Did you squeak in? Did you get a bye? Tell us how it all went right/wrong down below. Me? I’ve got a bye in one money league and will get blown out in another unless my Fitzmagik/Parker stack comes thru in a big way.
TO THE GAMES!
Panthers/Falcons:
Atlanta’s O-line wasn’t very good to begin with (where have you gone, Devonta?) but now the threads are beginning to unravel. Even though Ryan gets the ball out quickly on average, he’s been put on his butt 15 times the last two games.
Ravens/Bills:
Lamar!’s outstanding play has papered over a wr unit that is pure fyre and not in the good way that the kids say. Do the kids still say that? Today they face a cb White (not a white cb, that would be ridiculous) that has not allowed a TD on 72 targets.
Bengals/Browns:
When was the last time this game mattered to both teams? The early 80’s? I’m glad not to have to lean on either Chubb or Mixon going forward. Dalton’s return to starter status means the ball will be in the air more (John Ross is back) and KHunt’s 43 touches have resulted in a missed tackle 23 times. Kareem is playing at a very high level.
Potato Skins/Packers:
After showing out last week, Washington might just have something in injury-free Guice. Add to that Haskins playing competently (tho he didn’t toss a 6 spot) and McLarin’s early season success-they just might be set up at the skill positions.
Lions/Vikes:
Cousins got off to a very bad start in the early weeks of the season, according to Thielin and Diggs but that run-heavy approach has paid back some delightful dividends now. The threat of Cook/Mattison getting the ball has resulted in Captain Kirk having the highest play-action efficiency rating in the league.
Niners/Saints:
You think this Kittle guy works on his game? Last year the only knock on him was that he had the 3rd-most drops-this year he hasn’t had a single one. As for the running game, good luck picking which fella will come to the fore this week. (I tried to work in a Cerberus joke but brain won’t let me)
Fins/Jets:
New Yawk has the fifth-most inviting secondary in fantasy so that’s why I’m heaving a prayer towards the Fitz/Parker combo. If you’re streaming te’s take a look at Mike Gesicki-he’s 5th in targets the last two weeks and has scored in both games. Rb Bell is out with an illness-my guess is he’s sick and tired of having 3.2 yards per carry.
Colts/Bucs:
Coach of the year has to go to Reich, right? He dealt with the Hodor retirement ambush, changed the O to suit Brissett and has weathered injuries to every one of his skill guys. And his team is still sniffing at a wild card spot. Well done.
Broncos/Texans:
Houston is riding high after last week’s W over the Pats. Now comes the fall? Or do they roll? Courtland Sutton owners are praying that rook qb Drew Lock can keep the fantasy points flowing.
Give it to me!
…Wow… that was shite even for these New Age Bungles…
Fun observation, watching redzone projected on a wall here in the (converted) barn, while doing engine run-up tests is … FUN! Also, pretty sure I’ve got a transient misfire in this fucker
“I hate transients!”
-Anon, Northern Ontario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxXI2BPRzaA
Fitz at 66 yards passing already but blown redzone oppo.
Stuck in Dacteds-Pack limbo. Grrr. *shakes tiny fist*
…and that’s why the Bengals need to draft Joe Borrow.
Nick Bosa good
/of course, Noah Fant is on my bench (and Lock)
Joe Mixon committed Unnecessary Roughness. Again.
NOWAE!?! Not Joe Mixon!
Our Beatie has always been such a gentleman!!
D-O-N-K-S!!!
/also FC Midtylland
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Damn, BLEERGH! Don’t help Cincy!
Jimmy G throwing rockets
G’evening lads, lassess and assorted pervosaurs!
I really like “pervosaurs”. I’ll use that in every day life.
Da Fuq is wrong with ESPN News? I thought watching poker was turrible.
They actually have a Cornhole Competition on right now.
Hot sack tossing action
Do they still cover Spelling Bee?
I shit you not…..Dude just said “She’s pushing the bag out of the way and going toward the hole”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHjlM5A1jME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuVRz5C3QQY&t=180
¡Hola!
