Wow, do we have the match up that you don’t want to see. I mean, sure, maybe OBJ will make some glorious catch. But, really, no one likes either team. Just look at this schmuck.
That’s a Jim Spanfeller-level punchable face.
Let’s talk about the Steelers first, though. I’m still not sure how they corralled in the egos of Antonio Brown and that dude who now plays RB for the Jets. Whatever his name is. He doesn’t matter anymore, now that we know that O-line was the real reason that running backs do well in the Steelers system. Good luck, Jets.
Tomlinson, who comes across like a real jackass in every interview he has ever done, going back to when he was 3 and someone asked him to sing the ABC’s, has done a fantastic job keeping this team on track. I would like to think that he would be nice to someone in his life. His wife? Mom? The sheep he drags to the bedroom and calls “Baker”? I don’t know who, but there has to be someone.
At QB, they have some putz who is just a putz. Middleman Putz might be his name. That’s how much I care. He’s serviceable, like a great many QBs you see in this league. That’s good enough.
The defense on this team is still tough. Not Patriots tough. Not Niners tough. Not Bills tough. But, definitely not a cake walk. That’s why they should win this game, and, also, because I like to hate on The Browns.
Now, let’s get to the part that is hard to talk about: Flaker Mayfield and the Brown turds.
They finally won last week! Yeah! 3 wins, baby. They are definitely going all the way. All the way to another top 10 draft pick, where they will probably draft a QB for when Mayfield becomes a backup on another team and fades into Oblivion. (Side note: I’m picking up Oblivion for the XB1 once I’m done playing Skyrim… again.)
But, last week was a fluke when you look at their season as a whole. OBJ had catches. Mayfield didn’t get intercepted (I would fact check that, but I don’t really want to). They stopped the run. Sort of, anyway, as the Bills should have ran it more, aside from Josh Allen.
This week, the Browns are going to have a hard time stopping the run. The Steelers aren’t scoring a ton of rushing TDs, but they know how to utilize the run game effectively. Kitchens doesn’t really garner a lot of surety as a head coach. He is going to have to play his linebackers in a manner that negates the run.
Since this is a rivalry game, expect a fun game to watch. Really, either team that loses is a win for us all.
“Fair weather fans are HILARIOUS to me…” – Emily Mayfield, wife of Baker, which means she made that choice voluntarily (that we know of), which should tell you everything you need to know about her
Still curious as to why the Browns are favored. They are the Browns, after all. Historical levels of losing that make Detroit fans jealous.
Talk about whatever below.
They gonna put in the duck guy or what?
“He’s not much of a runner. ” But he makes up for it by being not much of a passer.
Balanced player.
Double threat.
“And the defense balances all that up by not tackling.”
—John McKay
I was just gonna quote him!
Make the comment.
Great minds blah blah blah.
How goddamned stupid is Kitchens? He called timeout!
3rd and 24? NFL BLITZ!
Something something pin their ears back.
That was Jameis-esque.
Nobody wants this dingleberry of a ballgame
Playing the undertakers theme when an injured player is leaving the field?
That’s just mean
Why do you guys keep knowing things like 30 seconds before me?
You live in the darkest timeline. Which is the same as ours, just delayed 30 seconds.
This is the first year I’ve done daylight savings time. Why does everyone make a thing of talking about it? It’s an hour on one day. Big whoop.
Because people are whiny and suck bagfuls of shit.
I have a toddler it is hell on earth. I am up at 430 every day now instead of 530 or 6.
Oh yeah — how is Deci?
On days I have to go to the orifice, I set my alarm for 0410 for wake up. Invariably, I awaken at 0355 or 0400, what the fuck! I know most of y’all here are still at the “I AM IMMORTAL FUCK YOU OLD PEOPLE, OK BOOMER” but let me tell ya not being able sleep when you want to is a fucking horrible thing.
You didn’t like briefly pause your dvr then resume, then not realize you’re not caught up?
My dad does it all the time
I’m streaming on Amazon.
There you go. Complain about the delay tonsmazon
You think they’re suppressing my conservative voice?
