TO THE GAME!
Titans/Pats:
-Of any year, this is the one where the Pats needed the bye the most. They are starting to look old-ish in my opinion. They really are a 10-6 club that was gifted some wins way back in the fall.
-Everyone’s mother is saying that them Tits are built to win this game and I can’t disagree. Belichick is going to have to try to take rb Henry out of this game (says a silent prayer for the continued health of his hammy) and I don’t think he’ll be able to do it. I mean, he’ll probably end up with a stat line of 28 carries for 105 yards and that will be enough to carry the team to the win. He’s a battering ram and if he can get to the 2nd level he’s murder. Speaking of, he should get at least 3 passes this game because he does have a tendency to break a long one on the rare times he’s involved in the passing game.
-The Pats playmaker-less, running back passing game O (where have you gone, Sanu?) is going to be their undoing and it’s just a matter of time. Brady’s throws are still crisp 10 yards and in but any longer than that and things start to get wonky. That’s why he’s had just the one 300+ game in his last ten and why I think the D needs to score a six spot in order for New England to get it done.
-The weather (light rain throughout the game) might just make this tilt a boring mess but we’ll still watch.
-Prediction Time. I’ll go 20-17 Titans. They’ll have to 1. outscore the Pats in the 4th, and 2. get the last points of the game in order to pull this out.
Your turn.
Everybody get into Crash Positions…
A little escapism here.
And another beer.
Look at how that dress sits on her (and doesn’t)… brilliant design.
lot to unpack here
That made me laugh.
Every. Day.
The money that telescope cost was well worth it!
BLEERGH against the P*ts? Hail!
BLEE’RGH has no allegiances apparently.
Whether P*ts win or lose tonight, I can’t see them getting by whoever would be their next opponent. As we witness the sunset of the New English Evil Empire, I can only imagine how the old blue bloods must have felt post-WWII as the British Empire crumbled around them. It was a nice ride, but I’m not going to be in denial about it’s demise like a lot of chowderhead fans.
Hey, pal, I’m tryin’ ta rend my garments heah!
Eh, the mainland blows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnJ6LuUFpMo
Eh but the Youp ain’t all it’s cracked up to be either.
Dear Tennessee Titans…
I like my coffee like I like my men.
Today, we are all Tennessee Titans fans.
God help us all.
Redshirt, Decilitre was picking out a toothbrush today and selected the My Little Pony one. Thought you would like that.
Not Despacito, better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_zgKRBrT0Y
Assuming TEN hangs on to win, that would be 2 losses at home in a many week for th P*ts. Crazy if it happens
He is serious. And don’t call him “Shirley”.
You have a drinking problem.
Hehehehe….I gotta rewatch that movie.
Is that the fine lady from Dead to Me?
Yes, but the point is we should eat homemade ravioli and pie like this.
I already eat my pasta and pie with a wide open mouth and gratuitous tongue usage.
Well done…. well done.
This is correct
Gooooooooooooooooosssssseeee
THAT WAS GODDAMNED TERRIFYING
Derrick Henry looks like a goddamn Borderlands monster next to Mark Ingram
There is some perspective in the shot, Derrick Henry 6’3″ 250 to Mark Ingram 5’9″ 220, but still that’s a whole different deal.
That’s better.
Ironically, the oversized jacket makes him look so much smaller.
It does.
The thing with Henry being that tall, he still runs low when he needs to.
They could do comedy work after football?
Stupid Tits.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
Too much time on the clock p*ts score before half
Tractorcito,
I don’t want to make a ref to Despacito
So that means I guess I’m gonna have to beat-o
Hole in my skull, give a self-lobotomy-oh…
I have had that tune in my head the whole game.
scotchnaut with the good call about using Henry in the passing game.
What the fuck is up with these new alcoholic seltzers? Just buy some seltzer water and add vodka, it’s not rocket science.
How am I supposed to instagram that though?
$
Next commercial: Buy new “Not Rocket Science” hard seltzer, it’s so easy, anyone could do it, but why should they have to?
Lazy ass gen-Z high school students
“You misspelled ‘sexy’.” – Mark Sanchez
I’m too lazy to mix my own drinks Is there an app to do that?
Derrick Henry doesn’t need to trim the leaves to look bigger.
No matter the size of a bush in the redwood forest.
That analogy won’t last long under the current management.
Geez, Derrick Henry even makes his own offensive linemen look small.
And little weaklings.
I should have expected this more than I expected this, which was still a lot.
Not the greatest movie, but Keanu was awesome in it.
I’m post GIFs FOR EFFECT.
But who am I to……..
Keanu Reeves bummed a cigarette from me once.
Settling for Field Goals.
Can the pats win by doing that?
Worked for Pittsburgh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBfyg_cJexw
This one might be the most fucked up of all
Mike Tirico sounds AWFULLY happy about all this on Westwood One.
Time to go back to reading. READING!!!
STAM OUT!
NERRRRDDDDD!
Hey, remember Josh Hartnett?
That movie was delightful.
The tv show is great too
What movie?
What We Do in the Shadows
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
Old school zero, I just want you to know that is an amazing banner quote
I’m the one who cut and pasted it up there (based on BFC’s recommendation) so I deserve at least half the credit. Maybe as much as 75%.
You gave 110% pasting.
After I googled the reference, I totally agree.
I, however, totally got it the first time I read it.
*After duckduckgo-ing it.
Well shit, I really am lagging now, no idea what the hell y’all are reacting to
Sent you a link in Slack
Sounds like my dad with dvr. Hate watching games on delay with him
BC Dick does it so no commercials. It is maddening.
I hate commercials, so that’s the way I do it.
Hail BLERRRGH!
I HATE EVERYTHING
It is a day ending in “y”
Wait til a Red wave of teenagers take on teh Toffees.
godfuckingdamnit
Even yo’ badass kitty cat?
Kruger’s feelings are hurt.
Sleep with one eye open buddy boy.
Waiting for the next spinoff: FBI: Malibu’s Most Wanted
NSFW
Smooch Smooch
Was there tongue?
MOAR than in a Kosher delicatessen…
Greetings, all. I don’t hold out a lot of hope, but any chance for an early PSD is exciting.
More punchable face; Welker or McDaniels?
Yes.
McDaniels. He looks like Corey lewandowski, and JEWKAH would just get up and land a hot chick with the black eye.
Lot of Boston area girls that fall into that cata-OH! you mean Welker has the black eye…
Didn’t pick up a yard? Cut him.
*Ray Lewis starts dancing in his living room*
You cocksuckers talked me out of playing Edelman for playoff fantasy
Just one more free service we offer
Your welcome.
yeah, why bother guarding JEWKAH on third and short
Drives me fucking CRAZY
Is it an insult to an avocado if I add it to a Tina’s freezer burrito?
It should be honoUred to be eaten by you in any manner.
LOL