Your Minnesota/New Orleans Wild Card Game Open Thread

Well, now it’s the NFC’s turn to show us what they’ve got.

TO THE GAME!

Vikes/Saints:

-I don’t know, man. Poking around here, there and everywhere it just does not look that good for Minny. I guess an extremely heavy Derrick Henry-like dose of Dalvin Cook and a smattering of Mattison might slow the game down a bit. Perhaps another Diggs miracle at the end to for the win? I can’t see the score being close enough to matter.

-Hey, you know that fantasy thing you employ when you have Brees? You know, play him at home and forget about him on the road? Well, I did a wee bit of maths and his completion rate at home this year is 77%. Wr Thomas will likely be covered by Xavien Howard and that fella allows a catch rate of…. 84.3%. That spells disaster. The Vikes don’t have a cb in PFF’s top 50.

-“But Minny’s D has shut down a number of qb’s!” says yeah right. Well, yes-they’ve done quite well vs. backups and strugglers like Chase Daniel, Daniel Jones, Case Keenum/Haskins, Matt Moore, Kyle Allen and David Blough. They’ve been torched by the more capable tossers like Wentz (400), Stafford (433), DAK! (443) and Wilson (444).

-Shall we speak the name of Cousins and his enormous struggles in national spotlight games? His won/loss record for games on Sunday/Monday nights and playoff games is 2-16. It begs the question-has he been to a therapist? If so, he should think about switching it up and going to a more effective one. And he want to trade in that therapy badger, he’s so cranky!

-Prediction Time! Saints win going away 37-20.

Hit me with yours down below. Or just hit me.*

*tire irons are excluded from this offer

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rockingdog

OMG

Redshirt

Oh, BLEERGH just avoided New Orleans’ fury on that spot.

Gatoraids

Call the ambulance for drew this is the big one

Gratliff

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK WAS THAT OGMAPO:ISEJAFDA

Horatio Cornblower

FULL BANANACAKES ALERT!!! FULL BANANACAKES ALERT!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE; WE HAVE GONE FULL BANANACAKES!!!

King Hippo

#ExtraPlaid

Mistborn Impossible

What the literal fuck

Edit: it’s coming back

Game Time Decision

Reverse miracle?

ArmedandHammered

WTF?

Old School Zero

oh shit somebody check on Big Daddy Drew’s brain

Old School Zero

ah nevermind, he’s down

Horatio Cornblower

Likely so is Drew

WCS

SUDDEN CHANGE OF SUDDEN CHANGES

King Hippo

BOURBON STREET MIRACLE

King Hippo

/reversed

Mr. Ayo

LOL Vikings

Gratliff

Trash spot scab refs in the Saints’ pocket boo

Redshirt

Besides Watson, has there been any good QB play this Playoffs?

Horatio Cornblower

Not so far.

rockingdog

no others.
Maybe Carson Wentz can pull something big?

Bortleback

You’re thinking of Foles

King Hippo

Taysom is easily #2 on the list

herodotus450

Is Drew Brees’ height finally coming back to haunt him and the Saints 20 years in?

Gratliff

Lol he threw a right hook at his triceps. Should do that more often imo

Fronkenshteen

Welp, looks like Taysom Hill’s god is better than Tim Tebow’s god.

King Hippo

+1 gold plate

rockingdog

LOL damn

King Hippo

As Brokeback taught us yesterday, there are worse things than eating a 10-yard loss.

Horatio Cornblower

Aw man, you just hate to see a shill for a Ponzi scheme shit the game away like this.

Oh, who am I kidding. This is fucking great. Fuck Advo.

Bortleback

Breezus would rather lose than have the dry shite mormon be the hero, obviously

litre_cola

GIVE THE BALL TO HILL.

Gatoraids

Haven’t seen Saints bless a Hill this much since Calvary. Also Breesus will die on it after that fumble

Redshirt

“You’d betray the Son of Hill with a fumble?!” – J. Christ

Mistborn Impossible

Well that’s surprising

King Hippo

SUDDEN BREESUS STIGMATA CHANGE

Gratliff

jfc vikes

Gratliff

Nevermind!

