess nano bubbles aren’t that sticky anymore
This might be the greatest game EVAR played. It’s just so silly.
what the hell just happened?
— Pete Carroll, after watching Loose Change for the first time
Oh my god that sack, fumble and TD just gave me a completely undeserved FF lead.
Now, so long as Seattle doesn’t gain one more yard or, God forbid, score one more point, I might just hang on.
I think Hippo’s greased pig theory might be right…
MOAR SUDDEN CHANGES
THAT’LL DO, GUYS. THAT’LL DO.
OMFG.
Kill me
Good lord, say what you will about the Air Force being the most spoiled service of all five branches, but at least their rock band sucks out loud, too.
How could you see them? They are wearing camouflage!
Really helps when you’re whole reason for being is up in the fucking sky!
Up in sky not only reason! Must send Hellfire missiles into Afghan wedding parties, and spread mayhem and death from sky to ground as well.
God bless you, mute button
So, if the 49ers lose tonight, do I have to open a bottle of champagne, or will a cremant or cava suffice?
oh and u fancy!!
Sixer of Natty Light would be fine too.
The Losers Investment Club is currently on pace to lose $50,000 that they don’t have. This investment could not be going any more perfectly.
/nods knowingly
//waits for Bitcoin purchase to clear, this time it’s a SURE THING
Friendly-fire and such and such. You know, Veterans’ Day?
I’ll show myself out.
The 49ers are doing a great job of honoring Pat Tillman this Veterans Day by taking out their own teammates on that play.
For the troops! So thoughtful of them.
Where’s the flag? C’mon refs, get your shit together.
Army men posted strageically, in case there are hippies to punch later
Too bad Qardinals already used up the reverse flea flicker fake punt play
That was such a wonderful play.
completion AND drew a PI. That punter had to feel like a real footballist for a few hours
Hate the commershed uhls.
I hope you’re enjoying your stroke.
Running against this front is like trying to give a suppository to a tweaked-out pit bull