The downtown Sudbury railyard is a bit of an eyesore but it’s my eyesore. It’s a little puppy compared to the Symington Yard in The Peg or the MacMillan a few hours south in Vaughan but it’s where I return every year. Plus there’s a soup kitchen a hop, skip and a jump from the center of the place. Most times I wander over there but this time of the year me and a few boys get together and have our own little cookout under the International Bridge which spans the skinniest part of the yard.
As usual The Bear showed up-this year he brought a pig’s head. A gift from a butcher that he helped out. See, that’s the thing. A lot of people like to call us bums like we don’t do a thing but we always try to earn our keep. Some days you can rake leaves for a few bucks and a sandwich, or maybe help a guy that’s re-doing the roof of his house. More than once I’ve just walked into a place and got a job mopping and cleaning toilets, it’s no big thing. This time of year that money all goes towards the get-together we like to call “The Big Feed”.
Rosie likes to work the farms all over and no one knows why. She’ll always have carrots and onions and the like. And so it goes. Some stuff gets put into foil packets and thrown into the fire. If there’s a source of water nearby some other stuff is made into our trusty old “Mystery Stew”. It always turns out okay but I think that food tastes much better when you’re in good company.
Tonight went as planned-our bellies were happy and we started filling it with some sort of fermented apple booze. It wouldn’t be right to call it cider but it’s not bad at all. As usual the old stories came out and a few new ones sprouted but we were all waiting for the yearly roundtable question to get started.
I went first-
-“I’m thankful I made it back here safe and sound and I get to see all your sorry asses again.” There were a few groans until Rosie barked, “Not mine, brother!” and then the circle erupted with laughter.
Porcupine Charlie went next-“I’m grateful for that Sally that licked my druthers in a coal car on the way to Topeka back in ’85!” He nodded and looked round, drinking in the hoots and guffaws that he knew would follow his proclamation.
Charger the Dodger, 54 and looking every year of it and more spouted, “I’m thankful I’ve got a little pisser on the way. She says it’s a boy.” Silence. Then Old Cobb spoke, “C’mon Charge, you can’t tell me you fell for the oldest trick in the book. Whoever she is, she just wants to rope you in! Goddamn!” Both of them were shaking their heads and Charger replied, “You takin’ me for a fool? She’s got a belly and the whole deal. I ain’t never had a scrambler around before-it’ll probably make me stick around for eight, maybe ten months!” More laughter.
It always turns into a bit of a game, with some giving thanks more than a few times. The themes are usually the same, good health, a new friend, a new spot to make some dough or to lay down one’s head. After all, in the end our needs are simple, but specific to the life we choose to live. I know for a fact that whether you hop trains, sit at a desk, deliver/build things, pour beer or shuffle paper, the desire for comfort, some peace and maybe a little affection is something we all share. Good night.
TO THE GAME!
Bills/Cowboys:
It’s been made known to Jason Garrett that he can’t rest on his non-existent laurels for much longer. It’ll be curious to see if/how the players react to the swirl of jabberings that surround the team. Look for a gameplan that takes the ball out of DAK!’s hands and onto Zeke’s feet because the Bills can be run on. I’ve remarked on it before but Josh Allen’s Carnival of Wondrous Spontaneous Play-Making is the most entertaining football you can set your eyeballs on this year.
Go For It! (down below)
I want the offense to come out, throw it deep four straight times, then shrug and walk of the field
Last minute fantasy advice:
Brees vs Atlanta
Or
Wilson vs Minnesota
Minnesota has the better defense, but brees has the better matchup.
My dilemma is that I just have this hunch NO won’t be lighting the world on fire tonight due to the short week and underperforming opponet
ATL got to him 2 weeks ago, and Breesus don’t like the road. I think RW is at home, as long as that is the case…start him.
True, but I also wonder if Sean payton is the vindictive type to treat this like a revenge game,
IE go all out against atl
Eh fuck it, going with Wilson, I’m all but eliminated from my money league, wanna ruin other people’s season, have to go for the throat
Very plausible. Or they might run it 40 times.
7 minutes to I am teh Egg Bowl! Coo-coo, ka-choo!!
Prescott needs to do more of that.
Just, like, not when the game’s already decided. Like now.
You have the chance to get everybody hurt in a lost cause, you jump on it. I’m from The South, ah get it.
Jerrah’s gonna get under that salary cap if he has to kill every other player on the roster.
The Japanese say “ah so.”
wut yeeeeeewwww call me???
0:15 in…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXgNwr8mAkM
They put. Cooper. Back. In.
0.04 from 69. SO CLOSE to niiiiiiccccce
Grrrrrrrrr….
So I watched the early game at a friend’s house in the company of a bona fide lifelong Lions fan. His frustration watching the game put me in mind of my former self as a P*ts fan in the late 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s. The empathy was palpable. Poor fucker.
I used over a pound of butter today, and that’s just what I stuck up my ass.
It made Dallas play poorly today, so do it again next week
I will. Join me.
You’re in Canada. It’s a kilometer of butter.
Haha fooled you. I’m in America right now.