She likes me. I can tell.
Is it just me or is this the 2nd week in a row where Jameis Winston started 0/1, 0 yards, 1 INT?
With no NFC East schadenfreude to be had, Sunday feels empty
Eli hasnt had a capri sun in 2 months. Eli wants his capri sun
Is it possible for the Bengals to beat the Browns but still lose? Are they allowed to forfeit with :01 left in the 4th Qtr. while leading?
they can start some mega brawl?
If Bloomberg wants to help he can buy Fox News.
Sure Mike Bloomberg wants to help…Mike Bloomberg.
Bloomberg is the Democrat version of Trump.
in terms of empty-headed egotism? AGREED. But he is not Democratic at all. He’s a Rockefeller Republican who doesn’t like guns.
Just like Trump is not a Republican. They just picked weak parties that could be exploited for their own gain.
He might win, too. America is that dumb.
I wouldn’t like guns either if I had spent my life hoarding wealth and had some concerns about imminent food riots
He has to make those commercials for himself. Otherwise, he’ll vote Biden in the primary.
Maybe bribe Trump to resign? I’m certain he could do it for $10 Billion.
Am I having a stroke or was that Shane McMahon on NCIS: LA?
Someday her prince will come.
The Veon being out is totally going to cost me a win today.
Reddit AMA questions for Rodgers
Mamma Mia 2, great film or the greatest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SylIwAMfo1Q
(1) LSU vs (4) Oklahoma
(2) OSU vs (3) Clemson
Unless Fields gets healthy, we’re near certainly looking at LSU and Clemson for the Championship.
Ohio State should start hanging out in the wrestlers showers, prepare that butthole for Son of Clem
Yep. If Fields is healthy, they at least have a fighters chance. If that same sputtering offense from last night shows up in Tempe 20 days from now, Clemson will murderdeathkill them five times over.
Just saw SoS’s banner comment and laughed out loud.
Continuing on my infinite part series, Why Billionaires Are The Dumbest Motherfuckers Alive:
this really plays into Warren’s strengths, as absolutely NOBODY amongst the “party loyalist” bloc wants any part of those plutocrats
Yay foar homemade Chili.
Boo foar heartburn.
No kidding-Mike Nichols directed, Ephron wrote it, Streep, Nicholson, Jeff Daniels, Maureen Stapleton and Stockard Channing all starring? Shoulda been great, but no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHcrqMxqRMg
Am I the only one who wants to see the 49ers stomp on the Saints neck today?
I’m torn on that one.
I have NO’s defense.
If you could twist that stiletto heel just a bit… Oh god yeah. That was good.
Reddit AMA questions for Rodgers
Have you always been a little bitch or did you grow into it?
Morning Folks. Great overcast day in Vegas. British weather
“AND I NEVER EVEN GOT TO GO THERE!” – an anguished Eli Manning, mixing up the rapper and the theme park of his dreams
Today is the annual El Segundo Christmas parade which starts directly below my homestead. Chance of Santa riding on a Chevron firetruck…100%
Chance of Oscar Meyer Weinermobile…75%
So I picked up a Penny from Seattle in case Jacobs doesnt go. Or do I just play Marvin Jones Jr????
I did the same, but for Week 15, probably lean Jones
I have Shady ready to go if Jacobs cant go at 1pm.
“Our house is big so we can accommodate all the gifts.” Stepsisinlaw
Litre’s brain “You live in the furthest suburb and you couldn’t pay me enough to live in this Fake Plastic Trees hellscape you cow.”
I have a bye in DFO ball (thank fuck, brutal matchups plus Josh Jacobs problems), but my 3-10 Orange Slices & Cocaine trying to win our way out of the “toilet bowl” sub-bracket. It ain’t looking good, though I am finally getting to start Founding Fathers. Bleeding Kansas into the lineup over Will Fuller UGH.
100% rolling with BloodSugarFitzMagic
I kinda backed into the bye in DFO. Holy crap my late season slides get me every time.
