Your Tennessee/New England Wild Card Game Open Thread

TO THE GAME!

Titans/Pats:

 

-Of any year, this is the one where the Pats needed the bye the most. They are starting to look old-ish in my opinion. They really are a 10-6 club that was gifted some wins way back in the fall.

-Everyone’s mother is saying that them Tits are built to win this game and I can’t disagree. Belichick is going to have to try to take rb Henry out of this game (says a silent prayer for the continued health of his hammy) and I don’t think he’ll be able to do it. I mean, he’ll probably end up with a stat line of 28 carries for 105 yards and that will be enough to carry the team to the win. He’s a battering ram and if he can get to the 2nd level he’s murder. Speaking of, he should get at least 3 passes this game because he does have a tendency to break a long one on the rare times he’s involved in the passing game.

-The Pats playmaker-less, running back passing game O (where have you gone, Sanu?) is going to be their undoing and it’s just a matter of time. Brady’s throws are still crisp 10 yards and in but any longer than that and things start to get wonky. That’s why he’s had just the one 300+ game in his last ten and why I think the D needs to score a six spot in order for New England to get it done.

-The weather (light rain throughout the game) might just make this tilt a boring mess but we’ll still watch.

-Prediction Time. I’ll go 20-17 Titans. They’ll have to 1. outscore the Pats in the 4th, and 2. get the last points of the game in order to pull this out.

Your turn.

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LemonJello

TITS D, get the safety.

Spur

Perky Tits!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Oh stop Romo.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I appreciate you not being the the “P*triots fan react reasonably” type. Well done.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fuck it, I’m a pragmatist. Maybe it’s because even though I am from the next town over from Foxboro, I haven’t lived there since 1963, and my only real attachment to the locale is my extended family. Anyway, GO TEXANS.

Senor Weaselo

Erotic Smashpunt!

Gratliff

FUCK YOUR DYNASTY

Redshirt

Oh, please let this end with a Safety!

Mistborn Impossible

LOL close enough!

King Hippo

KERN THE WEAPON!!!!!!!!

Dick E. Phuck

Please god

King Hippo

they’ll punt with maybe 25 seconds

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

If there’s I’ve learned from the Bengals, any team can fuck up a Wild Card Win at a moment’s notice.

Don’t be a Bungle, Tits!

King Hippo

remember that Michigan punt

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Tom Brady in the post-game
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Spur

Please just one 1st down

Viva La Tabula Raza

Looks like no stay of execution till next week. I like the irony of it being Vrabel, who spread joy with his TD catches back in the day, is the coach that administers the death blow to the Empire.

King Hippo

was hoping he’d be a fraction short of first down, so they’d get an extra play to run whole clock out

JustStopDude

Lincoln commercials are getting to the point where I feel like I am watching a Twin Peaks episode…

King Hippo

1:20 for the 40 second clock, 18 seconds to run 3 plays, 10 seconds for the punt. Give TAWWWWMMMMY 12 seconds left.

/they’ll still cock this up, I feel it in my bones, somebody will hold and stop the clock.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dick E. Phuck

I love that big running motherfucker.

Spur

Tits and Ass join to stop this evil timeline

blaxabbath
JustStopDude

Oh Henry!!!

Gratliff

Grown ass man runs

Doktor Zymm

Don’t fuck shit up. That is all

Redshirt

Good Timeline?

Mr. Ayo

Not until the final whistle.

Senor Weaselo

I mean, we’re all still gonna die.

Spur

Best thing about this trip the sound, smell and sensation of frogs, crickets and rain every night. Bottle that feeling and sell it

blaxabbath

This game sounds fun.

But I will continue to stream Arizona blasting ASU in the ass because getting swept by them last year — and them actually thinking it was them taking a step forward in the rivalry — was absolutely terrible.

I always knew Brady would go out in an unmemorable way. I’m glad I’m not missing anything.

Dick E. Phuck

WOOOOOOOOOO

Spur

Run Henry to the outside

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Col. Duke LaCross

Goddammit

LemonJello

EROTIC SMASHMOUTH UNTIL YOU CAN’T SMASH NO MORE YOU TITS!

King Hippo

FOUR DOWN TERRITORY, YOU DICKASSES

Redshirt

What the fuck? They punted?!

JustStopDude

Run the fucking ball….I swear if a single pass is attempted, I will lose my shit…

Dick E. Phuck

Holy Shit Belichick has no faith

The Maestro

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING PUNTING

Senor Weaselo

Everyone is punting and nobody knows why!

Mistborn Impossible

It’s still happening!

Gratliff

Tom Brady as a lesser Alex Smith is not how I expected this season to play out

Dick E. Phuck

I for one am satisfied with this revelation.

Gratliff

Going pull a Lebron and show up to the presser with a hand cast and a seeing eye dog

King Hippo

I can’t believe he’s punting

Mr. Ayo

Touchdown Tawmmy can’t make a throw.

Mr. Ayo

PUNT YOU COWARDS!

Mr. Ayo

(it worked!)

Gratliff

Moar like Bookah

King Hippo

that would be big, but the flat will be wide open on 3rd and 6

King Hippo

GEE WHO WOULDA THOUGHT THEY’D THROW CHECKDOWNS

Senor Weaselo

Checkdowns and screens? I NEVER!

Dunstan

I didn’t like the punt call, but I salute Vrabel trying to out-Belichek Belichek with the rule book technicalities.

tundrajim

I could tell there was going to be a yellow flag-off; both coaches looked pissed.

JustStopDude

Can we please get more penalties?

hippofant

Bellichik’s about to Force-choke someone.

King Hippo

I mean, he’s getting older is only way he can still get hard

Senor Weaselo

Penalty fuckery? Well this has gotten hilariously petty at least.

Gratliff

This is like when the Flyers exposed Tampa Bay’s trap by sitting in their zone for 5 minutes while the Tampa crowd booed….and then lost the game.

Senor Weaselo

Oh, we all know this game is ending 16-14.

King Hippo

hey now, still could be 19-14. Or 23-14, when Tanny Fanny throws the pick six

Mr. Ayo

The Hippo prophesy lives.

Gratliff

Every Flyers hockey fan lamenting the same thing on Twitter, along with the anxiety over losing

Doktor Zymm

Si te llamo borracho FUCK THE PATS

Mr. Ayo

More false starts and delay of games!

Col. Duke LaCross

This is beyond weird.