Ratbirds/500s not even a national game. FUCK YOU, Shield
Jim and Bunk in a Tom Clancy show?
Well I’ll be damned.
At least Shan’klor is having a good night.
PRAISE HER
Praise all over this here league in 2019!
Gawd
Thank you Brownies!
yeah, this is bad even by their standards
I’ve mostly hated the Steelers since the 70s except for those periods of time since then that they really sucked, hard to hate losers (Go Bubby Brister!). But I like to see the Browns potentially winning this game.
I still hate the Steelers for stealing that Super Bowl from Fitz. That’s a real karmic wrong imo.
Fitzgerald sealed his own fate by not leaving Arizona when he had the chance. I understand wanting to remain loyal, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
I was rooting so hard for the panthers in 2015 just cuz of peanut
You’re so right. Fitz has gotten a lot of money for staying there.
As much as I want Fitz to have SB (and let Warner get one in AZ) — it’s always going to be a greater priority to see the Bidwills fail and — in some seasons, like 2019 — die.
I was in Kuwait for that one and in order to watch the game I would have had to go to the mess hall at Camp Arifjan at 4 am on the day to watch the game instead of just sleeping through it in my room at the Kuwait Hilton Resort. Not a difficult decision.
Kordell Stewart would like a word with you. Unfortunately, even he doesn’t know where he is these days.
c’mon, don’t say “Fire Island men’s room”
Fucking kickers.
Tell me that “ricoh” audible was a nod to Uncle Ricoh in Napoleon Dynamite
#ThePauls, doing nothing to deliver the kill shot. Again.
That was a pretty sick play ..
That’s why you do the tip drill
yeah, Troy, that’s TOTES on the left tackle there
Wonder if anybody ever sneak it over RG like that, and had their head fall clean off? That’d be pretty funny.
I’m surprised that crowd isn’t more amped. They can stick a dagger in PIT right here.
HAHA! And then the Browns drop a ball that hit square into his open hands.
is very #ThePauls
Well, I don’t prefer goats’ milk, but the act of milking them is very erotic.
I’ll be honest, I have no clue what’s going on this game. Browns offense is moving the ball, Steelers O-line is leaking like a sieve. Chalk it up to Thursday night idiocy?
yeah, rough game off a short week, Yinz is all beat up
Angela Lansbury? SHE FUCKS!
Why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?
The problem with a lot of detergents is that they don’t get the Bengals off your jersey. Instead, they just smear it all over and it get’s on everything in the wash.
That might have been that dopey fuck’s best throw of the day
Dopey is such an underrated adjective.
and he is more fun than Grumpy.
I’ve been drinking wine for the last 5 hours, I may end up doing a imitation of Sleepy.
So is Big Ben done? PIT gonna Flacco him off to mentor Jameis and give this Rudolpho the keys to Sixburgh?
Another re-make of The Longest Yard?
“JuJu, what day is it?”
“Lemon?”
Yep, he’s fine!!!!!
– Trent Green
Those three helmets colliding had to sound like big, hollow coconuts
they should have Gilligan’s Island clips for that
JuJu ded?
I’ve heard that certain JuJu’s that seem dead will rise three days from now.
Hee hee.
…and Juju dies
JuJu DedDed
“Stuttering Nazi” was one of the less successful members of Howard Stern’s Wack Pack
Shit. I knew I shouldn’t have started Conner.
Let’s not be too quick to judge.
You shush, smartypants.
Why? My FF opponent started him.
Injured his shoulder again. Questionable to return.
Delicious.
I’m tied for first in FF this year. 2019 is the season I’ve followed the NFL least (previous winner: 2018) and this is the only time I haven’t been bottom of the FF league. It’s been an enjoyable way to exit any association with the sport. Seriously, I got Raiders season tickets and I may just sell them seven times a year.
Come with me if you want to live.
Things I’d rather see than Knives Out:
1. My father naked.
2. His father naked.
3. Kathy Bates naked.
4. The Browns winning a Super Bowl.
5. All of the Browns naked.
Several of those are pretty high on my regular list.
