And all that work in the regular season to eliminate all those lousy teams except for the Eagles, smgdh. Hey, we’re here-let’s make the best of it.
TO THE GAME!
Bills/Texans:
-J.J. Watt is back! The usual recovery time from a torn pec is six months + (depending on severity of course) but he’s a Wonder Warrior and all that. I’m guessing he’s not in game shape but he’ll have an impact because Josh Allen reacts very slowly to collapsing pockets.
-There’ll be an interesting battle between wr Hopkins (68 of his catches have gone for a 1st down or a TD-that’s phenomenal!) and cb White, the Bills shutdown (over-used word but the guy hasn’t given up a TD the whole season) dude. So The Shaun will throw to the other side, right? Welp, it looks as though deepball fella Fuller’s continuing soft tissue ailments will cause him to miss out this week. So we’re looking at the very average Kenny Stills going up against Levi Wallace who, after a rough start to the year, has only given up 7 catches the last four weeks.
-Devin Singletary should have himself a game in this spot. He really underwhelmed the last 3 games he played in (he was supposed to help deliver me a champeenship) but I went back and had a look-they were vs. the Pats, Ravens and Steelers, all top 5 in defending the run. The Texans are in the bottom 5 in that category.
-Prediction Time! If Josh Allen keeps it to two turnovers or less the Bills win, more than that and things get dicey. I’ll say Bills 26 (that’s 2 scores and 4 field goals because multiple busted drives) Texans 20.
Now it’s your turn. Tell me how you think the game will unfold.
Playoff doink?
Sean McDermott doesn’t deserve this team.
Well, that should do it.
Just kick the damn field goal now
How did he get out of that?
We were so close to such a bananas ending
HOLEESHIT
This game has to have at least one missed FG in OT to be truly absurd
I think that’s an adequate substitute.
Tough, but fair
Greta is appalled by the wasted energy of these teams.
So we’re all brain washed like her to watch this?
“Fuck that teenaged girl.”
—Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein
Wait is this a different Kai than Kai Forbath?
Kai Forbath is like someone combining their Dragonball and star wars fan fic
I think we need a review of the review after this review.
Still a better game than last year’s Superb Owl?
Who the fuck has a beef with owls? They eat pests and are beautiful birds….
Snuff films are better than last season’s Super Bowl.
I’ve seen most SBs since SBII, and the latest one was the worst I can remember, even though the team for which I always cheer for won the game. That was fucking dismal.
How do three fucking bills allow that receiver to make the first?
Lol…
oh Bills
So on a tie, the Texans and Bills try to combine to make a decent team for the next round right?
‘Member when the refs took a touchdown off the Bills despite them scoring by recovering a live ball in the endzone? Oh but “common sense hurr durr”
the returner threw the ball forward, so at the most…2 points? Would that be a touchback or illegal forward pass safety??
Waiting for Godot: the football version
Waiting for God damn
TWO theatre of the absurd references! We’re on a roll.
It won’t end…..neither team will fucking end this game!
/Sobs violently…
Jesus, the Bills broke a Browns fan
I’m almost sad the Texans are going to drive to win here
My 3OT strategy has got to be looking better now
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You guys will be surprised to hear the Bills fans here think that was a bullshit call
jeeeeeesus
Buffalo After Reading
punt on 3rd down
They should have!
KILL KILL KILL, DO IT
Three bills neglect to block a linebacker that then nearly decapitates their quarterback – the nihilism is spreading
Josh Allen: Fuck It, Why Not
You got to give Allen credit….he is playing well inspite of himself….
He’s just like a kid* out there
*kid with mild autism
My kid never would’ve thrown that lateral
Derp…..derp ….derp….AMAZING FUCKING PLAY TO KEEP THE DRIVE GOING….derp….
Hey, a blind squirrel finds a nut every so often when he decides to air it out deep.
Wow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is anyone really sure JP Losman would be any worse in this current game?
With Tyrod Taylor the Bills already won.
Josh Allen’s play today is Brett Farve’s entire career in a nutshell.
Only with less flip phone camera dick pics.
Like a Brittfar who fell down a well at some point
I was just thinking how Favre-ian this whole OT is looking
Just a kid having fun or sending unsolicited dick pics
This game is amazeballs and I’m sorry Josh Allen only exists in this simulation
Can we get some yolo throws?
The JJ Watt spin clinic tradename?
Okay who told Booger what yolo means
This would be the worst QB’d late game comeback win, EVER
Allen channelling his inner Grossman
Even sexy rexy wouldn’t throw to a double covered fullback on a go route
the carnival continues!
Unorthodox is certainly an apt descriptions of Josh Allen play…
Tunsil with all the weed paranoia false starts
ALLEN IS KURTZ
I haven’t watched a comeback this stupid since rampant antisemitism.
I don’t know which of your comments should be on the banner
Sorry, I drank too much coffee.
Don’t apologize, you magnificent bastard
this one HAS TO BE
Good strategy here is to play for 3OT to tire out Watson
Remember, Bills: you can’t fumble the ball away if you refuse to play offense in OT. Just saying.