“I don’t know who you are. But I have special skills and I will find you.”
-A Mile of Butter
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Oh boy. That’s the season if he’s hurt
Yeah. That’s the season.
One also questions why Zeke is still in the match, though I’m ok with him taking extra hits.
now Coop, he die
Franchise decision just became easier for Dallas
Ball game.
Just kidding, that was last quarter
Cowboys also clearly miss Dawson’s Creek villain Leighton Vander Esch
why on Earth did he THROW that??
Josh Allen? Am I missing something? Are you guys ahead of me? 🙁
Brokeback. Just take the 3, it ends the game. He got it anyway, but was risky.
Dak looks constipated. Maybe he could use some yogurt
He’s been in the can too long. All the goop congealed.
I just exploded in the bathroom, so I can give him some tips.
DFO Artistically Dramatic Interpretation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBtC_eKVVEE
Wetter
So is Garrett fired on Monday, tonight or on the field postgame, or on the field in the middle of the game?
d. Friday
Jerral keeps him around just so he has to listen to the day-after abuse
Out of a cannon.
Dallas D seems to be at least trying. No idea what the offense is out there doing.
getting worn down now
Yep
“Neither do I.”
— Dak P., Dallas TX
This is what happens to Dallas when they don’t make their annual Sean Lee sacrifice.
Speaking of Al Pacino, I watched The Irishman last night. Joe Pesci did an amazing job, but otherwise it’s just another mob movie, albeit a really long one. Good enough movie, but nowhere near worth the hype.
It was a bad week to start Dak when I had a perfectly good Indy QB sitting on my bench.
This is a rough day for the Non-Gendereds.
True, but the thought of roughly 100,000 unhappy Texans in one place is giving me no small amount of joy.
lots of hound dogs wisely hiding under beds tonite
Mine’s asleep. Wayyyy too many treats.
Rocket Mortgage is working hard to end homelessness.
Just not as hard as Scotchy.
watch ’em kick the FG. And miss again.
I can see Dallas is showing how much they want to keep Jason Garrett as coach.
They really do seem to be leaping at the opportunity to get rid of him. Quick TD just to show what they’re capable of, then absolutely nothing.
It’s cute how they pretend like Tracy eats.
Well, she eats. Digesting is another story.
She replaced her digestion system with an incinerator.
You never want to get Cole in your stocking! Hahahaha geddit?
Trubs would have hit a fan in the head with that spike
Even after this Ole Jerrah won’t fire Princeton.
Such Shanking! It is to laugh.
Jesus Christ. Jerry might jump out the window
and swan-kick the… uhh… kicker and then go after the Clapper?
Good. The Cowboys might have a chance.
MOAR LIEK Dall-ASS, amirite??
SHANK’LOR better save some room for the weekend.
Our Goddess is infinite!
HAIL SHANK’LOR!
YOU LEAVE HUEY LEWIS OUT OF THIS YOUNG SHELDON
Where’s Fitzpatrick Bateman when you need him?
I think I can see why Hauschka is having all these problems kicking.
?itok=-bxhE1s6
Helmet’s too big
DOINKGOAL
BONNNGGGG
Oh, hi Jay.
A weird bit of darkest timeline news coming out as the PIR is selling the .org non-profit domain registry to a new private equity firm, Ethos Capital. This is hilariously shitty. Some creative bean counter has stumbled on to a way to leech money from non-profits
Also the two principals of Ethos Capital are both associates of the former head of ICANN who made massive changes to the .org domain policies to make it more commercially viable, “coincidentally” enough.
I’m honestly surprised there hasn’t been a play to monopolize the backbones yet
Was that kids name Corinthian?
His brothers Doric and Ionic are proud.
Don’t forget about their cousin Hard Corinthian
Corinthian is the best leather
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MIKE BLOOMBERG
I seriously have no idea what his possible constituency is.
His base is Mike Bloomberg
People that like Biden but wish he didn’t hang out with that black fella so much.
Whoa, Ellie Goulding is mainstream now? That’s cool I guess. They made her sound pretty bland for this little show though
I turned on the TV to watch the game and what the hell is this shit?
Further proof humanity is a mistake.
People get paid to come up with these “ideas.”
And just think, there were ideas that got turned down!
I’m beginning to think the 2019 Cowboys are just falling apart.
There ya go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6jn7UQIJMY
Who the fuck are these people
Should have flown Brothers Osbourne down to play a second time with electricity
We’ve reached the half way point of Turkey Day football.
Who picked out Nantz’s light blue shirt and green tie? John Dalton? Krusty’s haberdasher? Nantz’s wife in a fit of jealousy?
[giggles because the Cowboys can’t hit an easy field goal]
-Me
SHA’NKLOR FAVORS NONE
We haven’t even eaten yet and I am already so gassy.
The Cowboys fanclub should be called the Boy Lovers. I wonder if boylovers.com is taken
boiluverz??
N.A.M.B.L.A.
BLEERGH & SHAN’KLOR are going to Cass Elliott if they feast any more today.
PASS TEH GRAVY!! – Bill Maher