OK, granted, a 10 week losing streak last year might not be termed “late season slide”.
Yeah, I suck.
If I’m out of the playoffs and don’t even have a chance to take some of Fronkenshteen’s money, what’s the point?
(Sees Fronk across the room)
Oh, uh, I mean, other than a fun, spirited competition where the real prize was the friends we made along the way.
(Frantically tries to undelete account.)
You can always punch him in the throat and then run away laughing.
So I guess Aaron Rodgers is going to be doing an AMA on 12/9.
Pitching or catching?? LIAR!!! – Spur
All questions will be about his family. And Woody Harrelson’s Rampart.
Am going to need at least 20 burner accounts for this event.
SPUR: Would you ever consider following in your brother’s footsteps and appearing as a suitor during a season of ‘The Bachelor’?
RODGERS: Don’t you mean ‘The Bachelorette’?
SPUR: No, I don’t.
I backed into the 5 seed at 7-6. My team has been leaking oil in a major way and I don’t expect to survive today’s matchup – my hopes are pinned on Better Mahomes and Gardens having a big day against NE’s defense, which I don’t think is likely.
How much self-hatred goes along with rooting for Andy’s Chefs??
I am probably getting a little too casual about my dismissal of the Chiefs this year. They haven’t used up their annual allotment of luck during the regular season, which means they still have some left for the playoffs.
found a funny:
dropping my xbox on the front lawn and a bunch of firefighters wrestling me to the ground because im tryna go back in for the controllers
Have to take Decilitre to my step brothers for brunch as my mother is visiting. His wife is a sharp C. Gave Momma Cola a noonish curfew due to football and his wife’s C*#$iness.
Engage edibles.
EDIBLES AWAY!!!
Mrs. Cola caught me. Gave me a mmhmmm and said she would do the same!!
Any chance I can get Fantasy Football advice?
If yes, great!
My question: Should I start WR Tyler Lockett (against Ramit) or Robby Anderson (against DaFins)?
That’s tough but Lockett gets Jalen Ramsay and a solid Rams D (if you ignore the result vs. the rampaging Ravens they’ve only given up 10 points a game in 5 of their last 6) and I don’t trust Anderson so, Anderson.
Agreed. Anderson is the better matchup this week.
But it’s narrow.
yikes, tough choice but agreed
Huh. With Thielin out PFF’s wr/cb charting shows Olabisi Johnson with a massive advantage over Justin Coleman. (it’s numbers so it’s scientific fact)
Jamaal Adams: OUT. Heap big good news for Scotchy.
[stands knee-deep in sewage] Everything’s coming up Scotchy!
New poll shows 46% of American MILITARY households view Russia as an ally. That’s not terrifying at all. Not at all.
https://www.voanews.com/usa/pentagon-concerned-russia-cultivating-sympathy-among-us-troops
If we’re not embracing facism to hate the commies, who are we hating?
The poors? Seems to be what my provincial government hates.
[shoves to front of the line]
“Hey, what about us? We pulled all the funding for a fresh fruit and veggie program for 1st Nation elementary school kids!”
-Doug Ford’s Ontario government
Old People? Fuck them.
LGBTQ? Fuck them.
Teachers? Fuck them.
Students? Double fuck them.
Nurses? Fuck them too.
Oil and Gas Companies? Have 4.7 Bill.
-J. Kenney’s Alberta Government
Josh Jacobs true game time decision. Do I have him in my 3 money leagues? Yep. Is it the latest start so you really could be as Hippo puts it “Fooked” Yes. SO Ekeler, AP, and some white guy from Miami are in!
How in the fuck has the league been ok with Gruden playing a RB with a fractured shoulder, anyway?
Ahem, JUST WIN BABY – A. Davis.
Can’t they just put Teflon hammys in Will Fuller’s legs, already?
Coach Epps & Harbs have to be in the running foar coach of the Year too.
Totally agree-Reich is my under the radar pick.
Well down at the local Pegging Club, being in the Loosers Braket is actually a good thing. So there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JaoVqh-MIc