NFL Nuggets:
- The big news of the day is that Riverboat Ron got run out of town.
- Carolina fired him after a 5-7 start, behind a team that has thrown 15 TDs versus 11 interceptions, been sacked 45 times & given up an average of 23 points per game.
- He’s been replaced by Perry Fewell, who sounds like he was named one letter off a TV preacher & looks like the lovechild of Michael Irvin & Mike Singletary.

Naturally, this is the perfect place to insert the Kenny Rogers classic.
- In other coaching news, Jerry Jones poured some gas on the fire with his comments about Jason Garrett.
- When asked about Garrett, Jones said, “In my opinion, Jason Garrett will be coaching in the NFL next year.”
- This answer was in the middle of a longer conversation about what it takes to win a Super Bowl:
- “Nobody has the exclusive skills to get the job done so that collectively you can win a Super Bowl,” Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said during one of his regular appearances on 105.3 The Fan in Dallas, via Jon Machota of TheAthletic.com. “But there are qualified people. Jason Garrett is one of them. In my opinion, Jason Garrett will be coaching in the NFL next year.”
- The reason reason this is being discussed? Slow news day.
- Apparently, the Seahawks were battling the flu in their Monday Night win.
- Six Seahawks were officially listed as having symptoms or an actual case on their injury report.
- But because it was a home game, they didn’t need a second plane like the Patriots.
- “It was pretty bad,” quarterback Russell Wilson said, likely not discounting the price of his water so his teammates could stay hydrated.
- Six Seahawks were officially listed as having symptoms or an actual case on their injury report.
- But the one good thing to come out of the Monday Night game? Those Canadian PJs Tyler Lockett and David Moore rocked walking into the stadium.
- They were the big hit on all Canadian sports broadcasts.
- The key is the escape hatch in the back.
- They wore them in honour of fellow Seahawk player and Canadian Luke Willson, who is currently injured but was apparently a big sideline inspiration this week during the flu-ridden practices.
- In typical Canadian style, no one knows where they got them, and no merchant yet has taken advantage & put them up for sale.
- They were the big hit on all Canadian sports broadcasts.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL: (all Canadian teams are regional broadcasts only)
- Lightning at Predators – 8:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Mavericks at Pelicans – 7:30PM | TNT / TSN
- Heat at Raptors – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1
- Trail Blazers at Clippers – 10:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- NCAA:

Let’s tell Hippo the line’s 4.5. - Hoops:
- St. Peter’s at St. John’s – 6:30PM | FS1
- Iowa at Syracuse – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Northwestern at Boston College – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Michigan at Louisville – 7:30PM | ESPN
- Florida State at Indiana – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Rutgers at Pittsburgh – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Duke at Michigan State – 9:30PM | ESPN
- Hoops:
Wikipedia – which has been ridiculous with the charity pleas today given it’s Giving Tuesday or whatever – says there have been four official cover versions of The Gambler: (links to two)
- Alvin and the Chipmunks on their album Urban Chipmunk. (1981)
- Johnny Cash on Gone Girl (1978)
- Blake Shelton on Cracker Barrel: Songs of the Year Concert (2007)
- Brian Posehn with Jamey Jasta on Fart and Wiener Jokes (2010)
Of course, there’s only one version the [DFO] Commentariat will allow me to play:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzyL0hBboYU
There was no goddamned way I was linking to anything Blake Shelton.
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