King Hippo

THE DECADE OF TAYSOM HILL

rockingdog

Dude is legit

litre_cola
King Hippo

HOLY CATS, that run.

Redshirt

This is one of the many reasons why Football is better than Baseball.

In Baseball, if they have a lockdown gamechanger on the bench or bullpen, they can only put them in once and have to keep them in until they get tired.

In Football, if they have a lockdown gamechanger on the bench, they can put them in key plays and take them out to rest for the next key play.

Bortleback

That, and also that baseball fucking sucks

herodotus450

Of the Colquitt clan!?

WCS

HAPPY PATRIOTS SCHANDENFREUDE DAY

Also, howdy folks.

Old School Zero

As the unelected Mayor of Football, I declare January 2020 to be Patriots Schadenfreude Month!

WCS

As a self-appointed city councilman, I second this motion.

rockingdog

Found a funny:
Instagram is LA, Twitter is New York and Facebook is Florida.

Mistborn Impossible

Rob Lowe will only ever be Chris Traeger to me

litre_cola

Wayne’s World for me.

Horatio Cornblower

I look forward to he and Liv Tyler talking about young women being exploited on video, although each will be approaching the topic from a different point of view.

King Hippo

Also the Sanchize’s role model

herodotus450

Phillip Rivers Super Bowls: 0
Brees + Eli Super Bowls: 3. Or 4? More than 0 at least.

litre_cola

STOMP STOMP CLAP

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, but he’s (probably) got more kids than Eli and Drew combined

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mom finally stopped talking and is now asleep. I think. WTF happened, how did NO cut it to 3?

Horatio Cornblower

They put a white guy on the field and the Vikings got confused.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Good strategery.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nobody ever suspects the white dude.

Horatio Cornblower

You’d think they’d learn after the last 2,500 years or so of our shenanigans.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

These ‘Brokeback Mountain’ outtakes are confusing.

Fronkenshteen

My wife knew that was going to hill as soon as he took the field. Because she’s smart and pays attention each week. Vikes? Not so much. Are white receivers THAT invisible?

Mistborn Impossible

Real question: would Josh Allen be more valuable to the Bills playing a Taysom-Hill-type role next year? Let’s say they get someone like Ryan Fitzpatrick to be the real QB.

King Hippo

I dunno about him being able to study multiple sections of playbook like that.

Redshirt

How hard is it to realize that when #7 takes the field but not getting the snap, he’s probably getting the ball?

Horatio Cornblower

“Why would you cover the white guy?”

Horatio Cornblower

This was one of the funniest things SNL ever did.

herodotus450

“Saying the playoffs mean more and trying harder just means that the players were loafing during the season and should have their bonuses canceled.”
-Virginia M.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think the players’ play-off performance is much of an issue for Virginia’s family.

litre_cola

Mormondown!

King Hippo

GRITDOWN

Redshirt

I don’t know who approved the Little Sweet Dr. Pepper commercials, but when I do, there will be blood.

Horatio Cornblower

I like them, but then, my particular fetish is getting cucked by a mini-version of Prince.

King Hippo

The folks at Dr. Pepper really ARE quite fond of cuckolding, it seems.

Redshirt

I acknowledge the Rule 34 Violation. Keep your freak on.

Horatio Cornblower

I bet Zach and Julie Ertz’s kids are going to be excellent cellists.

Gratliff

Look, Vikes. Don’t be afraid to throw a few clotheslines at gold helmets. They historically have it coming.

King Hippo

Jared Cook and Ted Ginn, back to back tough catches. Weird as fuck, indeed.

litre_cola

Ginn Jr did something good not on special teams?

Old School Zero

The continued relevance and success of Ted Ginn Jr confuses and frightens me

herodotus450

Yeah but has he worked out in a driveway or committed insurance fraud?

rockingdog

We got a game boys and girls!
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Horatio Cornblower

Somebody’s just been told they’re going for a walk.

And it’s not Andy Reid.

King Hippo

TV timeout, punt, TV timeout combo coming right up!

Gratliff

Refs just blatantly calling the opposite of what Saints fans want and I love it so much

Bortleback

Can’t just leave it until the end of the game like they did last year

Redshirt

If it happens again this year, there will be a riot.

King Hippo

Take the hint, Coach Zimmer.