Well, my grandfather was pretty buff….
what about your dad AND your granddad, jerking it to Ms. Bates?
Christ, you are fucking twisted. And I love you.
I have just downloaded that video.
20 years ago, my 1916-born granddad was living with me. Because of things, I happened to have to observe him in his uncensored glory on occasion. Once he died a few years ago, at age 98, I started to think about how I am going to shuffle off this mortal coil in a manner that will spare anyone having to observe my naked or dog-eaten corpse.
Okay, someone’s gotta gif Mayfield there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4
Is there a shirt that’s like the opposite of a vest, all arms but no middle part?
From the Ed Gein collection
Needs to have dried vaginas in lieu of buttons
This edition of the Browns’ uniforms are objectively better — but I like the old ugly ones better.
Literally objectively.
No — everyone recognizes these uniforms as better to look at.
It’s science.
It appears that Romo is going to have a long enjoyable broadcast career. I’m looking forward to the day he slips up and talks about working for Jerruh.
I seriously do not care about towing capacity of my pick up.
But wasting energy OWNS THE LIBTARDS
I prefer leasing my libtards. I know people say it costs more, but I like being able to have a new libtard every couple of years.
“Leasing — or as I call it fleecing — is most expensive way to trigger a libtard.”
–
So you measure your penis with a ruler?
What about carrying capacity for cranked out tweakers?
Cranked out is a funny term.
That isn’t Landry.
Honestly have no idea who that was
Nope.
Underthrown ball to a receiver who’d beaten the coverage, DB with hand in between receivers’s hands, TROY AIKMAN BLAMES THE RECEIVER
As a bottom, you wouldn’t think he’d go there.
A Chubb with no gain? Damn high school flashbacks…
That Chubb went down.
Ben looks like a stand in for the sheriff on Stranger Things
handcuffs DO aid in the raping process
Oh hey Denis Leary, that joke was funny: THIRTY FUCKING YEARS AGO!
That’s the spirit, except he wasn’t funny then either.
I will admit to you, my brethren, I’m disillusioned at work. I’m too old to make a change, I have a lot of financial responsibilities. I can feel my anger and negativity closing in on me. What to do?
Sabotage your asshole co-workers?
I’m working on that. They are young and dumb, this old wolf has a few tricks up his sleeve. Fucking little shits.
Eat edibles at work to at least make it enjoyable?
It’s a guaranteed never-ending source of amusement at work, if you can set it up just right. (Gotta make your own job satisfaction sometimes.)
*co-worker’s assholes
finger them using one of Weaselo’s ghost pepper sauces. BOOM!
5-state killin’ spree!
Your boss’s wife since you lost yours.
The boss’s wife works at the company. She had big jugs but is a dramatic, incompetent stupid gash. I wouldn’t fuck her with King Hippo’s penis
yeah, ain’t nobody gonna be pleased with that
Just wipe it on the curtains after.
Hard drugs?
I started going to therapy lately. But that probably won’t help with the financial stuff. That shit is expensive.
Suck it up and quit being a snowflake? Given your comment history, that’s exactly what you’d tell your younger co-workers.
Your words cut, but they make sense.
Yeah, Scotchnaut nailed me. I feel like Christy Canyon after a date with Peter North and Ron Jeremy.
Cultivate emotional detachment, weed.
GOOD. GOOD. Embrace your anger! It makes you strong….
Michigan vs. Michigan State, yeah no one cares. Unless they live in Michigan.
one presumes this is foreplay?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1470023/
That NFL top 100 players is gonna be like 60 cowboys, 38 Patriots, and brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers
And no Steelers, if Fouts and Art Shell have their wicked way
Thanks for that visual.
Sorry!
No, that is HOT…….
Well, maybe just sweaty.
One instance where I don’t think it can be both.
Pricey coloring book
I never get this commercial. A set of color pencils and a notebook would run you about $20.
Imagine the Watt household next to the Gronkowski household. Their would be a date rape blackhole the size of the Indian Ocean
#ThePauls best be careful not to wear that KHunt out before December
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjnpqFXuNzc