Well, now it’s the NFC’s turn to show us what they’ve got.
TO THE GAME!
Vikes/Saints:
-I don’t know, man. Poking around here, there and everywhere it just does not look that good for Minny. I guess an extremely heavy Derrick Henry-like dose of Dalvin Cook and a smattering of Mattison might slow the game down a bit. Perhaps another Diggs miracle at the end to for the win? I can’t see the score being close enough to matter.
-Hey, you know that fantasy thing you employ when you have Brees? You know, play him at home and forget about him on the road? Well, I did a wee bit of maths and his completion rate at home this year is 77%. Wr Thomas will likely be covered by Xavien Howard and that fella allows a catch rate of…. 84.3%. That spells disaster. The Vikes don’t have a cb in PFF’s top 50.
-“But Minny’s D has shut down a number of qb’s!” says yeah right. Well, yes-they’ve done quite well vs. backups and strugglers like Chase Daniel, Daniel Jones, Case Keenum/Haskins, Matt Moore, Kyle Allen and David Blough. They’ve been torched by the more capable tossers like Wentz (400), Stafford (433), DAK! (443) and Wilson (444).
-Shall we speak the name of Cousins and his enormous struggles in national spotlight games? His won/loss record for games on Sunday/Monday nights and playoff games is 2-16. It begs the question-has he been to a therapist? If so, he should think about switching it up and going to a more effective one. And he want to trade in that therapy badger, he’s so cranky!
-Prediction Time! Saints win going away 37-20.
Hit me with yours down below. Or just hit me.*
*tire irons are excluded from this offer
OMG
Oh, BLEERGH just avoided New Orleans’ fury on that spot.
Call the ambulance for drew this is the big one
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK WAS THAT OGMAPO:ISEJAFDA
FULL BANANACAKES ALERT!!! FULL BANANACAKES ALERT!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE; WE HAVE GONE FULL BANANACAKES!!!
#ExtraPlaid
What the literal fuck
Edit: it’s coming back
Reverse miracle?
WTF?
oh shit somebody check on Big Daddy Drew’s brain
ah nevermind, he’s down
Likely so is Drew
SUDDEN CHANGE OF SUDDEN CHANGES
BOURBON STREET MIRACLE
/reversed
LOL Vikings
Trash spot scab refs in the Saints’ pocket boo
Besides Watson, has there been any good QB play this Playoffs?
Not so far.
no others.
Maybe Carson Wentz can pull something big?
You’re thinking of Foles
Taysom is easily #2 on the list
Is Drew Brees’ height finally coming back to haunt him and the Saints 20 years in?
Lol he threw a right hook at his triceps. Should do that more often imo
Welp, looks like Taysom Hill’s god is better than Tim Tebow’s god.
+1 gold plate
LOL damn
As Brokeback taught us yesterday, there are worse things than eating a 10-yard loss.
Aw man, you just hate to see a shill for a Ponzi scheme shit the game away like this.
Oh, who am I kidding. This is fucking great. Fuck Advo.
Breezus would rather lose than have the dry shite mormon be the hero, obviously
GIVE THE BALL TO HILL.
Haven’t seen Saints bless a Hill this much since Calvary. Also Breesus will die on it after that fumble
“You’d betray the Son of Hill with a fumble?!” – J. Christ
Well that’s surprising
SUDDEN BREESUS STIGMATA CHANGE
jfc vikes
Nevermind!
THE DECADE OF TAYSOM HILL
Dude is legit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiyYozeOoKs
HOLY CATS, that run.
This is one of the many reasons why Football is better than Baseball.
In Baseball, if they have a lockdown gamechanger on the bench or bullpen, they can only put them in once and have to keep them in until they get tired.
In Football, if they have a lockdown gamechanger on the bench, they can put them in key plays and take them out to rest for the next key play.
That, and also that baseball fucking sucks
Of the Colquitt clan!?
HAPPY PATRIOTS SCHANDENFREUDE DAY
Also, howdy folks.
As the unelected Mayor of Football, I declare January 2020 to be Patriots Schadenfreude Month!
As a self-appointed city councilman, I second this motion.
Found a funny:
Instagram is LA, Twitter is New York and Facebook is Florida.
Rob Lowe will only ever be Chris Traeger to me
Wayne’s World for me.
I look forward to he and Liv Tyler talking about young women being exploited on video, although each will be approaching the topic from a different point of view.
Also the Sanchize’s role model
Phillip Rivers Super Bowls: 0
Brees + Eli Super Bowls: 3. Or 4? More than 0 at least.
STOMP STOMP CLAP
Yeah, but he’s (probably) got more kids than Eli and Drew combined
Mom finally stopped talking and is now asleep. I think. WTF happened, how did NO cut it to 3?
They put a white guy on the field and the Vikings got confused.
Good strategery.
Nobody ever suspects the white dude.
You’d think they’d learn after the last 2,500 years or so of our shenanigans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNPW2wZ4D2s
These ‘Brokeback Mountain’ outtakes are confusing.
My wife knew that was going to hill as soon as he took the field. Because she’s smart and pays attention each week. Vikes? Not so much. Are white receivers THAT invisible?
Real question: would Josh Allen be more valuable to the Bills playing a Taysom-Hill-type role next year? Let’s say they get someone like Ryan Fitzpatrick to be the real QB.
I dunno about him being able to study multiple sections of playbook like that.
How hard is it to realize that when #7 takes the field but not getting the snap, he’s probably getting the ball?
“Why would you cover the white guy?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_LeJfn_qW0
This was one of the funniest things SNL ever did.
“Saying the playoffs mean more and trying harder just means that the players were loafing during the season and should have their bonuses canceled.”
-Virginia M.
I don’t think the players’ play-off performance is much of an issue for Virginia’s family.
“You lose some, you Taysom.”
-Drew Brees
Mormondown!
GRITDOWN
I don’t know who approved the Little Sweet Dr. Pepper commercials, but when I do, there will be blood.
I like them, but then, my particular fetish is getting cucked by a mini-version of Prince.
The folks at Dr. Pepper really ARE quite fond of cuckolding, it seems.
I acknowledge the Rule 34 Violation. Keep your freak on.
I bet Zach and Julie Ertz’s kids are going to be excellent cellists.
Look, Vikes. Don’t be afraid to throw a few clotheslines at gold helmets. They historically have it coming.
Jared Cook and Ted Ginn, back to back tough catches. Weird as fuck, indeed.
Ginn Jr did something good not on special teams?
The continued relevance and success of Ted Ginn Jr confuses and frightens me
Yeah but has he worked out in a driveway or committed insurance fraud?
We got a game boys and girls!
Somebody’s just been told they’re going for a walk.
And it’s not Andy Reid.
TV timeout, punt, TV timeout combo coming right up!
Refs just blatantly calling the opposite of what Saints fans want and I love it so much
Can’t just leave it until the end of the game like they did last year
If it happens again this year, there will be a riot.
Take the hint, Coach Zimmer.