TO THE GAME!
Titans/Pats:
-Of any year, this is the one where the Pats needed the bye the most. They are starting to look old-ish in my opinion. They really are a 10-6 club that was gifted some wins way back in the fall.
-Everyone’s mother is saying that them Tits are built to win this game and I can’t disagree. Belichick is going to have to try to take rb Henry out of this game (says a silent prayer for the continued health of his hammy) and I don’t think he’ll be able to do it. I mean, he’ll probably end up with a stat line of 28 carries for 105 yards and that will be enough to carry the team to the win. He’s a battering ram and if he can get to the 2nd level he’s murder. Speaking of, he should get at least 3 passes this game because he does have a tendency to break a long one on the rare times he’s involved in the passing game.
-The Pats playmaker-less, running back passing game O (where have you gone, Sanu?) is going to be their undoing and it’s just a matter of time. Brady’s throws are still crisp 10 yards and in but any longer than that and things start to get wonky. That’s why he’s had just the one 300+ game in his last ten and why I think the D needs to score a six spot in order for New England to get it done.
-The weather (light rain throughout the game) might just make this tilt a boring mess but we’ll still watch.
-Prediction Time. I’ll go 20-17 Titans. They’ll have to 1. outscore the Pats in the 4th, and 2. get the last points of the game in order to pull this out.
Your turn.
TITS D, get the safety.
Perky Tits!
Oh stop Romo.
Brady=
I appreciate you not being the the “P*triots fan react reasonably” type. Well done.
Fuck it, I’m a pragmatist. Maybe it’s because even though I am from the next town over from Foxboro, I haven’t lived there since 1963, and my only real attachment to the locale is my extended family. Anyway, GO TEXANS.
Erotic Smashpunt!
FUCK YOUR DYNASTY
Oh, please let this end with a Safety!
LOL close enough!
KERN THE WEAPON!!!!!!!!
Please god
they’ll punt with maybe 25 seconds
If there’s I’ve learned from the Bengals, any team can fuck up a Wild Card Win at a moment’s notice.
Don’t be a Bungle, Tits!
remember that Michigan punt
Tom Brady in the post-game
Please just one 1st down
Looks like no stay of execution till next week. I like the irony of it being Vrabel, who spread joy with his TD catches back in the day, is the coach that administers the death blow to the Empire.
was hoping he’d be a fraction short of first down, so they’d get an extra play to run whole clock out
Lincoln commercials are getting to the point where I feel like I am watching a Twin Peaks episode…
1:20 for the 40 second clock, 18 seconds to run 3 plays, 10 seconds for the punt. Give TAWWWWMMMMY 12 seconds left.
/they’ll still cock this up, I feel it in my bones, somebody will hold and stop the clock.
I love that big running motherfucker.
Tits and Ass join to stop this evil timeline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iCWzpDpKs
Oh Henry!!!
Grown ass man runs
Don’t fuck shit up. That is all
Good Timeline?
Not until the final whistle.
I mean, we’re all still gonna die.
Best thing about this trip the sound, smell and sensation of frogs, crickets and rain every night. Bottle that feeling and sell it
This game sounds fun.
But I will continue to stream Arizona blasting ASU in the ass because getting swept by them last year — and them actually thinking it was them taking a step forward in the rivalry — was absolutely terrible.
I always knew Brady would go out in an unmemorable way. I’m glad I’m not missing anything.
WOOOOOOOOOO
Run Henry to the outside
Goddammit
EROTIC SMASHMOUTH UNTIL YOU CAN’T SMASH NO MORE YOU TITS!
FOUR DOWN TERRITORY, YOU DICKASSES
What the fuck? They punted?!
Run the fucking ball….I swear if a single pass is attempted, I will lose my shit…
Holy Shit Belichick has no faith
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING PUNTING
Everyone is punting and nobody knows why!
It’s still happening!
Tom Brady as a lesser Alex Smith is not how I expected this season to play out
I for one am satisfied with this revelation.
Going pull a Lebron and show up to the presser with a hand cast and a seeing eye dog
I can’t believe he’s punting
Touchdown Tawmmy can’t make a throw.
PUNT YOU COWARDS!
(it worked!)
Moar like Bookah
that would be big, but the flat will be wide open on 3rd and 6
GEE WHO WOULDA THOUGHT THEY’D THROW CHECKDOWNS
Checkdowns and screens? I NEVER!
I didn’t like the punt call, but I salute Vrabel trying to out-Belichek Belichek with the rule book technicalities.
I could tell there was going to be a yellow flag-off; both coaches looked pissed.
Can we please get more penalties?
Bellichik’s about to Force-choke someone.
I mean, he’s getting older is only way he can still get hard
Penalty fuckery? Well this has gotten hilariously petty at least.
This is like when the Flyers exposed Tampa Bay’s trap by sitting in their zone for 5 minutes while the Tampa crowd booed….and then lost the game.
Oh, we all know this game is ending 16-14.
hey now, still could be 19-14. Or 23-14, when Tanny Fanny throws the pick six
The Hippo prophesy lives.
Every Flyers hockey fan lamenting the same thing on Twitter, along with the anxiety over losing
Si te llamo borracho FUCK THE PATS
More false starts and delay of games!
This is beyond weird.